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Ladies.... how do you like your pickles?

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:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

That made my day. I'll never look at mozerella sticks the same.

 

CE told me she has it as her desk top picture :lmao::lmao: Btw, that's ranch dressing with it, so remember that next time you order a salad :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

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CE told me she has it as her desk top picture :lmao::lmao: Btw, that's ranch dressing with it, so remember that next time you order a salad :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

Fortunately for me I like Italian or Catalina dressing.:laugh:

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As long as he knows what he is doing with his pickle and it feels good in my mouth, then it's all good. :love::bunny:

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Fortunately for me I like Italian or Catalina dressing.:laugh:

 

Fortunately huh? I'm hurt! :mad: And here I thought I was sexy with my ranch and mozz stick :lmao::lmao:

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Fortunately huh? I'm hurt! :mad: And here I thought I was sexy with my ranch and mozz stick :lmao::lmao:

 

No food necessary for that.;):bunny:

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No food necessary for that.;):bunny:

 

So does that mean whip cream and strawberries are out?

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So does that mean whip cream and strawberries are out?

 

Not at all.:bunny::bunny:

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This thread is just becoming nasty and insanely ridiculous. It doesn't even make sense now. Is it ever going to end. Seriously.....

 

Hey. Listen. Go piss up a rope, because you're ruining everyone's fun. If you don't like the thread, report it and/or ignore it. Just because you're bitter doesn't mean you have to rain on everyone else's parade. Some of us actually take pleasure in life, sex and pickles. Please just go away.

 

Your puritanical prudery is unbecoming and extremely obnoxious.

 

Dreamergrl: so are you gonna go for C or what? :) I'm dying to know.

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This thread is just becoming nasty and insanely ridiculous. It doesn't even make sense now. Is it ever going to end. Seriously.....

 

Want me to start a prude thread for you?

 

Not at all.:bunny::bunny:

 

Phew! You had me worried.

 

Hey. Listen. Go piss up a rope, because you're ruining everyone's fun. If you don't like the thread, report it and/or ignore it. Just because you're bitter doesn't mean you have to rain on everyone else's parade. Some of us actually take pleasure in life, sex and pickles. Please just go away.

 

Your puritanical prudery is unbecoming and extremely obnoxious.

 

Dreamergrl: so are you gonna go for C or what? :) I'm dying to know.

 

I checked out his ms, hasn't been on there a while. I might shoot him a message on fb though. I'm contemplating.

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I'm not a prude but I'm also not an attention whore. who else starts such threads and gets off to them for going on 24 hours or so? Also, it really doesn't even make sense what you are talking about now. that is what is so interesting.

 

LOL, I'm an attention whore now? Ooook :p So are the other threads from attention whores because people reply, and keep participating?

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I'm not a prude but I'm also not an attention whore. who else starts such threads and gets off to them for going on 24 hours or so? Also, it really doesn't even make sense what you are talking about now. that is what is so interesting.

 

So basically you're a troll.

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LOL, I'm an attention whore now? Ooook :p So are the other threads from attention whores because people reply, and keep participating?

 

Don't forget you have a neck that pukes as well.:laugh:

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Ladies, is it possible for a guy with a small pickle to get a woman off - say multiple times - using mostly the pickle?

 

Cuz I got a lady friend dating an Asian guy who claims that this guy can get her off like this. So either she's lying or this guy is average or bigger or something and has mad skills.

 

I don't believe it.

 

 

Discuss...

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She is a lying whore, and possibly an attention whore as well.

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Don't forget you have a neck that pukes as well.:laugh:

 

Thanks! I almost forgot. Hey, I look battered too ;) Can't win 'em all.

 

Ladies, is it possible for a guy with a small pickle to get a woman off - say multiple times - using mostly the pickle?

 

Cuz I got a lady friend dating an Asian guy who claims that this guy can get her off like this. So either she's lying or this guy is average or bigger or something and has mad skills.

 

I don't believe it.

 

 

Discuss...

 

How small of a pickle?

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she said penis

 

penis!!!!! Caca poopoo pipi caca!!!!!! Testicles testicles!!!!! Scrotum!!!!!!!!! smegma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How small of a pickle?

 

I don't know? I just assumed smaller than average (statistically), since stereotypes are true?

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I have a concern. All this pickle talk, I'm almost starting to wonder if you really are talking about pickles, not d****. Do you masturbate with them or something? Do pickles turn you people on? Why can't you at least say PENIS. That would make this a little less disturbing if this thread is going to continue for the next decade.

 

:eek: Potty mouth much?

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penis!!!!! Caca poopoo pipi caca!!!!!! Testicles testicles!!!!! Scrotum!!!!!!!!! smegma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Mwhahahahahah. I'd like a bumper sticker with this.

Smegma?????????????????????Is it?? Really??

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You know what word I find gross? Rectum. :sick:

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You know what word I find gross? Rectum. :sick:

 

I'll do you one better: sphincter

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I HATE the word Labia

Even mudflaps would be more acceptable

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Did someone say penis?!? That's it, that's not appropriate!

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I don't know? I just assumed smaller than average (statistically)' date=' since stereotypes are true?[/quote']

 

I think it's possible when being smaller then average, but I mean not like super small. Not like the glass you ask for water when you're at taco bell, and they give you the smallest one possible so you can't fill up on free soda.

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