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You can't be if I am.

 

:love::love::bunny:

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You can't be if I am.

 

 

You dare take on a Calvin Klein model? Do you .. WANT to look like a fool? Before you even move, you'll look like a fool, because you'll be standing by a model. A model for calvin klein. That is a huge company. You stand no chance, you will die.

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It was!! But some don't find it hilarious at all :rolleyes:.

 

Is that pickle in your avatar or am I just happy to see you? lol

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You dare take on a Calvin Klein model? Do you .. WANT to look like a fool? Before you even move, you'll look like a fool, because you'll be standing by a model. A model for calvin klein. That is a huge company. You stand no chance, you will die.

 

A model means you are better then others? Thats very superficial of you. Here, have a pickle.

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You dare take on a Calvin Klein model? Do you .. WANT to look like a fool? Before you even move, you'll look like a fool, because you'll be standing by a model. A model for calvin klein. That is a huge company. You stand no chance, you will die.

 

Wow, that's amazing.

 

Can you please teach me how to kiss my own arse? :love::bunny:

 

:laugh: I kid, I kid.

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A model means you are better then others? Thats very superficial of you. Here, have a pickle.

 

Take your pickle, I have no use for it; I can't afford the extra calories, I have to maintain a strict weight

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Take your pickle, I have no use for it; I can't afford the extra calories, I have to maintain a strict weight

 

Are on a strict protein diet?:laugh:

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Take your pickle, I have no use for it; I can't afford the extra calories, I have to maintain a strict weight

 

No no Tom, you're supposed to say "Excuse me, but I just had a skittle. I'm STUFFED"

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Wow, that's amazing.

 

Can you please teach me how to kiss my own arse? :love::bunny:

 

:laugh: I kid, I kid.

:lmao: Only you...CE!
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No no Tom, you're supposed to say "Excuse me, but I just had a skittle. I'm STUFFED"

 

 

Lol, oh how I wish people were as intelligent as Hoping.

 

To the slow ones... not mentioning any names. (Soulsearch). I have been completely joking and blowing myself far out of proportion. You'd think when you'd see someone so insanely narcissistic, you'd realize it HAS to be a joke. But alas, the mere fact that you took me serious, shows how bad some people out there really are. Hell, I admit, I modeled my replies after a real life narcissist I once studied. Whereas I've been joking, he would've been serious.

 

I am a model, that part was true. But do I think I'm gods gift to the universe? no

Do I think I'm special? only to a certain extent.

Do I have an inflated ego? Only about balloon sized

Am I actually 7+ inches? this part was also true.

 

The rest was me going above and beyond to be narcissistic. Hoping and alone laughed i hope lol

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Is that pickle in your avatar or am I just happy to see you? lol

 

You're just happy to see the pickle, unlike me.. I am happy to see you ;):love::p

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:lmao: Only you...CE!

 

Tom know I'm joking. He's about as far from being like that as possible. But still very man pretty. :laugh:

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To the slow ones... not mentioning any names. (Soulsearch).

 

Nicely played! :laugh:

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Lol, oh how I wish people were as intelligent as Hoping.

 

To the slow ones... not mentioning any names. (Soulsearch). I have been completely joking and blowing myself far out of proportion. You'd think when you'd see someone so insanely narcissistic, you'd realize it HAS to be a joke. But alas, the mere fact that you took me serious, shows how bad some people out there really are. Hell, I admit, I modeled my replies after a real life narcissist I once studied. Whereas I've been joking, he would've been serious.

 

I am a model, that part was true. But do I think I'm gods gift to the universe? no

Do I think I'm special? only to a certain extent.

Do I have an inflated ego? Only about balloon sized

Am I actually 7+ inches? this part was also true.

 

The rest was me going above and beyond to be narcissistic. Hoping and alone laughed i hope lol

 

Why is your picture sideways?

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Why is your picture sideways?

 

He wants to hurt as many necks as possible.

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Citizen, I sensed you were above it too lol. You always striked me as exceptionally intelligent.

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Why is your picture sideways?

 

Damn, looking for a narcissistic reply to this.

 

Wanted to say because I turn the whole world upside down.. but that doesn't quite fit..

 

It's sideways because my phone camera auto adjusted and took it sideways because it was slightly tilted. I dunno, stupid made in china **** ****.

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Citizen, I sensed you were above it too lol. You always striked me as exceptionally intelligent.

 

Yeah, the bunny never makes an appearance if I'm being a bitch. And thank you. ;)

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He wants to hurt as many necks as possible.

 

:lmao::lmao:

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Damn, looking for a narcissistic reply to this.

 

Wanted to say because I turn the whole world upside down.. but that doesn't quite fit..

 

It's sideways because my phone camera auto adjusted and took it sideways because it was slightly tilted. I dunno, stupid made in china **** ****.

 

:lmao::lmao:

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To the slow ones... not mentioning any names. (Soulsearch). I have been completely joking and blowing myself far out of proportion. You'd think when you'd see someone so insanely narcissistic, you'd realize it HAS to be a joke.

I'm grateful, oh incredible one, that my witty sarcasm didn't go over your head. I was worried that it would, but it seems the size of your noggin kept that from happening. The world makes sense again. :)

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Why do I get this feeling this DSM-IV guy is not joking? :laugh:

 

One accident with the face and his career is over. Best keep away from just about everything - in fact being on the computer is probably the only safe thing you can do. We may be seeing a lot more posts from him.

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Why do I get this feeling this DSM-IV guy is not joking? :laugh:

 

One accident with the face and his career is over. Best keep away from just about everything - in fact being on the computer is probably the only safe thing you can do. We may be seeing a lot more posts from him.

 

 

When I'm not making 1000+ dollars for photoshoots, yeah, I don't mind spending time on my superior computer that I bought from all the ridiculous amounts of money I make looking better than you.

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You dare take on a Calvin Klein model? Do you .. WANT to look like a fool? Before you even move, you'll look like a fool, because you'll be standing by a model. A model for calvin klein. That is a huge company. You stand no chance, you will die.

 

What are you like 12 ?..

 

I'll take my chances with you :laugh:.. I work in the Ad Industry..I make guys like you pretty :laugh:

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Lmao art critic I suggest you read the post where I clearly stated I have been mimicking a narcissist and am completely kidding about everything except actually being a model. That part was true. The over the top **** was all bs though.

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