alphamale Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 So i've got me a date with this Latino girl of mexican descent this coming Friday. She was born and raised in Chicago. There are tons of latino women here that are "ripe for the picking" I've never really dated a latino or hispanic chicka before. What should i know going in? Anything subjects i should avoid? Do you think i'll get some action on the 1st date? BTW, yes this is the same girl i cancelled with on Sat nite....
burning 4 revenge Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 So i've got me a date with this Latino girl of mexican descent this coming Friday. She was born and raised in Chicago. There are tons of latino women here that are "ripe for the picking" I've never really dated a latino or hispanic chicka before. What should i know going in? Anything subjects i should avoid? Do you think i'll get some action on the 1st date? BTW, yes this is the same girl i cancelled with on Sat nite....Most latin girls born and raised in Illinois arent much different than white girls So yeah, youll probably get action on the first date
amaysngrace Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Mexico is the only country where you need to be fluent in the language before becoming a citizen. Ironic isn't it?
burning 4 revenge Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 The 2nd and 3rd generation Mexicans in Chicago I've known have assimilated really well
GorillaTheater Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Latinas rock. Seriously. (okay, okay, I know I'm married, but they still rock.)
Author alphamale Posted June 15, 2009 Author Posted June 15, 2009 Most latin girls born and raised in Illinois arent much different than white girls So yeah, youll probably get action on the first date thats a big help The 2nd and 3rd generation Mexicans in Chicago I've known have assimilated really well i hope me and her do some "assimilating" Latinas rock. Seriously. (okay, okay, I know I'm married, but they still rock.) now there is some useful advice
amaysngrace Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 now there is some useful advice You didn't like my fun little fact?
GorillaTheater Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 now there is some useful advice And be sure to sprinkle your conversation with Spanish phrases like "chupame la polla", "tengo a encular" and "soy un joto". She'll think you're very wordly and be impressed by your bilingual abilities.
burning 4 revenge Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 And be sure to sprinkle your conversation with Spanish phrases like "chupame la polla", "tengo a encular" and "soy un joto". She'll think you're very wordly and be impressed by your bilingual abilities. Just to clarify the j in joto is pronounced like an h
Sam Spade Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Don't forget "aye mami" and "Ai caramba". Latino girls are uber hot.
Author alphamale Posted June 15, 2009 Author Posted June 15, 2009 And be sure to sprinkle your conversation with Spanish phrases like "chupame la polla", "tengo a encular" and "soy un joto". She'll think you're very wordly and be impressed by your bilingual abilities. Just to clarify the j in joto is pronounced like an h Don't forget "aye mami" and "Ai caramba". Latino girls are uber hot. what does all that stuff mean? its not obscene or anything is it?? cause i know you guys are a bunch of locos
GorillaTheater Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 what does all that stuff mean? its not obscene or anything is it?? cause i know you guys are a bunch of locos "soy un joto" = "you look very nice"
Author alphamale Posted June 15, 2009 Author Posted June 15, 2009 "soy un joto" = "you look very nice" you jamokes, i ran all those thru a spanish-english translator
amaysngrace Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Here's a novel idea. Instead of speaking Spanish to the Mexican why not get the Mexican to speak English.
GorillaTheater Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 you jamokes, i ran all those thru a spanish-english translator <falls off chair laughing>
burning 4 revenge Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Here's a novel idea. Instead of speaking Spanish to the Mexican why not get the Mexican to speak English. SHe was born and raised in Chicago Grace, I think she e-speake English
amaysngrace Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 SHe was born and raised in Chicago Grace, I think she e-speake English Oh then WTF is all this about? Nothing like making a barrier of differences when you should strive to see the similarities between you a new budding romance. hey alpha lose the emphasis on her heritage. It's a turn-off.
Author alphamale Posted June 15, 2009 Author Posted June 15, 2009 Oh then WTF is all this about? Nothing like making a barrier of differences when you should strive to see the similarities between you a new budding romance. hey alpha lose the emphasis on her heritage. It's a turn-off. so basically i shouldn't take her for a mexican dinner?
amaysngrace Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 so basically i shouldn't take her for a mexican dinner? No. It'd be like taking me to Olive Garden. She should be the only Mexican you eat that night. And she can sample your ethniticity too.
Sam Spade Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 And finally, when you walk her to her door, don't forget to mention: "Tengo un fuego en mis pantalones" . if she ever giggles and says, "Tu eres un gato guapo", it's all smooth sailing from there on
burning 4 revenge Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Just show up wearing a sombrero, Illinois Mexicans love that sh*t
Sam Spade Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Just show up wearing a sombrero, Illinois Mexicans love that sh*t Tight pants and a St. Mary tattoo are even more important than the sombrero
burning 4 revenge Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Tight pants and a St. Mary tattoo are even more important than the sombreroI was bieng sarcastic and stereotypical, but in reality Illinois Mexicans do love tight pants and tatoos of the Virgin of Guadalupe
Author alphamale Posted June 15, 2009 Author Posted June 15, 2009 not only are you folks NOT being helpful but you're actually trying to hinder my date with this little mamasita how typical
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