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Ladies.... how do you like your pickles?

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Where's TBF's??? I didn't see it so I figured she never started it.
I'm here, I'm here!

 

I don't like gherkins but I do like Kosher pickles. :bunny:

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I'm here, I'm here!

 

I don't like gherkins but I do like Kosher pickles. :bunny:

 

crunchy? salty?

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crunchy? salty?
Hmmm...I don't bite down on pickles, preferring to lick the salt off, a little at a time....so I have to say...salty!
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Good thing I was satisfied enough with my last pickle, or I'd start getting the munchies :lmao:

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Doesn't the size of the pickle jar have something to do it ? :laugh:

 

If ya got a large jar then any small pickle is going to be lonely in there.. if you have a small jar then you might not be able to get the huge dill in thru the opening :laugh:

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We're reading all about boobs and butts... but what about the pickles?

 

6 to 7.5. Preferably somewhat girthy.

 

Any smaller and it doesn't hit the "spot"... any bigger and it hurts.

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Doesn't the size of the pickle jar have something to do it ? :laugh:

 

If ya got a large jar then any small pickle is going to be lonely in there.. if you have a small jar then you might not be able to get the huge dill in thru the opening :laugh:

 

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

That was not appropriate! Go to your room too!

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Fully functional and attached to a man who knows what to do with it.

Trialbyfire Established Member

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Doesn't the size of the pickle jar have something to do it ? :laugh:

 

If ya got a large jar then any small pickle is going to be lonely in there.. if you have a small jar then you might not be able to get the huge dill in thru the opening :laugh:

You only need a small jar, if you only keep one pickle around at any given time. The more pickles, the larger the jar! ;)
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You only need a small jar, if you only keep one pickle around at any given time. The more pickles, the larger the jar! ;)

 

I dunno about all that. I've had a lot of pickles, and my jar is still pretty small.

 

Multiple babies, on the other hand... but hey, that's why God invented vaginal rejuvenation surgery! ;)

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You only need a small jar, if you only keep one pickle around at any given time. The more pickles, the larger the jar! ;)

 

Point taken.. but need and actually have could very well be different things :laugh:

If you already have the larger jar then you might be tempted to fit more than one pickle in there at once :laugh:

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Point taken.. but need and actually have could very well be different things :laugh:

If you already have the larger jar then you might be tempted to fit more than one pickle in there at once :laugh:

 

If only you knew the images that were flashing through my head right now

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Fully functional and attached to a man who knows what to do with it.

 

Exactly!

 

It may be a joke, but I'm embarassed by the superficiality of this thread. Even guys who have your perfect idea of size/shape may be incompetent and selfish in its use.

Lyssa Established Member

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I love wrapping my lips around medium to big size ;)

 

I'm superficial.. so shoot me! :rolleyes:

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Exactly!

 

It may be a joke, but I'm embarassed by the superficiality of this thread. Even guys who have your perfect idea of size/shape may be incompetent and selfish in its use.

 

You must have been hanging out with aloneanddepressed ;)

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You must have been hanging out with aloneanddepressed ;)

 

Large jar syndrome ? :laugh:

 

hellooooooo in there....

 

By the way.. Keoki.. I was only joking..

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Exactly!

 

It may be a joke, but I'm embarassed by the superficiality of this thread. Even guys who have your perfect idea of size/shape may be incompetent and selfish in its use.

 

LoL give me the right size penis and I'll be just fine.

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Large jar syndrome ? :laugh:

 

hellooooooo in there....

 

By the way.. Keoki.. I was only joking..

 

I just choked on my pepsi.

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It has always been my experience that if a woman says that the size of the pickle doesn't matter then she has never had a large pickle :)

Lyssa Established Member

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This thread is ridiculous. :D

 

That's what it is...

 

Some people just take things way too seriously

 

:rolleyes:

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Yeah, I'm sure some of you didn't think there could be a poor guy on here with a 2-3 inch penis, and you are acting all superficial. Imagine how you might make him feel. I think the major issue here, is a few of you would take any sized pickle right now, based on responses. This thread is ridiculous. :D

 

Whatever. Maybe the guys in the boob thread didn't think that there could be a poor girl on here with tiny saggy boobs and enormous nipples? :confused::rolleyes:

 

Everyone's entitled to their preferences.

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Exactly!

 

It may be a joke, but I'm embarassed by the superficiality of this thread. Even guys who have your perfect idea of size/shape may be incompetent and selfish in its use.

 

Yeah, I'm sure some of you didn't think there could be a poor guy on here with a 2-3 inch penis, and you are acting all superficial. Imagine how you might make him feel. I think the major issue here, is a few of you would take any sized pickle right now, based on responses. This thread is ridiculous. :D

 

Hanging out together, or maybe you're just one :p

 

Hey... I don't have the breasts that most of the guys want on the boob thread, but I'm not crying over it.

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Yeah, I'm sure some of you didn't think there could be a poor guy on here with a 2-3 inch penis, and you are acting all superficial. Imagine how you might make him feel. I think the major issue here, is a few of you would take any sized pickle right now, based on responses. This thread is ridiculous. :D

 

 

 

Let's see.. calling a guy POOR for having a small pickle is what ?..

 

You show pity on someone becuase of a small pickle ?.. Why ?

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Some people just take things way too seriously

For the record.. I was just funning around in this thread..

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For the record.. I was just funning around in this thread..

 

Funning around pickles? Nice ;):p

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