quankanne Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 "soy un joto" = "you look very nice" and "Pendejo" means "my good friend" :laugh: alpha, what hispanic women want is a strong man who isn't TOO macho, but is comfortable taking charge without being a jerk. Gentlemanly manners are a big plus, as are genuine compliments. don't try to impress her with Spanish, that's just annoying. Especially when it isn't your native tongue, because you just make yourself look worse. Same with Mexican food. Annoying as all get out unless you mutually agree it's something you'd like for dinner/that meal. Personally, it drives me nuts when well-meaning friends do that to me, because they have **** taste when it comes to good Mexican food. Sorry, but I had to put that out there. flirt with her, make her feel like a hot mamí, but don't let it get so far out of hand that you freak her out or incite her secret bunny-burning gene. Hispanic women tend to be passionate, even the quiet ones, so you need to be prepared to be in over your head immediately.
burning 4 revenge Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 A lot of hispanic girls watch too much Univision and it messes up their heads
amaysngrace Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 don't try to impress her with Spanish, that's just annoying. Especially when it isn't your native tongue, because you just make yourself look worse. Same with Mexican food. I was hoping you'd show up so alpha didn't blow another chance at love.
burning 4 revenge Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 I was hoping you'd show up so alpha didn't blow another chance at love. We have to ensure that ALpha blows his chance at love or Ill be the last single guy on the board
Author alphamale Posted June 15, 2009 Author Posted June 15, 2009 "soy un joto" = "you look very nice" and "Pendejo" means "my good friend" :laugh: alpha, what hispanic women want is a strong man who isn't TOO macho, but is comfortable taking charge without being a jerk. Gentlemanly manners are a big plus, as are genuine compliments. don't try to impress her with Spanish, that's just annoying. Especially when it isn't your native tongue, because you just make yourself look worse. Same with Mexican food. Annoying as all get out unless you mutually agree it's something you'd like for dinner/that meal. Personally, it drives me nuts when well-meaning friends do that to me, because they have **** taste when it comes to good Mexican food. Sorry, but I had to put that out there. flirt with her, make her feel like a hot mamí, but don't let it get so far out of hand that you freak her out or incite her secret bunny-burning gene. Hispanic women tend to be passionate, even the quiet ones, so you need to be prepared to be in over your head immediately. thats decent advice, the first i've seen on this thread I was hoping you'd show up so alpha didn't blow another chance at love.
amaysngrace Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Easy there Chief. I was just trying to diversify you a little because you seemed hellbent on focusing on her ethnic background. Like she is somehow different than any other woman in this world. Well maybe she is...did she do her hair and wear make-up at least?
sally4sara Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 My Honduran neighbor says you sound like all the other ignorant gringos S. Ams have learned to humor when doing business. Just looking for a spicier whore that can give you free maid service. She doubts a native born will tolerate this cheeky mocking of her heritage for very long.... I'd stay far far away from your instincts on this one OP. No chopped up spanglish jokes and let her make the first moves as far as the physical goes or she will see right through you and there will be no second date.
OpenBook Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 If I'm not mistaken, this chica has already expressed strong interest in alphamale. She digs him. It's his to lose. Go get 'em alpha!! :bunny:
Jilly Bean Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 So i've got me a date with this Latino girl of mexican descent this coming Friday. She was born and raised in Chicago. There are tons of latino women here that are "ripe for the picking" I've never really dated a latino or hispanic chicka before. What should i know going in? Anything subjects i should avoid? Do you think i'll get some action on the 1st date? BTW, yes this is the same girl i cancelled with on Sat nite.... Yeah - don't call her a "Latino chicka". lmao
Trialbyfire Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Good luck alpha! Just be yourself. I wouldn't take her out for Mexican. Swoon her with something fusion or continental, until you find out more about her dining preferences.
