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I feel like everyone on LS should get a dating refresher course because I know I do. I don't know whether I'm out of touch with reality, inexperienced, or just both, but I'm pretty certain we all know that dating has come a long since the time our parents either set up an arranged marriage, or went out on a formal dinner with a good night kiss at the end. Dating is no longer simple, and is in fact as complicated as a beginner trying to put on a condom ( it's the side with the most lube!).

 

So to start off

 

hook-up: colloquial English for casual sex without emotional attachment. In other words, " Wham bam, Thank you ma'am" for the guys, and " Omg, I just became a booty call", for the girls.

 

Feel free to add your own references and definitions. We all need to be educated, LS style. ;)

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Friend-zone

 

This is a non-romantic, utterly platonic place a man or woman ends up when their intended harbors no sexual/romantic attraction for them.

 

I call it "The Abyss" :)

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Gold- digger: someone high maintainance who expects you ( the guy) to pay for everything

 

In other words " I'm not really a prostitute, but I'll still have sex with you because you're buying me things":rolleyes:

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Nice Guy A name women give men whom they don't want to date but keep around to boost their self esteem or to set-up with the DUFF (See below).

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DUFF

 

Designated

Ugly

Fat

Friend

 

Hey, she just thinks she's big-boned. But, women who place all of their self-worth on their ability to get attention from men will have one in their friend circle so that there is always someone not as pretty as them. Occasionally they feel bad for a DUFF so they will throw her a "nice guy" because nobody wants them. Added bonus its fun trying to manipulate people to make this happen. Like a real-life episode of the O.C.

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ONS- one night stand. As long as as a woman has a vagina, if the guy is intoxicated enough, he will bang her for that night only.

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hook-up: colloquial English for casual sex without emotional attachment. In other words, " Wham bam, Thank you ma'am" for the guys, and " Omg, I just became a booty call", for the girls.

 

Feel free to add your own references and definitions. We all need to be educated, LS style. ;)

 

i think you mean colloquial 'american' ? i'm not sure i've ever heard this outside of the US. certainly not from the english.

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"Come to my house"

  • Verb phrase
  • Come (verb) to (preposition) my (possessive pronoun) house (noun)
  • = SEX.

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"Come to my house"

  • Verb phrase
  • Come (verb) to (preposition) my (possessive pronoun) house (noun)
  • = SEX.

 

 

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

This is a date

 

This is a date, I am interested in you, I will likely call you unless you explain to me that you have no real interest in me.

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I don't know how to participate in this thread, simply because I don't agree that things have changed that much since our parent's time. (Even when accounting for my age difference with Paper).

 

So here

 

Dinner (often introduced as:Would you like to come to dinner with me or I would like to take you out to dinner.)

- suggests a high level of interest and a commitment to, minimally, wine and dine the intended.

 

Much prefered to

We should hang out sometime (often in written form, either by msn, facebook or text)

- suggests reticence in regards to establishing a situation that could be construed as dating, for whatever reason.

 

Distinguishing the nuances of the two strategies can be of tremendous help for those struggling with the dating scene.

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Much prefered to

We should hang out sometime (often in written form, either by msn, facebook or text)

- suggests reticence in regards to establishing a situation that could be construed as dating, for whatever reason.

 

 

This one is all me :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

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Ok, 16 year old up in the hizzouse, so I'll teach you old fogeys, with all due respect, a thing or two about 21st Century dating.

 

Biddy/Bid - A hot chick "Did you see those biddies, mang? Wowwwww"

 

Dealing with - Not officially dating, but the amount of time I spend with her, we really should be exclusive "I've been dealing with this chick for a few months now. She better put out soon."

 

Wheel - Depends who you ask, but it generally means you have achieved success with a female. "Man, I wheeled that bid sooo hard." "Dude, you only got her number." "It's still a wheel."

 

Square Wheels - When someone has no wheels. They often get their wheels at the marina. Them wheeling is referred to as the boatshow.

 

Mother Hen - The friend that cock blocks everyone. Usually bitter that she got the brains and not the looks in the family. Takes out that bitterness on prospective dates of her friends. "That mother hen wouldn't let me talk to her friend."

