moo Posted July 6, 2009 Posted July 6, 2009 I'm seriously thinking about making a voo doo doll so I can shove pins in it to help me release my anger. I think it will help if I can sit on it, fart in it's face, throw it against the wall and spit on it. I'm seriously am considering this.
Lyssa Posted July 6, 2009 Posted July 6, 2009 I'm seriously thinking about making a voo doo doll so I can shove pins in it to help me release my anger. I think it will help if I can sit on it, fart in it's face, throw it against the wall and spit on it. I'm seriously am considering this. You might want to give it a try.
Author moo Posted July 7, 2009 Author Posted July 7, 2009 Yeah I will. I don't believe that when I stick it with a pin, my ex will feel pain. I just want to release my anger.
Thomas X Forever Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 fart in it's face, throw it against the wall and spit on it. Seriously? Gross........
Lyssa Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 I confess I find it hilarious that some people have no sense of humour!
PinkToes Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 I've actually done this, and it was a blast. A friend gave me the doll as a gift, I think she got it at Barnes & Noble. I didn't do much with the pins, but I did leave him out in the snow last winter, and after the snow melted he was really wet, so I put him in the oven to dry him off. Then he spent some time in the barbeque, because he loved that. And when I took him off the grill, I noticed he'd grown the oddest little ice formation.... looked like a frosty Speedo! He also was face-down in an empty beer glass for a time. Oh, and in a cardboard box outside, so he would feel totally alone. I've kind of lost track of where he's been lately, but it was a wonderful little game for awhile. I did it all with love, of course. ;-)
motive2002 Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 Then he spent some time in the barbeque, because he loved that. Hahahahaha. How sentimental.
Lyssa Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 I've actually done this, and it was a blast. A friend gave me the doll as a gift, I think she got it at Barnes & Noble. I didn't do much with the pins, but I did leave him out in the snow last winter, and after the snow melted he was really wet, so I put him in the oven to dry him off. Then he spent some time in the barbeque, because he loved that. And when I took him off the grill, I noticed he'd grown the oddest little ice formation.... looked like a frosty Speedo! He also was face-down in an empty beer glass for a time. Oh, and in a cardboard box outside, so he would feel totally alone. I've kind of lost track of where he's been lately, but it was a wonderful little game for awhile. I did it all with love, of course. ;-) :lmao: I'm curious to know how he is doing now!
TaraMaiden Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 Is this the same guy who's wandering round town, permanently pi$$ed, with horizontal grill-marks across his face?
Adunaphel Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 I'm seriously thinking about making a voo doo doll so I can shove pins in it to help me release my anger. I think it will help if I can sit on it, fart in it's face, throw it against the wall and spit on it. I'm seriously am considering this. Go ahead, girl! Just be warned, some voodoo dolls - the cute, innocuous looking ones) can have a weird side effect. You will do horrible things to the doll, then feel guilty for mistreating a little cuddly thing that reminds you much of the gingerbread man from Shrek than of your ex. So you will adopt the little doll out of guilt, treat it nicely and still keep it somewhere nice (possibly in your underwear drawer) even long past the day when you'll finally meet your ex while holding hands with a gorgeous, well-built, muscolar and charming fireman (or manager, or attorney - but firemen have somehow more impact) and smirk at him leaving him with his mouth dangling and a flabbergasted, repented look on his face.
alphamale Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 I'm seriously thinking about making a voo doo doll so I can shove pins in it to help me release my anger. I think it will help if I can sit on it, fart in it's face, throw it against the wall and spit on it. I'm seriously am considering this. hey whatever works...
fani Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 Ahaha I love that you want to fart on it!!! May not be the best way though...as if someone found it they could get the wrong idea. Buy some cheap boxing gloves maybe, or a blow up kick boxing bag, both rather cheap and oh my god do they get your anger out!
alphamale Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 Ahaha I love that you want to fart on it!!!! moo must remember to remove the needles before s/he actually sits on the voodoo doll otherwise its going to be hard to explain to the emergency room physician how s/he perforated the anus in six different spots
fani Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 well yes, that could make it a little hard to be angry with pins in the bum...
LisaUk Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 moo must remember to remove the needles before s/he actually sits on the voodoo doll otherwise its going to be hard to explain to the emergency room physician how s/he perforated the anus in six different spots This has made my day! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
hrtbrk hotel tenant Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 or if ur computer saavy then make a video game and then get him ***ked up a lot ....i was thinking more on the lines of muay thai boxing to release anger i got some guns but i dont wanna bust that off only if i have to.
PinkToes Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 Is this the same guy who's wandering round town, permanently pi$$ed, with horizontal grill-marks across his face? hahaha....... wouldn't that be nice? I pity his next girlfriend, having to cope with his icy crotch. The last time I saw the doll, it was wrapped up in one of his T-shirts on the closet floor. Didn't want to feel responsible for a killer pneumonia. This is a true story. Many years ago, I worked for a sociopath, and he got rid of me because I didn't worship him enough. The same girlfriend who gave me the most recent voodoo doll gave me a "get even with your boss" version. None of the stuff marked on the doll seemed bad enough -- it included things like "bad golf game" and "trouble at home." One of the options was "financial touubles," so I stuck all the pins in that space. A few months later, this guy got canned. Turns out he had lost $34 million. No joke. Instant karma is a beautiful thing.
D-Lish Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 moo must remember to remove the needles before s/he actually sits on the voodoo doll otherwise its going to be hard to explain to the emergency room physician how s/he perforated the anus in six different spots OMG... laughed out loud! I get hit with strange smells at work all the time... Now I wonder if I've pissed someone off...
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