Author dreamergrl Posted August 10, 2009 Author Share Posted August 10, 2009 :lmao::lmao::lmao: That made my day. I'll never look at mozerella sticks the same. CE told me she has it as her desk top picture :lmao: Btw, that's ranch dressing with it, so remember that next time you order a salad :lmao::lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
Soul-Searcher Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 As long as he knows what he is doing with his pickle and it feels good in my mouth, then it's all good. Link to post Share on other sites
Pyro Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 CE told me she has it as her desk top picture :lmao: Btw, that's ranch dressing with it, so remember that next time you order a salad :lmao::lmao: Fortunately for me I like Italian or Catalina dressing. Link to post Share on other sites
Author dreamergrl Posted August 10, 2009 Author Share Posted August 10, 2009 Fortunately for me I like Italian or Catalina dressing. Fortunately huh? I'm hurt! And here I thought I was sexy with my ranch and mozz stick :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
Pyro Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Fortunately huh? I'm hurt! And here I thought I was sexy with my ranch and mozz stick :lmao: No food necessary for that. Link to post Share on other sites
Author dreamergrl Posted August 10, 2009 Author Share Posted August 10, 2009 No food necessary for that. So does that mean whip cream and strawberries are out? Link to post Share on other sites
Pyro Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 So does that mean whip cream and strawberries are out? Not at all.:bunny: Link to post Share on other sites
Birdy Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 This thread is just becoming nasty and insanely ridiculous. It doesn't even make sense now. Is it ever going to end. Seriously..... Hey. Listen. Go piss up a rope, because you're ruining everyone's fun. If you don't like the thread, report it and/or ignore it. Just because you're bitter doesn't mean you have to rain on everyone else's parade. Some of us actually take pleasure in life, sex and pickles. Please just go away. Your puritanical prudery is unbecoming and extremely obnoxious. Dreamergrl: so are you gonna go for C or what? I'm dying to know. Link to post Share on other sites
Author dreamergrl Posted August 10, 2009 Author Share Posted August 10, 2009 This thread is just becoming nasty and insanely ridiculous. It doesn't even make sense now. Is it ever going to end. Seriously..... Want me to start a prude thread for you? Not at all.:bunny: Phew! You had me worried. Hey. Listen. Go piss up a rope, because you're ruining everyone's fun. If you don't like the thread, report it and/or ignore it. Just because you're bitter doesn't mean you have to rain on everyone else's parade. Some of us actually take pleasure in life, sex and pickles. Please just go away. Your puritanical prudery is unbecoming and extremely obnoxious. Dreamergrl: so are you gonna go for C or what? I'm dying to know. I checked out his ms, hasn't been on there a while. I might shoot him a message on fb though. I'm contemplating. Link to post Share on other sites
Author dreamergrl Posted August 10, 2009 Author Share Posted August 10, 2009 I'm not a prude but I'm also not an attention whore. who else starts such threads and gets off to them for going on 24 hours or so? Also, it really doesn't even make sense what you are talking about now. that is what is so interesting. LOL, I'm an attention whore now? Ooook So are the other threads from attention whores because people reply, and keep participating? Link to post Share on other sites
Birdy Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I'm not a prude but I'm also not an attention whore. who else starts such threads and gets off to them for going on 24 hours or so? Also, it really doesn't even make sense what you are talking about now. that is what is so interesting. So basically you're a troll. Link to post Share on other sites
Pyro Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 LOL, I'm an attention whore now? Ooook So are the other threads from attention whores because people reply, and keep participating? Don't forget you have a neck that pukes as well. Link to post Share on other sites
You'reasian Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Ladies, is it possible for a guy with a small pickle to get a woman off - say multiple times - using mostly the pickle? Cuz I got a lady friend dating an Asian guy who claims that this guy can get her off like this. So either she's lying or this guy is average or bigger or something and has mad skills. I don't believe it. Discuss... Link to post Share on other sites
2sure Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 She is a lying whore, and possibly an attention whore as well. Link to post Share on other sites
Author dreamergrl Posted August 10, 2009 Author Share Posted August 10, 2009 Don't forget you have a neck that pukes as well. Thanks! I almost forgot. Hey, I look battered too Can't win 'em all. Ladies, is it possible for a guy with a small pickle to get a woman off - say multiple times - using mostly the pickle? Cuz I got a lady friend dating an Asian guy who claims that this guy can get her off like this. So either she's lying or this guy is average or bigger or something and has mad skills. I don't believe it. Discuss... How small of a pickle? Link to post Share on other sites
2sure Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 She said Penis Link to post Share on other sites
Birdy Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 she said penis penis!!!!! Caca poopoo pipi caca!!!!!! Testicles testicles!!!!! Scrotum!!!!!!!!! smegma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
You'reasian Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 How small of a pickle? I don't know? I just assumed smaller than average (statistically), since stereotypes are true? Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Erased Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I have a concern. All this pickle talk, I'm almost starting to wonder if you really are talking about pickles, not d****. Do you masturbate with them or something? Do pickles turn you people on? Why can't you at least say PENIS. That would make this a little less disturbing if this thread is going to continue for the next decade. Potty mouth much? Link to post Share on other sites
2sure Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 penis!!!!! Caca poopoo pipi caca!!!!!! Testicles testicles!!!!! Scrotum!!!!!!!!! smegma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mwhahahahahah. I'd like a bumper sticker with this. Smegma?????????????????????Is it?? Really?? Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Erased Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 You know what word I find gross? Rectum. Link to post Share on other sites
Birdy Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 You know what word I find gross? Rectum. I'll do you one better: sphincter Link to post Share on other sites
2sure Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I HATE the word Labia Even mudflaps would be more acceptable Link to post Share on other sites
Author dreamergrl Posted August 10, 2009 Author Share Posted August 10, 2009 Did someone say penis?!? That's it, that's not appropriate! Link to post Share on other sites
Author dreamergrl Posted August 10, 2009 Author Share Posted August 10, 2009 I don't know? I just assumed smaller than average (statistically)' date=' since stereotypes are true?[/quote'] I think it's possible when being smaller then average, but I mean not like super small. Not like the glass you ask for water when you're at taco bell, and they give you the smallest one possible so you can't fill up on free soda. Link to post Share on other sites
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