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So i've got me a date with this Latino girl of mexican descent this coming Friday. She was born and raised in Chicago. There are tons of latino women here that are "ripe for the picking" :laugh:

 

I've never really dated a latino or hispanic chicka before.

 

What should i know going in?

 

Anything subjects i should avoid?

 

Do you think i'll get some action on the 1st date?

 

BTW, yes this is the same girl i cancelled with on Sat nite....

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So i've got me a date with this Latino girl of mexican descent this coming Friday. She was born and raised in Chicago. There are tons of latino women here that are "ripe for the picking" :laugh:

 

I've never really dated a latino or hispanic chicka before.

 

What should i know going in?

 

Anything subjects i should avoid?

 

Do you think i'll get some action on the 1st date?

 

BTW, yes this is the same girl i cancelled with on Sat nite....

Most latin girls born and raised in Illinois arent much different than white girls

 

So yeah, youll probably get action on the first date :laugh:

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Mexico is the only country where you need to be fluent in the language before becoming a citizen. Ironic isn't it?

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The 2nd and 3rd generation Mexicans in Chicago I've known have assimilated really well

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Latinas rock. Seriously.

 

(okay, okay, I know I'm married, but they still rock.)

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Most latin girls born and raised in Illinois arent much different than white girls

 

So yeah, youll probably get action on the first date :laugh:

thats a big help :rolleyes:

 

The 2nd and 3rd generation Mexicans in Chicago I've known have assimilated really well

i hope me and her do some "assimilating" :laugh:

 

Latinas rock. Seriously.

 

(okay, okay, I know I'm married, but they still rock.)

now there is some useful advice

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now there is some useful advice

 

You didn't like my fun little fact? :mad:

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now there is some useful advice

 

And be sure to sprinkle your conversation with Spanish phrases like "chupame la polla", "tengo a encular" and "soy un joto". She'll think you're very wordly and be impressed by your bilingual abilities.

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And be sure to sprinkle your conversation with Spanish phrases like "chupame la polla", "tengo a encular" and "soy un joto". She'll think you're very wordly and be impressed by your bilingual abilities.

Just to clarify the j in joto is pronounced like an h

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Don't forget "aye mami" and "Ai caramba".

Latino girls are uber hot.

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And be sure to sprinkle your conversation with Spanish phrases like "chupame la polla", "tengo a encular" and "soy un joto". She'll think you're very wordly and be impressed by your bilingual abilities.

 

Just to clarify the j in joto is pronounced like an h

 

Don't forget "aye mami" and "Ai caramba".

Latino girls are uber hot.

what does all that stuff mean? its not obscene or anything is it?? cause i know you guys are a bunch of locos

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what does all that stuff mean? its not obscene or anything is it?? cause i know you guys are a bunch of locos

 

"soy un joto" = "you look very nice"

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"soy un joto" = "you look very nice"

you jamokes, i ran all those thru a spanish-english translator :mad:

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Here's a novel idea. Instead of speaking Spanish to the Mexican why not get the Mexican to speak English.

 

:lmao:

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you jamokes, i ran all those thru a spanish-english translator :mad:

 

<falls off chair laughing>

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Here's a novel idea. Instead of speaking Spanish to the Mexican why not get the Mexican to speak English.

 

:lmao:

SHe was born and raised in Chicago Grace, I think she e-speake English :rolleyes:

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SHe was born and raised in Chicago Grace, I think she e-speake English :rolleyes:

 

Oh then WTF is all this about? Nothing like making a barrier of differences when you should strive to see the similarities between you a new budding romance.

 

hey alpha lose the emphasis on her heritage. It's a turn-off.

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Grace sure is a hell of alot of fun.

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Oh then WTF is all this about? Nothing like making a barrier of differences when you should strive to see the similarities between you a new budding romance.

 

hey alpha lose the emphasis on her heritage. It's a turn-off.

so basically i shouldn't take her for a mexican dinner?

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so basically i shouldn't take her for a mexican dinner?

 

No. It'd be like taking me to Olive Garden.

 

She should be the only Mexican you eat that night. And she can sample your ethniticity too.

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And finally, when you walk her to her door, don't forget to mention: "Tengo un fuego en mis pantalones" :lmao:.

 

if she ever giggles and says, "Tu eres un gato guapo", it's all smooth sailing from there on

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Just show up wearing a sombrero, Illinois Mexicans love that sh*t

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Just show up wearing a sombrero, Illinois Mexicans love that sh*t

 

Tight pants and a St. Mary tattoo are even more important than the sombrero

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Tight pants and a St. Mary tattoo are even more important than the sombrero
I was bieng sarcastic and stereotypical, but in reality Illinois Mexicans do love tight pants and tatoos of the Virgin of Guadalupe
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not only are you folks NOT being helpful but you're actually trying to hinder my date with this little mamasita :lmao:

 

how typical :rolleyes:

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