I am totally kidding. She's one of only two people who call me jeansshortjohn

[JeansShortsJohn]

Referring to Gee, I never ate a fake blonde before. I'm in love with her and haven't cheated on her in the 2.5 years i've known her.

[Bejita463]

...are you alright bud?

[Citizen Erased]

Am I the only one confused by this?

[sultry33]

Am I the only one confused by this?

 

lol me too, although none of the posts from him made sense yet..

maybe its me

[Bejita463]

maybe its me

 

I was thinking the same thing at first.

[JeansShortsJohn]

I've been hearing various scenarios explaining where I stand with her. She is a real blonde by the way, which is weird, I've only like brunettes my whole life.

 

First I heard she had boyfriend and we were finished. Then I heard I'd crippled her because she liked me so much way back then. I know point blank there is something wrong here, because the last time I saw her she picked another guy over me right in my face.

 

I'm afraid to hurt her, because I really think she is still a virgin. Yet I'm beginning to think she might be getting her Ph.D. in B.S. and quite frankly I don't want another lesson. I figured if I stuck my foot far enough in my mouth she might hear about all this.

[Citizen Erased]

Does she post here? Cos if she doesn't, I doubt she'll be hearing anything you say on here...

[JeansShortsJohn]

I wish I knew if she posted in here, someone's trying to make me think so.

[torranceshipman]

No idea what is going on here!! Very confusing...

[carhill]

Can of beer in one hand, keyboard in another

 

OP, lots of fish in the pond. Bait your hook and catch another one. A brunette one