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amaysngrace Established Member

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Well I think she's in rare form today.

 

 

I am in rare form today. I fixed my air all by myself today. I didn't even need to call the plumber.

 

This puts me in a really good mood.

 

Plus I've been cleaning and cleaning and my house is looking good and I picked out a color for my family room. I will be painting that the next rainy day which will probably be tomorrow.

 

Oh and I mowed the lawn today and there was a frog and I managed not to kill it. So yeah...I'm having a good day. :)

GorillaTheater Established Member

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I do make my own brand of kosher pork roast you know...(I'm Jewish by the way.)

 

Now THAT's an intriguing dish.

 

I just realized you may have meant Indian (as in Native American) steakhouses. I was looking foward to your experiences asking friends from Mumbai or Calcutta about great India-style T-bones. :)

GorillaTheater Established Member

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I am in rare form today. I fixed my air all by myself today. I didn't even need to call the plumber.

 

You fixed your air? Air as in AC? Plumber?

amaysngrace Established Member

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You fixed your air? Air as in AC? Plumber?

 

Yeah that's who I call. Heater. Refrigeration. Plumber. Same guy.

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alphamale Established Member

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another one of my threads has degraded into the sewer :rolleyes:

sally4sara Established Member

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Now THAT's an intriguing dish.

 

I just realized you may have meant Indian (as in Native American) steakhouses. I was looking foward to your experiences asking friends from Mumbai or Calcutta about great India-style T-bones. :)

 

No I think she meant Asian Indian.

 

Like an Italian steakhouse was something she was not aware of - much like an Asian Indian steakhouse is unheard of.

Touche Established Member

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I am in rare form today. I fixed my air all by myself today. I didn't even need to call the plumber.

 

This puts me in a really good mood.

 

Plus I've been cleaning and cleaning and my house is looking good and I picked out a color for my family room. I will be painting that the next rainy day which will probably be tomorrow.

 

Oh and I mowed the lawn today and there was a frog and I managed not to kill it. So yeah...I'm having a good day. :)

 

Sooo glad you're having a wonderful day, Amay! You deserve it. what color are you doing the family room?

 

Now THAT's an intriguing dish.

 

I just realized you may have meant Indian (as in Native American) steakhouses. I was looking foward to your experiences asking friends from Mumbai or Calcutta about great India-style T-bones. :)

 

No. You were right the first time.

amaysngrace Established Member

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another one of my threads has degraded into the sewer :rolleyes:

 

Jesus I sure hope you get laid this weekend. You are a miserable bastard lately. You are lucky we all chime in here.

 

We are the salsa to your corn chips.

GorillaTheater Established Member

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Yeah that's who I call. Heater. Refrigeration. Plumber. Same guy.

 

Okay. My first thought was "you fixed your air? What the hell was wrong with it? Nitrogen-Carbon Dioxide ratio get f*cked up?" Just seemed like two different skill-sets, a plumber fixing the AC.

 

Back on topic: Don't mention to your date how we stole Texas and California. Still a sore point with some.

amaysngrace Established Member

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Sooo glad you're having a wonderful day, Amay! You deserve it. what color are you doing the family room?

 

I am doing it a golden yellow.

 

Okay. My first thought was "you fixed your air? What the hell was wrong with it? Nitrogen-Carbon Dioxide ratio get f*cked up?" Just seemed like two different skill-sets, a plumber fixing the AC.

 

Actually as it turns out I just needed to hit the button from fan to auto on the thermostat. Yay me! :bunny:

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alphamale Established Member

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We are the salsa to your corn chips.

more like the pooh in my toilet

GorillaTheater Established Member

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more like the pooh in my toilet

 

With that attitude, you're sure to be a hit with the new girl. :rolleyes:

sally4sara Established Member

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My Hispanic neighbors are all over here cracking up at the jostling the OP is getting. They said:

 

servair a la mierde y te mierde atras

 

I don't think I spelled what she said proper but....:lmao:

Touche Established Member

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I am doing it a golden yellow.

 

That's what we did our living room and dining room in.

