boogieboy Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 I went to the strip club Wed night. Sometimes it helps me heal. A gorgeous brazillian stripper comes up to me at the bar and asks "why do you look so sad?" This club isnt one of the skank spots, these girls actually look good. "i dont wanna talk about it, I want to forget about it. Lets talk about fun stuff." So we talk and she says she wants to make me happy, and she was giving me the eagle eye, but I pawn it off as the type of things these strippers normally do to make some money. Since its a predominantly white spot, the white men dont buy many dances from a girl like her. So she hung with me for a while. One thing leads to another, we wind up making out, (champagne room-why not) she says she likes me. After the making out, she insists on asking me why I was sad. Not thinking Like an ASS, I said "My ex bums me out." OOOOOFFFFFF!! As soon as the color drains from her face, I knew I blew it. She didnt look at me much after that. I tried to recover and explain that I wanted to start fresh and that I hadnt talked to my ex in 5 months. I panicked. She did tell me that many of her ex's cheater on her and she asked me If I was a cheater. Of course Im not, but I couldnt put the smile back on her face after my Faux pas. I couldnt help but wonder why she got cheated on so many times tho-if thats true. She took my number anyways, cuz I wasnt prepared, I left my phone in my car. She asked me "when do you want me to call you?" I told her when, but I already knew. And of course she didnt call. Ill be looking for her next week so I can do some recovery work on her. One thing she liked was when I made fun of the other strippers while they danced. That should spark it off again. I shall schmooze her. She has a car, so she'll be a good summer gf. I cant stand accents, but she will be fun. What kind of ass is too honest to realize in a pinch that he should NEVER mention an ex????? Especially as long as I've been looking at this message board??? Ugh. All I had to do was lie and say my uncle has cancer or something.
Ruby Slippers Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 Just a tip: She doesn't like you. She wants your money.
gopher Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 Just a tip: She doesn't like you. She wants your money. Agreed, and it would be scary if she did like you. I'm thinking major drama.
Author boogieboy Posted June 18, 2009 Author Posted June 18, 2009 Agreed, and it would be scary if she did like you. I'm thinking major drama. She told me she liked me after she got the money. She could want more money. Could be major drama, wouldnt be so scary, id just have to cut contact if shes a problem. I go to this place alot when Im not in a relationship, so I get to notice differences in behavior patterns. Prolly is just a money thing, Ill find out next week.
Ruby Slippers Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 She told me she liked me after she got the money. Um, yeah. You give her money, then, "Ooo, I like you!" Of course she does. If attention from a stripper who's being paid to give you attention gives you a kick, OK. Just be aware that her sole intention is to extract money from you, and she will do what it takes to make that happen.
Art_Critic Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 This club isnt one of the skank spots ..... Let's get this straight.. you're bummed because you blew it with a stripper.. hahahaha
GorillaTheater Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 ..... Let's get this straight.. you're bummed because you blew it with a stripper.. hahahaha LOL! Proper perspective is everything.
dreamergrl Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 I'm speechless. Okay, that passed... You are bummed because you blew it with a stripper, who just wants your money, since the white guys don't want her dancing for them, and you are surprised that she didn't call because you talked about your ex?
Author boogieboy Posted June 18, 2009 Author Posted June 18, 2009 I'm speechless. Okay, that passed... You are bummed because you blew it with a stripper, who just wants your money, since the white guys don't want her dancing for them, and you are surprised that she didn't call because you talked about your ex? Im not surprised, I never said I was bummed, im just pointing out how Im an ass for saying something stupid. Didnt you read the thread title?
amaysngrace Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 I don't think you are being an ass. I think you are still hung up on your girlfriend and that shows the depth of your heart and your love. It's a positive sign. You shouldn't waste your feelings on a stripper though. For her it's all about $$$.
dreamergrl Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 Im not surprised, I never said I was bummed, im just pointing out how Im an ass for saying something stupid. Didnt you read the thread title? If you feel like an ass about something you said to a girl, then obviously you had hopes for something.
girl68 Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 LOL, ex's eventually come up. You're not an ass- but you are a fool for actaully giving a ****.
Just Angel Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 She has a car, so she'll be a good summer gf.... Ugh. All I had to do was lie and say my uncle has cancer or something. Yea lie...that'd make you less of an ass. As for mentioning the ex, it was probably a good thing. This lets this woman know where you're at (looking to play rather than in for a serious relationship).
Sam Spade Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 It would be awesome to date a stripper . I'll buy tassel loafers and take her to all professional functions. This will be my small insurgency against the suffocating middle class cleanliness, and then we'll make lots of babies and raise them on her father's ranch in the midwest;).
clv0116 Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 You'd let a stripper get to you? Why not? I've dated strippers, they need love too. But I don't think you can ever date one after you're in the customer zone. Or at least it would probably make it tricky.
clv0116 Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 It would be awesome to date a stripper .. Actually the interesting ones to date are the webcam girls ....
Author boogieboy Posted June 19, 2009 Author Posted June 19, 2009 Why not? I've dated strippers, they need love too. But I don't think you can ever date one after you're in the customer zone. Or at least it would probably make it tricky. Not tricky for me, the ones ive dated usually showed they were into me after one encounter at the club.
clv0116 Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 Not tricky for me, the ones ive dated usually showed they were into me after one encounter at the club. Ya really? How many dates did you go out on with them, and what did you spend on the dates? The ones I've dated I either met outside the club, or if I met them inside we'd chat until they suggested we meet after their shift or in a few cases, they sneaked out during their shifts.
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