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Ladies.... how do you like your pickles?

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If only I had a pickle :mad:

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I ran away from a pickle once...literally...I was young and single and lived in Miami with my sister and she hooked me up with this guy...after a few dates we decided to get naked...God have mercy this thing was just awful although he has light skin the pickle was far from it I mean really way off and uncut...looked like it was rotting and I ran away...I litereally said sorry I can't do this...put my clothes back on and got in my car faster than the speed of light. LOL I never told him why...LMAO I'm sure he figured it out though...then I wanted to smack my sister...but how was she to know anyways? so we just laughed it off for hours

 

I've seen those :sick:

 

The worst pickle I ever saw was uncut and a whopping TWO INCHES fully erect. I felt so sorry for him I did it anyway. Just once. Poor thing, basically could only fit the unrolled tip of the condom on him. It kept almost coming off... and THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "MOTION OF THE OCEAN" where a two-inch pickle is concerned. There's NOTHING you can do with it.

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If only I had a pickle :mad:

 

adultfriendfinder.com

 

That's where my XH found all his anonymous booty calls to cheat on me with, lol. He lives in Denver too. Want his number? He's 25 and very charming and handsome. Just don't get too involved or he'll eat your soul :laugh:

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I've seen those :sick:

 

The worst pickle I ever saw was uncut and a whopping TWO INCHES fully erect. I felt so sorry for him I did it anyway. Just once. Poor thing, basically could only fit the unrolled tip of the condom on him. It kept almost coming off... and THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "MOTION OF THE OCEAN" where a two-inch pickle is concerned. There's NOTHING you can do with it.

 

Yeah, but you can fit a lot of baby pickles in a jar.

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Thanks, but I don't want a booty pickle :D

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Yeah, but you can fit a lot of baby pickles in a jar.

 

I don't want a lot! Just one!

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Thanks, but I don't want a booty pickle :D

 

No, seriously, take his number! He's got a good 7-incher and is pretty decent in the sack. You might be able to get an expensive dinner out of him too.

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No, seriously, take his number! He's got a good 7-incher and is pretty decent in the sack. You might be able to get an expensive dinner out of him too.

 

I can get a good dinner without using the pickle lol. I'm not looking for some random pickling.

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I just realized something. OMG. I guess I can't really relate to this thread. I've only had a small share of pickles in my lifetime. I'm a good girl. I'm not slutty or anything, so I haven't come across all that many pickles. Luckily no 2 inch ones. That's what you get for opening your legs too much. No offense......... :)

 

So if a girl has had a large pickle then she is a slut ?.. damn.. what do I tell my wife :laugh:

 

It seems to me that you are just posting to be mean :(

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Weird, I'm going to Denver tomorrow for work!

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So if a girl has had a large pickle then she is a slut ?.. damn.. what do I tell my wife :laugh:

 

 

Apparently...

"Slutty... I'm home, lets go do the deed and have dinner". :lmao:

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The worst pickle I ever saw was uncut and a whopping TWO INCHES fully erect. I felt so sorry for him I did it anyway. Just once. Poor thing, basically could only fit the unrolled tip of the condom on him. It kept almost coming off... and THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "MOTION OF THE OCEAN" where a two-inch pickle is concerned. There's NOTHING you can do with it.

 

LOL. Funny story.

 

But seriously, there's nothing wrong with two inches, guys, don't let them get you down. Everyone's unique in their own way.

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I've seen those :sick:

 

The worst pickle I ever saw was uncut and a whopping TWO INCHES fully erect. I felt so sorry for him I did it anyway. Just once. Poor thing, basically could only fit the unrolled tip of the condom on him. It kept almost coming off... and THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "MOTION OF THE OCEAN" where a two-inch pickle is concerned. There's NOTHING you can do with it.

 

 

LOL what a terrible experience...OMG 2 iinches erect...poor guy...I don't know how you did it but kudos to you...I don't that pickle would even tickle me lol

 

I hate uncut I just can't even look at it I get grossed out...yuck!!! LOL

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Weird, I'm going to Denver tomorrow for work!

 

Oh stop, I just got into Denver from Wisconsin. LOL are you following me?

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I can get a good dinner without using the pickle lol. I'm not looking for some random pickling.

 

All right, well, then get him to take you out to dinner so he can have someone new to think about... then maybe he'll stop sending me hate mail, lol

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So if a girl has had a large pickle then she is a slut ?.. damn.. what do I tell my wife :laugh:

 

It seems to me that you are just posting to be mean :(

 

so true...I'm with AC on this one a 100%...I guess I'm a slut too cause my BF's pickle is above average...even though that's been my only pickle for the last 2 years...its a big pickle and it makes me a slut...LMAO...I'm about to pee my pants guys...LOL

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All right, well, then get him to take you out to dinner so he can have someone new to think about... then maybe he'll stop sending me hate mail, lol

 

Don't take this the wrong way, but does he have long hair too? I just can't stand long hair on guys.

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Oh stop, I just got into Denver from Wisconsin. LOL are you following me?

 

Ha, great minds think alike.

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If only I had a pickle :mad:

 

What happened to all of those pickles that you had dates lined up with?

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Ha, great minds think alike.

 

Where in Denver are you going to be? Careful, the notice your Wisconsin 'northern' dialect here like there's no tomorrow.

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Nope, thats not what I meant. It seems some have many pickles to compare sizes. Thats what I meant. :rolleyes:

 

What about comparing pickles in porn? does that make us sluts?if you've had 2 pickles and you're comparing the 2 does that make one a slut? why even imply that some of us are sluts if you don't know how many pickles they've had? for all I know you may have had more pickles than me my whole life...seriously the hate mail is getting old

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Seriously, dreamergrl, I'm now dying to pawn C off on you. Can't beat him for a short-term relationship! 6 feet tall, 160 lbs, clean-cut with short dirty-blond hair, huge soulful emerald-green eyes, strong and beautifully-shaped jaw, full lips perfect for kissing, sexy low voice, cute butt, good IT job, nice apartment by Cheesman Park, two kittens, stylish black furniture with an Italian leather couch... well-spoken, well-read, debonair and gentlemanly, et cetera... ARE YOU SOLD YET??? PLEASE??

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What happened to all of those pickles that you had dates lined up with?

 

Hey! Just cuz I have dates doesn't mean I will be getting all their pickles!

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Seriously, dreamergrl, I'm now dying to pawn C off on you. Can't beat him for a short-term relationship! 6 feet tall, 160 lbs, clean-cut with short dirty-blond hair, huge soulful emerald-green eyes, strong and beautifully-shaped jaw, full lips perfect for kissing, sexy low voice, cute butt, good IT job, nice apartment by Cheesman Park, two kittens, stylish black furniture with an Italian leather couch... well-spoken, well-read, debonair and gentlemanly, et cetera... ARE YOU SOLD YET??? PLEASE??

 

PM me a pic lol

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Where in Denver are you going to be? Careful, the notice your Wisconsin 'northern' dialect here like there's no tomorrow.

 

I know my uncle (from Denver) gives me crap for it all the time. It's actually disappeared in the past few years though...I don't even get heckled for it in Chicago anymore. Last time I was out west they guessed I was from Chicago, which is pretty accentless. Wow this thread has gotten off track.

 

Anyways, I don't even know where we're staying. Some hotel downtown. :laugh: Then going to a conference there...

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