mortensorchid Posted June 11, 2009 Posted June 11, 2009 I have a part time job in a university tutoring center. This summer, I only have one client, who is a mentally challenged girl. (No seriously, she is and I'm not joking.) Dealing with her is very frustrating, as I have met children ages 7 and under with more abilities and higher I.Q.s than she has, unless it's some kind of act. But I won't get into that. The other day, I was sitting at a table with a guy who was a fellow tutor. We were just sharing table space together, and I asked what he was doing with this huge pile of papers before him. We got to talking. I knew he tutored people in Spanish and he was clearly from another country. When he told me he was from Peru, I said Manchu Piccu has always been on my list of places to go. From here, his interest was peaked. Then, he asked me to go get some coffee with him. I sat back and said "Guy, how old are you?" He was SEVENTEEN, and I told him I was 34. He had no idea how old I was, as I look younger than I really am. I said to him that I'm sure he's a fantastic Latin lover, or whatever he likes to call himself, and I don't want to hurt his feelings, but I am old enough to be his mother and he was welcomed to call me when he wasn't a felony anymore. So today, I had my day with the mentally challenged individual. As another took over, I needed a break. I began to space out for a minute, and I suddenly realized I was staring at someone across the room and he was staring back. I made light of the situation - I looked at him cross eyed. He laughed. Then he stuck his tongue out at me. I blew a kiss at him. He put two fingers in his mouth and wagged his tongue at me. Then I composed myself and got back to work. Afterwards, he came over to my table and I introduced myself, as I thought we should say hello after exchanging the faces. He's a math tutor, and he answered my chemistry problem in my homework for me. Then afterwards he asked me out. And I said yes because he's also 34. Funny huh?
Jilly Bean Posted June 11, 2009 Posted June 11, 2009 I'm still trying to figure out the point of this thread. That you had coffee? That you work with a mentally challenged woman? That a 17-year old asked you out and you told him you thought he'd be a great lover (eww - pedophilic) That a 34-year old, who acted like an 8-year old, picked you up? I'm confused.
Author mortensorchid Posted June 11, 2009 Author Posted June 11, 2009 It was just a funny story. Guess it didn't fly to well here. My bad!
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