stampdaddy Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 I sh*t my pants the other day at the grocery store.... I had on these thin, khaki slacks and thought I could just let out a fart, but hell no!!!! I had to spray! anyhoo, doing laundry and thought I would let you all know what is going on with the "master of disaster"... one love
alphamale Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 I sh*t my pants the other day at the grocery store.... I had on these thin, khaki slacks and thought I could just let out a fart, but hell no!!!! I had to spray! yea, i hate when that shyt happens its really the only good reason to wear underwear, me thinks
boldjack Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 Shemp, that'll teach you to leave those goat tacos alone.:laugh:
alphamale Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 anyhoo, doing laundry and thought I would let you all know what is going on with the "master of disaster"... did you at least get the stains outta the pants? they should come out with a good wash considering the pooh is organic. hopefully they were cotton slacks. i only wear cotton, its the only way to go shemp
boldjack Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 This happened to me playing football. I was running the ball, turned my head to stiff-arm a guy and the weakside LB blind-sided me right in the gut. Literally knocked the sh*t out of me. I must have been ready to fart, just at the time he hit me. It didn't hurt that bad, but I pretended to be in pain until I got to the locker room and cleaned up. Rinsed out my pants and jock and played the rest of the game wet. My a** was galled for a week.
alphamale Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 but I pretended to be in pain until I got to the locker room and cleaned up. i think thats why the NFL ruled no injury time outs in the last 2 minutes of the game unless a ref calls it...
boldjack Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 AM, we didn't call a time. I ran off the field bent over and told coach to put somebody else in. I told him later about it and he fell over laughing. I missed two plays, I only missed five in three years of Varsity FB. Iron man, Football.
angie2443 Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 I think oxy clean is supposed to help when that happens:). I hope all else is well:).
quankanne Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 well, happy father's day to YOU, stampy. Or can I call you 'poopy' just this once?
Author stampdaddy Posted June 21, 2009 Author Posted June 21, 2009 well, happy father's day to YOU, stampy. Or can I call you 'poopy' just this once? Well, thankee quankee... Poopdeck Pappy is the name today... going fishin with the boy today and gonna watch the US Open later this afternoon... and make some ribbies...
Lucky_One Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 Glad to see you back, but this thread makes me glad I am not a guy.
tami-chan Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 LOL!!!! Men.....sheesh....only THEY can have conversation about this topic...women have this conversation only when it involves infants and toddlers! Too funny..
Die Hard Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 I had this happen once. I was watching tv and didn't want to miss anything so I figured I'd relieve some of the pressure by farting then do the real thing when the show was over. Instead I did the real thing right in front of the tv. That was a long walk to the bathroom I tell you. On a sidenote, I've always found it fascinating that the nerves in that area can tell you whether its air or crap or even the consistency(most times;)). The human body is a wonderfully built bio-chemical machine, aside from the occassional malfunction. Happy daddy day stamps!
Die Hard Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 Actually I think we're electro-chemical biological machines, regardless, we still crap our pants once in awhile.
whichwayisup Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 That's hilarious DH! I think everyone has shat themselves or sharted atleast once in their lives.
alphamale Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 That's hilarious DH! I think everyone has shat themselves or sharted atleast once in their lives. its a pretty common occurrence for me, about once per year. i really need to stop farting so much.
Die Hard Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 That's hilarious DH! I think everyone has shat themselves or sharted atleast once in their lives. Hey WWIU! Good to hear from another friendly voice! You gotta make sure and use the right term though...it's "shart" Sharting: the act of ****ting when intending to fart.
Die Hard Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 its a pretty common occurrence for me, about once per year. i really need to stop farting so much. Okay, I admit it, it wasn't just that one time for me either:D
bentnotbroken Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 :lmao::lmao:It only happened to me once, too much to drink and dreaming that I was sharting, woke up to the real thing. That night I was Mrs. Messy:lmao::lmao:
OpenBook Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 its a pretty common occurrence for me, about once per year. i really need to stop farting so much. Alpha this is NOT helping with your Studly Hero image.
alphamale Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 Alpha this is NOT helping with your Studly Hero image. once when i was a little kid, maybe 10 or so, i was real sick with the flu. one night i apparently defecated liquid stool while i was asleep. it didn't wake me up for some reason. i awoke in the morning covered from head to toe in pooh. and my bed was ruined. boy was me mum mad that morning
bentnotbroken Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 once when i was a little kid, maybe 10 or so, i was real sick with the flu. one night i apparently defecated liquid stool while i was asleep. it didn't wake me up for some reason. i awoke in the morning covered from head to toe in pooh. and my bed was ruined. boy was me mum mad that morning Okay, no more sharing.... I need to go out to eat in a while. Not to mention, you guys having me cracking up. Is this a new Father's Day tradition? Post your shat stories for Father's Day....
alphamale Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 Post your shat stories for Father's Day.... maybe we can start a new tradition? start a committee BNB to look into it, make sure WWIU is on the committee
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