marklawler80 Posted July 29, 2009 Posted July 29, 2009 First, yes, this is real. Not me trying to get tips because I'm a closet crossdresser or anything, this is the real deal. Trust me, wouldn't be going after this if I didn't have to! Basically I lost a bet and have to let my 18 yr old ex-girlfriend feminize me for a month. What should she do? She's very happy to get the chance to get some hardcore revenge on me. Anything goes, from changes to looks to acts. Clothes, hair, makeup, behaviors, anything goes. I'm sure she'll appreciate all the tips!
hoping2heal Posted July 29, 2009 Posted July 29, 2009 The good thing is, now that you'll be a woman and all, you have a whole month to smack her around for doing this to you!
boldjack Posted July 29, 2009 Posted July 29, 2009 Since it's only for a month, I'm guessing that implants are out of the question:D
Trialbyfire Posted July 29, 2009 Posted July 29, 2009 I highly recommend 9West shoes, since they're very affordable, stylish and most importantly, comfortable, at least for women. Now for a man who's never worn 4" heels, they might be a challenge. Team heels with a pencil skirt and you're good to go!! Feel free to ask for style tips on LS. We're here for you.
hoping2heal Posted July 29, 2009 Posted July 29, 2009 Make sure to get unhairy, that's important. Lip gloss and shower with body wash, something girly.
Citizen Drawn Posted July 29, 2009 Posted July 29, 2009 - Just before you go anywhere, ask her if something looks good on you then find any reason to pick a fight with her over her response -Take 2 hours getting ready and make yourself late to go anywhere -Become really distant and moody, get her to tiptoe around you for 3 days and claim it's because of PMT, and withold sex -Ring up your friends frequently and tell them all about your sex life -Insult a really really huge guy in front of her then walk away leaving her to take the flack -Give her a two hour rundown of any minute detail of your day whenever you get in and complain she's not listening whenever her attention drifts -Drag her round a clothes store for 6 hours, try on everything, ask her opinion on it, and then don't buy anything -Make her run you a bath and give you a massage -Finally, make her wear a rubber glove when you have sex
Citizen Erased Posted July 29, 2009 Posted July 29, 2009 Eyebrow waxing. Male eyebrows will just not be acceptable. Also, you must scream with joy at the name Edward Cullen. It is mandatory for an 18 year old girl.
Author marklawler80 Posted July 29, 2009 Author Posted July 29, 2009 Some of these are good tips! I'm going to try to keep the Twilight out of it.... I hear enough about it from her as it is!
SoulSearch_CO Posted July 29, 2009 Posted July 29, 2009 - Just before you go anywhere, ask her if something looks good on you then find any reason to pick a fight with her over her response -Take 2 hours getting ready and make yourself late to go anywhere -Become really distant and moody, get her to tiptoe around you for 3 days and claim it's because of PMT, and withold sex -Ring up your friends frequently and tell them all about your sex life -Insult a really really huge guy in front of her then walk away leaving her to take the flack -Give her a two hour rundown of any minute detail of your day whenever you get in and complain she's not listening whenever her attention drifts -Drag her round a clothes store for 6 hours, try on everything, ask her opinion on it, and then don't buy anything -Make her run you a bath and give you a massage -Finally, make her wear a rubber glove when you have sex Eyebrow waxing. Male eyebrows will just not be acceptable. Also, you must scream with joy at the name Edward Cullen. It is mandatory for an 18 year old girl. :lmao: All very good responses. You MUST be sure to get your legs waxed. And if you're a hairy guy, then the arms and chest must go, too. Girls aren't hairy (or at least really shouldn't be). Oh, yeah - don't forget the armpits. Make sure you ask, "Do I look fat in this?" Giggle a lot. Ooo, someone above mentioned implants. Well, something less permanent...they're called Commando Takeouts. That is the brand name. Do a google search.
boldjack Posted July 29, 2009 Posted July 29, 2009 Dude, is this the reason that you put "rather not say", under the Gender part of your profile?
Citizen Erased Posted July 29, 2009 Posted July 29, 2009 Dude, is this the reason that you put "rather not say", under the Gender part of your profile? :lmao:
Citizen Erased Posted July 29, 2009 Posted July 29, 2009 :lmao::lmao::lmao: you guys are killing me tonight! :lmao::lmao: People at work are thinking I'm nuts as I'm cracking up at my computer screen.
SoulSearch_CO Posted July 29, 2009 Posted July 29, 2009 Dude, is this the reason that you put "rather not say", under the Gender part of your profile? Well, as a girl, it really is safer to keep your gender private. Less chance for weirdos to hit on you. OP, I think you need to get laser hair removal for your face.
Lyssa Posted July 29, 2009 Posted July 29, 2009 Eyebrow waxing. Male eyebrows will just not be acceptable. Also, you must scream with joy at the name Edward Cullen. It is mandatory for an 18 year old girl. :lmao: Effing hilarious! I highly recommend 9West shoes, since they're very affordable, stylish and most importantly, comfortable, at least for women. Now for a man who's never worn 4" heels, they might be a challenge. I'm managing NW and yes, our shoes are comfy! Are you in SEA btw? A man can in the other day to try some heels on and my staff asked me to come out and take a look...
smookie Posted July 29, 2009 Posted July 29, 2009 - Just before you go anywhere, ask her if something looks good on you then find any reason to pick a fight with her over her response -Take 2 hours getting ready and make yourself late to go anywhere -Become really distant and moody, get her to tiptoe around you for 3 days and claim it's because of PMT, and withold sex -Ring up your friends frequently and tell them all about your sex life -Insult a really really huge guy in front of her then walk away leaving her to take the flack -Give her a two hour rundown of any minute detail of your day whenever you get in and complain she's not listening whenever her attention drifts -Drag her round a clothes store for 6 hours, try on everything, ask her opinion on it, and then don't buy anything -Make her run you a bath and give you a massage -Finally, make her wear a rubber glove when you have sex THIS IS THE BEST!!! ha ha WHAT BET DID YOU LOSE?
bac Posted July 29, 2009 Posted July 29, 2009 - Just before you go anywhere, ask her if something looks good on you then find any reason to pick a fight with her over her response ............. ...................................... when you have sex It was really funny. We do love to do all these activities. How do you get to know us so well?
xpaperxcutx Posted July 30, 2009 Posted July 30, 2009 C_E you crack me up. OP, get a full body wax as men usually have more hair than women. The essentials: makeup, bra, and lingerie. Heels are a plus, if you can master 4"-5". A mani and pedi are ultra important. And make sure if you do wear a mini skirt, shave your legs smoothly clean.
Author marklawler80 Posted July 30, 2009 Author Posted July 30, 2009 Tips the ex has picked up on as far as liking so far: Full body wax Makeup, bra, lingerie Heels (always, she says) Mani and pedi Considering laser hair removal Eyebrow waxing The Edward Cullen thing Giggling a lot Keep 'em coming!
Author marklawler80 Posted July 30, 2009 Author Posted July 30, 2009 Play with your hair... act coy. That's a good one. I'm starting to get very, very scared of my life starting in about a week!
lucy9216 Posted July 30, 2009 Posted July 30, 2009 And you must wear a g-string with all tight fitting pants, you cannot have a panty line!
SoulSearch_CO Posted July 30, 2009 Posted July 30, 2009 And you must wear a g-string with all tight fitting pants, you cannot have a panty line! Don't forget the tramp stamp!!!
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