Author alphamale Posted June 15, 2009 Author Posted June 15, 2009 Like she is somehow different than any other woman in this world. Well maybe she is...did she do her hair and wear make-up at least? yea she looked ok otherwise i wouldn't have asked her out If I'm not mistaken, this chica has already expressed strong interest in alphamale. She digs him. It's his to lose. Go get 'em alpha!! :bunny: indeed...she was on me like lettuce on a taco Yeah - don't call her a "Latino chicka". lmao
Author alphamale Posted June 15, 2009 Author Posted June 15, 2009 i'm such a sly devil. i made reservations for dinner at giannotti italian steakhouse near o'hare airport. he he he she's probably sick of eating menudo and chorizo tacos. this will be my "in"
Touche Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 No. It'd be like taking me to Olive Garden. She should be the only Mexican you eat that night. And she can sample your ethniticity too. "soy un joto" = "you look very nice" and "Pendejo" means "my good friend" :laugh: A lot of hispanic girls watch too much Univision and it messes up their heads We have to ensure that ALpha blows his chance at love or Ill be the last single guy on the board Good luck alpha! Just be yourself. Worst advice I've ever seen on LS. If anyone SHOULDN'T be themselves on a date, it's our friend Alpha. He'll have zero chance then. My advice? (As if anyone's listening)...is to be anyone BUT yourself. Even be Burnee or that Shark Robot person. You'd have a MUCH better chance with mamasita.
quankanne Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 no, you can never get enough of good comida mejicana ... provided you know where to find it. All that other stuff is caca A lot of hispanic girls watch too much Univision and it messes up their heads sorry, dear, I'm not my dad ... don't do Nalgavision ... unless the midget wrasslers are on, nothing like a short lucha libre wrestler to stir up high emotion
amaysngrace Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 i'm such a sly devil. i made reservations for dinner at giannotti italian steakhouse near o'hare airport. he he he she's probably sick of eating menudo and chorizo tacos. this will be my "in" Way to go Romeo.
Touche Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Way to go Romeo. And that better be a DAMNED good Italian steak! (What the hell IS an Italian steakhouse anyway?)
amaysngrace Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 And that better be a DAMNED good Italian steak! (What the hell IS an Italian steakhouse anyway?) You know that's an excellent question. Italian bread? Italian dressing on the salad? Pisano red wine? Alpha's cannoli?
Author alphamale Posted June 15, 2009 Author Posted June 15, 2009 Way to go Romeo. (What the hell IS an Italian steakhouse anyway?) its a steak house that also serves pasta and other italian dishes. for example, if you order a steak usually one of the side dishes are spaghetti. and they almost always give you that italian appetizer dish to begin with, can't remember its name but its got olives, pepperoncini, some pancheta ham and other stuff on it.
Touche Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 You're cracking me up, Amay! But yeah, what the HELL is an Italian steakhouse? Is that like an Indian Steakhouse?
Author alphamale Posted June 15, 2009 Author Posted June 15, 2009 You're cracking me up, Amay! yea she's a barrel of laughs today
GorillaTheater Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Is that like an Indian Steakhouse? I'm sure I speak for the entire board when I say I've just about had ENOUGH of your cultural insensitivity.
Touche Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 its a steak house that also serves pasta and other italian dishes. for example, if you order a steak usually one of the side dishes are spaghetti. and they almost always give you that italian appetizer dish to begin with, can't remember its name but its got olives, pepperoncini, some pancheta ham and other stuff on it. Antipasti? Yeah, that will make her wet for you.
Touche Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 yea she's a barrel of laughs today Well I think she's in rare form today. I'm sure I speak for the entire board when I say I've just about had ENOUGH of your cultural insensitivity. Wait...you were kidding, right?
GorillaTheater Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Wait...you were kidding, right? Yeah, sure. Go on, make a joke about kosher pork roast, or Vietnamese dog casserole. No, wait. Scratch that last one.
Touche Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Yeah, sure. Go on, make a joke about kosher pork roast, or Vietnamese dog casserole. No, wait. Scratch that last one. I do make my own brand of kosher pork roast you know...(I'm Jewish by the way.) Vietnamese dog casserole? NEVER!
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