brock9911 Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 iv been on this site for almost 2-3 months id say and all i see and do is negative talk. not much in terms of the good days, its really a site to vent and get $h!t off your chest. for those whove followed me and my story, heres a little lighter of a thread. im a huge movie guy and today i find myself spitting out random quotes and making myself laugh. so here ya go give me 2 popsicle sticks and a rubber band and ill find a way to f*ck it. like a filthy Macgyver. i was in thailand playing ping pong in ding dang, it was a real high stakes game in some opium den and it turns out the guys i was playing arent the kind who like to lose. after i beat them, they beat me. worked me over pretty good. they held me down, and shoved a ping pong paddle up my ass. and it wasnt the handle. iv been ****ting pancakes ever since. in my experience the fat ones do way more. shes making a pubic salad and she wants some sesson dressing. its not poison, it has juice in it your telling me jesus cant hit a curve ball. and one of my fave's ill take a large coffe. do you mean venti. venti is large no venti is 20, large is large, in fact tall is large and grande is spanish for large. venti is the only one that doesnt mean large. its also the only one thats italian. congradulations your stupid in 3 languages, do you accept euro
LisaUk Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 I liked the one about the ping pong paddle, made me laugh! Which film is it from?
Giha Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 When im down I like to watch sitcoms and stuff like that Scrubs is great *yelling at neighbours for being loud*: Were you guys having sex last night or raping a baboon? I just love how he says it
Author brock9911 Posted July 15, 2009 Author Posted July 15, 2009 haha i love movies and i was in a good mood that day. the ping pong paddle one is from beerfest...on of my all time favorites. but one of the best movies for quotes has to be hand down full metal jacket
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