 

 

 

Actually as it turns out I just needed to hit the button from fan to auto on the thermostat. Yay me! :bunny:

 

Wow, you're good!

 

more like the pooh in my toilet

 

Awww, you love your pooh.:love: You don't even think you're pooh stinks. So that must mean you love us.:love::love:

amaysngrace Established Member

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So what makes alpha so grumpy? alpha when is the last time you busted a nut?

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alphamale Established Member

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So what makes alpha so grumpy? alpha when is the last time you busted a nut?

:mad::mad::mad:

Touche Established Member

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so what makes alpha so grumpy? Alpha when is the last time you busted a nut?

 

1934

 

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oh sally, my spanglish is bad, but I don't believe that's very nice! :lmao:

 

Back on topic: Don't mention to your date how we stole Texas and California. Still a sore point with some.

 

the point is moot. Alpha can pass for la raza, so he's not suspect like gringos are ...

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I love latino, hispanics, irish, german, french, portugese, vietnamese, chinese... love all them girls.

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oh sally, my spanglish is bad, but I don't believe that's very nice! :lmao:

 

All I did was type what she told me to type!

 

I did get the gist of it though! :p I thought it was sound advise and the OP should get the benefit.

IcemanJB Established Member

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back on track...

 

My ex is a 2nd gen Mexican from Chicago. Honestly, she really isn't much different at all from white girls....so, I'd not put too much emphasis on the fact that she's Mexican.

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I love latino, hispanics, irish, german, french, portugese, vietnamese, chinese... love all them girls.

 

Oh look, a newbie! :laugh:

 

NOT!

 

(But I love your redneck way of speaking...now I feel at home.)

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alphamale Established Member

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My ex is a 2nd gen Mexican from Chicago. Honestly, she really isn't much different at all from white girls....so, I'd not put too much emphasis on the fact that she's Mexican.

for a skinny girl she has much larger hOOters than the average skinny white girl

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Funny thing is, that Mamacita is probably telling her friends " I got me a date with a white boy this weekend...what should I talk to him about?"

 

LOL

 

Since I'm a woman, I've got to help the chick out. I would give her this list of things to talk with a gringo about:

 

1. Nascar

2. Golf

 

Now, every white boy is gonna like one or the other. The more...umm...."outdoorsy" (read..backwoods living) he is, it will probably be the first one. But, you talk about one of those, you cant go wrong.

 

3. Pickup trucks

4. 69 Chevys

 

Now, every white boy either has a pickup truck, or likes to fix up real old sporty type cars, like old camaros or mustangs or chevy's or something.

Bring that topic up, he will talk your ear off.

 

And last but not least, every gringo who dates a latina will swoon if you speak to him in spanish. It doesnt matter what you say, all you gotta do is sprinkle in a "papi" somewhere in the mix, and you could be telling him to suck ur toe jam, and it wont matter.

 

Oh, another thing. If he asks for half the money for the bill, pretend you suddenly dont speak english very well and dont understand. :laugh:

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alphamale Established Member

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Funny thing is, that Mamacita is probably telling her friends " I got me a date with a white boy this weekend...what should I talk to him about?"

 

LOL

 

Since I'm a woman, I've got to help the chick out. I would give her this list of things to talk with a gringo about:

 

1. Nascar

2. Golf

 

Now, every white boy is gonna like one or the other. The more...umm...."outdoorsy" (read..backwoods living) he is, it will probably be the first one. But, you talk about one of those, you cant go wrong.

 

3. Pickup trucks

4. 69 Chevys

 

Now, every white boy either has a pickup truck, or likes to fix up real old sporty type cars, like old camaros or mustangs or chevy's or something.

Bring that topic up, he will talk your ear off.

 

And last but not least, every gringo who dates a latina will swoon if you speak to him in spanish. It doesnt matter what you say, all you gotta do is sprinkle in a "papi" somewhere in the mix, and you could be telling him to suck ur toe jam, and it wont matter.

 

Oh, another thing. If he asks for half the money for the bill, pretend you suddenly dont speak english very well and dont understand. :laugh:

how the hell does this help me out??? i'm not even white, i'm brown, just like her

 

you jamoke

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