Lucky_One Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 Whatever the man I am in love with is. I don't understand the comparisons, the "has to's", the musts. I love and appreciate my BF for him - not for his height, not for the width of his penis, not for the fact that his hair is tawny blonde. I loved my XH for himself - not for his height, not for his dick. Penises are beautiful things, whether they are circumcized or not, long or short, thick or thin, heavy testicles or small ones. And I really can't imagine how a man who has less than perfect security in himself must feel with his perfectly average cock when he reads crap like "Oh size DOES matter". BS. Care and attention and thoughtfulness matter in bed - not having John Holmes there with you. A great lover doesn't pay attention to his own size - he pays attention to his lover. I don't measure a man's penis to find out whether or not he will satisfy me in bed - I measure his devotion, his willingness to find out what turns me on, his kisses. And as for me? My breasts are perfect for whoever the lucky man is who gets to touch and see them. They fed my son gloriously, they fill out my bathing suit in a suitable manner, they feel wonderful when they are stroked or kissed. Their size doesn't really matter, and I am thankful that I have never been around a man crass enough to point out any "inadequacies" that my breasts might have. The world is crazy enough without encouraging small breasted women to get augmentation in order to make a man want her, or to have men invest in penis pumps or creams or pills to make his penis larger; lord knows I get enough male enhancement emails as it is. How about just encourage each other to be open-minded, to look beyond a "type" that they believe that have to be involved with for love to happen? Damn PMS.....I am going to bed....good night. I feel like I am at the Penthouse Forums.....
DSM-IV Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 That pickle topic was retarded, and most of them women in it were little more than sluts, in my most honest opinion. That being said, carry on. Don't let this topic turn into another perverted joking one. How tony let that carry on as long as he did, I will not ever understand.
tkgirl Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 Whatever the man I am in love with is. I don't understand the comparisons, the "has to's", the musts. I love and appreciate my BF for him - not for his height, not for the width of his penis, not for the fact that his hair is tawny blonde. I loved my XH for himself - not for his height, not for his dick. Penises are beautiful things, whether they are circumcized or not, long or short, thick or thin, heavy testicles or small ones. And I really can't imagine how a man who has less than perfect security in himself must feel with his perfectly average cock when he reads crap like "Oh size DOES matter". BS. Care and attention and thoughtfulness matter in bed - not having John Holmes there with you. A great lover doesn't pay attention to his own size - he pays attention to his lover. I don't measure a man's penis to find out whether or not he will satisfy me in bed - I measure his devotion, his willingness to find out what turns me on, his kisses. And as for me? My breasts are perfect for whoever the lucky man is who gets to touch and see them. They fed my son gloriously, they fill out my bathing suit in a suitable manner, they feel wonderful when they are stroked or kissed. Their size doesn't really matter, and I am thankful that I have never been around a man crass enough to point out any "inadequacies" that my breasts might have. The world is crazy enough without encouraging small breasted women to get augmentation in order to make a man want her, or to have men invest in penis pumps or creams or pills to make his penis larger; lord knows I get enough male enhancement emails as it is. How about just encourage each other to be open-minded, to look beyond a "type" that they believe that have to be involved with for love to happen? Damn PMS.....I am going to bed....good night. I feel like I am at the Penthouse Forums..... er... very well said.. I think! I'm kidding! You make an excellent point. now all that talk about pickles is making me er... horn.... I mean, HUNGRY!
DSM-IV Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 all that talk about pickles is making me er... horn.... I mean, HUNGRY! Let the fail begin.
tkgirl Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 Let the fail begin. ah, come on.. I was joking! p.s. I've been away from LS for a bit... it seems I missed something? or not...
DSM-IV Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 Lol eh I was messing with you. You weren't one of the people I saw in the other topic that made me shake my head at humanity, TK. Some of those girls gave a bad name to all girls.
Citizen Erased Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 As long as they have all of them, I don't mind.
Citizen Drawn Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 Well said. The forum sunk to a new low today on the giggling vacuous girly front.
DSM-IV Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 Lol Citizen Erased, you gonna make that commute to PA?
tkgirl Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 Lol eh I was messing with you. You weren't one of the people I saw in the other topic that made me shake my head at humanity, TK. Some of those girls gave a bad name to all girls. I hate when that happens! no, I know there are a few cool girls out there still... because I'm one of them! well... most of the time! I'll have to read this thread though... curiousity is getting the best of me. Should I just search "pickles"?
BobSacamento Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 Desire for bigger pickle, the bigger the appetite. The bigger the appetite, the bigger the girl.
SoulSearch_CO Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 EXCELLENT post and I totally agree. I've been with two "large" ones - one of the guys totally sucked at what he was doing and the other guy ****ing rocked my world. LOL There's no way in hell I would pick a guy based on his penis size. I totally love this post. Thanks, Lucky. That pickle topic was retarded, and most of them women in it were little more than sluts, in my most honest opinion. That being said, carry on. Don't let this topic turn into another perverted joking one. How tony let that carry on as long as he did, I will not ever understand. Ah. You must be below average. I'm sorry.
DSM-IV Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 Ah. You must be below average. I'm sorry. I'm a professional model. I am superior in EVERY way. God made me perfect. NEXT?
Citizen Erased Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 I'm a professional model. I am superior in EVERY way. God made me perfect. NEXT? Exactly. Do you know how much his underwear cost SoulSearch?!
SoulSearch_CO Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 I'm a professional model. I am superior in EVERY way. God made me perfect. NEXT? :lmao: HAHAHAHAHA. That was great.
Bayern Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 I'm a professional model. I am superior in EVERY way. God made me perfect. NEXT? Is this joke? I almost fell out of my chair laughing.
SoulSearch_CO Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 Exactly. Do you know how much his underwear cost SoulSearch?! LMFAO - oh, goodness. I should have known better. WHAT was I thinking? LOL
Bayern Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 Is this joke? I almost fell out of my chair laughing. Is this a joke*
DSM-IV Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 Well as A&D well knows, I am over 7 inches. Keep trying to find flaws my pets, for I am God's gift to the UNIVERSE. The avatar pic was NOT stolen!
Citizen Erased Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 Pickle thread? LOL! Bet it was hilarious! I think the old timers found it amusing because they know the people behind it. New guys not so much.
Pyro Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 Keep trying to find flaws my pets, for I am God's gift to the UNIVERSE. You can't be if I am.
hoping2heal Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 Well as A&D well knows, I am over 7 inches. Keep trying to find flaws my pets, for I am God's gift to the UNIVERSE. The avatar pic was NOT stolen! Tom, does she really know your pickle is a Vlassic??
Lyssa Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 Pickle thread? LOL! Bet it was hilarious! It was!! But some don't find it hilarious at all .
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