wukickurass Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 ok....i wen out with dis girl 6months ago and i made a move on her but failed, but i start talkin to her like 2 weeks ago, we wre plannin to see a movie yesterday but d movie we wanted 2 see got soldout....so she told me over d fone dat she mite com over, but i neva took it seriously. so she showed up on my doorstep at d last minute and called me,dat was like around 8pm and over here, wen a female does dat it usually means a booty call lol...........but apparently my mom and i had an augument earlier and wen i said i was bringin over company, she jus tripped out and start arguin wit me in front of d girl.......so sadly i hav to let d girl leave. later dat nite i apologiz and ex[plained 2 her d situation, she accept it and understood it and said dat it was normal 4 it to happen after an earlier argument............. today now i called on her like round 3pm but she was in class and told me to call at 6pm,but i got home and slepted til 10pm and den remembered her lol..........i saw dat she was online on msn,i send a message but she didnt reply at all,so rite now im confused if she was not on d pc or she is turned off by wat happened,any advice wud b helpful thanz
GorillaTheater Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 she jus tripped out and start arguin wit me in front of d girl.......so sadly i hav to let d girl leave. Man thas so ncool. Moms sck. But ya dood I thnk you shld still gat sex n stuf frm da chik.
GorillaTheater Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 Ah, ok, thanks. That makes sense..... I've always found that the British take a narrow view of linguistics. Formalist theories of literary language may attempt to isolate "literary" language, but such language can be found in social discourses which are not institutionally defined as "literary". This is further evidence of the paradoxes inherent in not seeing literature as social discourse. Attention should be given to the sociolinguistic varieties and registers of language and how they crystallize in a range of literary texts in response to the social, economic, technological and theoretical needs of the cultures concerned. Clearly then, wukickurass may well be the Shakespeare of our times.
JohnnyBlaze Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 ok....i wen out with dis girl 6months ago and i made a move on her but failed, but i start talkin to her like 2 weeks ago, we wre plannin to see a movie yesterday but d movie we wanted 2 see got soldout....so she told me over d fone dat she mite com over, but i neva took it seriously. so she showed up on my doorstep at d last minute and called me,dat was like around 8pm and over here, wen a female does dat it usually means a booty call lol...........but apparently my mom and i had an augument earlier and wen i said i was bringin over company, she jus tripped out and start arguin wit me in front of d girl.......so sadly i hav to let d girl leave. later dat nite i apologiz and ex[plained 2 her d situation, she accept it and understood it and said dat it was normal 4 it to happen after an earlier argument............. today now i called on her like round 3pm but she was in class and told me to call at 6pm,but i got home and slepted til 10pm and den remembered her lol..........i saw dat she was online on msn,i send a message but she didnt reply at all,so rite now im confused if she was not on d pc or she is turned off by wat happened,any advice wud b helpful thanz Okay, here's an English translation: I went out on a date with this girl approximately 6 months ago. I made a move on her, but failed. About two weeks ago, we made plans to go see a movie. Unfortunately, we found out before going that the movie was already sold out. She called me and said that she might come over, but I didn't take her seriously. Sure enough, at 8:00 pm, she showed up. Given the hour she showed up, I figured that she came over for a booty call. However, my mother and I had had an argument earlier about her coming over, and since the argument continued after she arrived, I had to ask the girl to leave. Afterward, I called her to apologize and explain what happened. She wasn't upset with me and said that she understood that these things happen. Today, I called her at 3 pm, but she was in class at the time, so she told me to call her back at 6. When I got home, I fell asleep and didn't wake up until 10:00. I checked my computer and found that she was online. I IM'd her, but she didn't respond. I'm confused: was she really not at her computer, or was she mad at me for what happened (either having to ask her to leave or not calling her when she asked me to)? Any advice would be helpful. Thanks.
JohnnyBlaze Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 Now to answer the question. The fact that she didn't answer an IM at 10 at night doesn't mean anything. She could have been watching a movie and her computer was still on, she could have been playing a game where the window went full screen, she could've been working on homework, she might not have wanted to talk with anyone and just didn't bother turning off her MSN, or, yes, you could be right that she just didn't want to talk to you. It could have been one of a hundred reasons, 99 of which don't mean a thing to your situation. Give her a call. You'll probably be able to tell from the tone in her voice what she thinks of you. You'll find out faster from one five minute phone call than you will from a hundred IM's.
Taramere Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 today now i called on her like round 3pm but she was in class and told me to call at 6pm,but i got home and slepted til 10pm and den remembered her lol..........i saw dat she was online on msn,i send a message but she didnt reply at all,so rite now im confused if she was not on d pc or she is turned off by wat happened,any advice wud b helpful thanz I don't think I could be angry for long with a guy who apologised for not calling at the right time, but who explained that he had slepted until 10pm. It's just too adorable. Slepted. Even before I read that you're feeling confused right now, I wanted to wrap you in a big blanket den make you a cup of hot milky ovaltine. Now I want to add extra sugar to it. But yes. Give her a call, and try to be a little more well organised in future.
Els Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 Dude, before I even answer... are you old enough to be having sex legally yet????
Citizen Erased Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 I've always found that the British take a narrow view of linguistics. Formalist theories of literary language may attempt to isolate "literary" language, but such language can be found in social discourses which are not institutionally defined as "literary". This is further evidence of the paradoxes inherent in not seeing literature as social discourse. Attention should be given to the sociolinguistic varieties and registers of language and how they crystallize in a range of literary texts in response to the social, economic, technological and theoretical needs of the cultures concerned. Clearly then, wukickurass may well be the Shakespeare of our times. Just...no. No-one should speak like that. Ever. And that last line made me cry.
Author wukickurass Posted July 8, 2009 Author Posted July 8, 2009 actually im chinese-trinidadian, and i tried my bess to make my typin understandable lol.........but d country did hav an english history, but anyways dats how som caribbean slang sounds lol
Author wukickurass Posted July 8, 2009 Author Posted July 8, 2009 well............i made a 3pm and 8pm call today, but no ansa, i dont no wat is all ur views on dat situation, but it looks like she's not interest 2 me.. btw thanks everyone for dere comments althogh som was useless lol
Island Girl Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 but anyways dats how som caribbean slang sounds lol You should write how the words are actually spelled not the slang version of what they sound like. Eventually you are going to need a job and communication in some form will be necessary. Broaden your chances of getting a good job by at least being able to write coherent English that is grammatically correct as well. I'm sure you will find a new girl to focus on. There are plenty of them out there.
WineCountry Posted July 9, 2009 Posted July 9, 2009 well............i made a 3pm and 8pm call today, but no ansa, i dont no wat is all ur views on dat situation, but it looks like she's not interest 2 me.. You are probably right. She is not interested.
TaraMaiden Posted July 9, 2009 Posted July 9, 2009 You should write how the words are actually spelled not the slang version of what they sound like. Eventually you are going to need a job and communication in some form will be necessary. Broaden your chances of getting a good job by at least being able to write coherent English that is grammatically correct as well. I'm sure you will find a new girl to focus on. There are plenty of them out there. ur rite thanx Says it all, really..... Self-improvement is obviously not as high on the agenda as getting laid.
HsMomma Posted July 10, 2009 Posted July 10, 2009 I am sitting here in my office laughing out loud (especially at you, Gorilla!!!) so hard, I'm snorting! I absolutely LOVED the translation, Johnny. Y'all have brightened up my day considerably! OP, take an English as a Second Language course, learn to speak it and write it appropriately, and THEN worry about whether a girl may be "into" you. dats my bst advic bro!
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