pickuppundit Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 What is your favorute pickup line? Check out more pickup lines at http://www.pickuppundit.com
dreamergrl Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 Is that a mirror in your pocket, cuz I can see myself in your pants
motive2002 Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 "Say, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
motive2002 Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 Hey baby i got a joke for ya. What did the battery say to the bag of chips? "I'm Eveready if you're Frito Lay"
motive2002 Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 Here's one I actually used: The scene was a mall.. saw this dynamite girl that I HAD to say something to. My mind whipped up a goofy plan. I got an ice cream from the Baskin Robbins. Found her by the escalator.. followed her up and said the cheesiest line I have ever said.... "Excuse me.. I hate to bother you but you're melting my ice cream over here..."
lora22 Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 Here's one I actually used: The scene was a mall.. saw this dynamite girl that I HAD to say something to. My mind whipped up a goofy plan. I got an ice cream from the Baskin Robbins. Found her by the escalator.. followed her up and said the cheesiest line I have ever said.... "Excuse me.. I hate to bother you but you're melting my ice cream over here..." LOL and how'd that work? Get a date?
dreamergrl Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night! This brings back memories. I was in the Bahamas. I was 16. This guy who had to be like 10-13 years older then me (which was ancient to me at the time), was walking behind me to the elevator. He tells me I dropped something (I didn't). We get in the elevator, he tries making small talk after attempting to get me to bend over. Then he starts fumbling around, drops his smokes on the floor... I tell him.. "Looks like you're the one who dropped something.." He turned red, and starts laughing. Then I'm walking out onto my floor, and I walk past another guy, and he uses that line on me. Then I was walking past the pool bar, to get a load of whistles at me. I musta looked damn good that day or something.
motive2002 Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 LOL and how'd that work? Get a date? She wound up having a boyfriend... but I still got to chat her up some. She thought it was cute.
lora22 Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 She wound up having a boyfriend... but I still got to chat her up some. She thought it was cute. I bet you made her day
EddieN Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 "Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice."
dreamergrl Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 I'm sure you did! Kinda scary a man in his late 20's was perving on you in an elevator though Ha, imagine how I felt then LOL.
cyril's fan Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 Here's one I actually used: The scene was a mall.. saw this dynamite girl that I HAD to say something to. My mind whipped up a goofy plan. I got an ice cream from the Baskin Robbins. Found her by the escalator.. followed her up and said the cheesiest line I have ever said.... "Excuse me.. I hate to bother you but you're melting my ice cream over here..." What prompted you to approach her with that? Besides her beauty? What was she doing when you felt you had to say that to her?
MWC_LifeBeginsAt40 Posted June 27, 2009 Posted June 27, 2009 This really hot guy came up to me on the beach and asked if I was going in swimming. I said "I just ate". In my own defence, I was only 14, and didn't know that parents used that line on kids all the time.....and he was probably 21. I still fantasize about what might have been though!!!
BobSacamento Posted June 27, 2009 Posted June 27, 2009 "How about you and I go make a bastard together?"
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