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I got this random email on myspace just now....

 

Hello Sexy! I in Denver until Wed. Can you come out and play? I am all alone on my tour bus : ( I am on tour with Whitesnake. Dinner and a little romantic chivalry on this sexy rainy evening? Concert at Red Rocks on Tuesday evening... May all of your days be as beautiful and sexy as you! M 555-555-5555 xoxoxoxoxo

 

Like I'd fall for this......

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I got this random email on myspace just now....

 

Hello Sexy! I in Denver until Wed. Can you come out and play? I am all alone on my tour bus : ( I am on tour with Whitesnake. Dinner and a little romantic chivalry on this sexy rainy evening? Concert at Red Rocks on Tuesday evening... May all of your days be as beautiful and sexy as you! M 555-555-5555 xoxoxoxoxo

 

Like I'd fall for this......

yea this guy hasn't gotten laid since 1989

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Like I'd fall for this......

 

Whad a Loozah!

 

Some ridiculous women would though... which is probably why he sends out a few dozen of these letters in the hopes of getting one response!

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Why not respond with:

 

Who's Whitesnake? :confused:

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Oh yes please, lemme respond so he thinks he has a chance. :p

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Who is Whitesnake?

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:laugh: Too funny CE!! You caught the lead in!

 

Oh, THAT ol' hairband. I'm too young for that era of music but thanks for the offer. Take care. :)

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:laugh: Too funny CE!! You caught the lead in!

 

Oh, THAT ol' hairband. I'm too young for that era of music but thanks for the offer. Take care. :)

 

Wow, apparently

They were recently named the 85th Greatest hard rock band of all time by VH1.
as per wikipedia.

 

That is just spectacular. And this guy is their support act?! Of the 85th Greatest hard rock band of all time?! Send me his number! :love::bunny:

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:lmao: Being 85th is something to brag about...apparently!

 

It's like the sperm that won the race to create...people!

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Wow, apparently as per wikipedia.

 

That is just spectacular. And this guy is their support act?! Of the 85th Greatest hard rock band of all time?! Send me his number! :love::bunny:

 

Please tell me you are not serious :lmao::lmao::lmao:

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Please tell me you are not serious :lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

I don't think you get it. 85th! And he is their support act. Wow. How are you not all giggly and excited by such a celebrity?

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Check your PM's....

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I don't think you get it. 85th! And he is their support act. Wow. How are you not all giggly and excited by such a celebrity?

 

What I find interesting is, how a girl would respond if he was a celebrity?

 

A girl a few years back was bragging how she hooked up with one of the top players on the ATP tour, I forget which tennis player.

 

But I was thinking she's probably the 145th notch on his belt.

 

Also, when professional soccer players are in town and I've seen them in clubs, there are girls all over them.

 

So would you be interested if he was a celeb and didn't send the nasty email?

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What I find interesting is, how a girl would respond if he was a celebrity?

 

A girl a few years back was bragging how she hooked up with one of the top players on the ATP tour, I forget which tennis player.

 

But I was thinking she's probably the 145th notch on his belt.

 

Also, when professional soccer players are in town and I've seen them in clubs, there are girls all over them.

 

So would you be interested if he was a celeb and didn't send the nasty email?

 

Nope... not my type. Physically. I don't 'get' with guys for reasons like that.

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Nope... not my type. Physically. I don't 'get' with guys for reasons like that.

 

Yeah, he could be the most famous person in the world and I wouldn't find him hot.

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OMG Whitesnake?!?!!?

 

If I were you I'd be insulted.

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Nope... not my type. Physically. I don't 'get' with guys for reasons like that.
Especially not this guy...:sick:
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Yeah, he could be the most famous person in the world and I wouldn't find him hot.

 

Especially not this guy...:sick:

 

:laugh::laugh:

 

So no takers to join him on his lonely tour bus?

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