 

I'll think of some more later...there's an infinite number of these terms

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Ok, 16 year old up in the hizzouse, so I'll teach you old fogeys, with all due respect, a thing or two about 21st Century dating.

 

Biddy/Bid - A hot chick "Did you see those biddies, mang? Wowwwww"

 

Dealing with - Not officially dating, but the amount of time I spend with her, we really should be exclusive "I've been dealing with this chick for a few months now. She better put out soon."

 

Wheel - Depends who you ask, but it generally means you have achieved success with a female. "Man, I wheeled that bid sooo hard." "Dude, you only got her number." "It's still a wheel."

 

Square Wheels - When someone has no wheels. They often get their wheels at the marina. Them wheeling is referred to as the boatshow.

 

Mother Hen - The friend that cock blocks everyone. Usually bitter that she got the brains and not the looks in the family. Takes out that bitterness on prospective dates of her friends. "That mother hen wouldn't let me talk to her friend."

 

I'll think of some more later...there's an infinite number of these terms

 

No no no. I refuse to acknowledge any of these... With the possible exception of the last. What the hell is wrong with kids these days? The vernacular does not need to change every 10 minutes.

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Times are a'changin'.

 

What can I say?

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Times are a'changin'.

 

What can I say?

 

a'changin' you say?

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That's a [madeup] word.

 

Look it up in my head.

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That's a [madeup] word.

 

Look it up in my head.

 

ROFL! The more things change...

 

The Times They Are A'Changing (Bob Dylan, 1963)

 

Come gather 'round people

Wherever you roam

And admit that the waters

Around you have grown

And accept it that soon

You'll be drenched to the bone.

If your time to you

Is worth savin'

Then you better start swimmin'

Or you'll sink like a stone

For the times they are a-changin'.

 

Come writers and critics

Who prophesize with your pen

And keep your eyes wide

The chance won't come again

And don't speak too soon

For the wheel's still in spin

And there's no tellin' who

That it's namin'.

For the loser now

Will be later to win

For the times they are a-changin'.

 

Come senators, congressmen

Please heed the call

Don't stand in the doorway

Don't block up the hall

For he that gets hurt

Will be he who has stalled

There's a battle outside

And it is ragin'.

It'll soon shake your windows

And rattle your walls

For the times they are a-changin'.

 

Come mothers and fathers

Throughout the land

And don't criticize

What you can't understand

Your sons and your daughters

Are beyond your command

Your old road is

Rapidly agin'.

Please get out of the new one

If you can't lend your hand

For the times they are a-changin'.

 

The line it is drawn

The curse it is cast

The slow one now

Will later be fast

As the present now

Will later be past

The order is

Rapidly fadin'.

And the first one now

Will later be last

For the times they are a-changin'.

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If you guys really want to improve your game, then we should talk. I coach guys on becoming real, attractive men for a living. NOT pick-up artists. Stay away from those PUA sites. All they do is "teach" you lame lines and techniques that don't work without the proper calibration.

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If you guys really want to improve your game, then we should talk. I coach guys on becoming real, attractive men for a living. NOT pick-up artists. Stay away from those PUA sites. All they do is "teach" you lame lines and techniques that don't work without the proper calibration.

 

I didn't realize anyone in this thread was talking about improving their game...I thought the point was a light-hearted and sometimes mocking definition of dating terms.

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I didn't realize anyone in this thread was talking about improving their game...I thought the point was a light-hearted and sometimes mocking definition of dating terms.

 

You're right Lora, I definitely misread the title. I wish I could edit my post but I can't :(

 

I have my own term I want to introduce:

 

PUA: Better known as pick-up artist (vomit). A so-called "PUA" is an insecure guy who lacks confidence in himself and must devote his time to memorizing lines and techniques instead of working on himself to become a real man. These so-called pick-up artists rarely ever attract a woman, yet they try to fool us like they do. Thankfully, women are very smart and can smell the bull**** from a mile away :)

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PUA: Better known as pick-up artist (vomit). A so-called "PUA" is an insecure guy who lacks confidence in himself and must devote his time to memorizing lines and techniques instead of working on himself to become a real man. These so-called pick-up artists rarely ever attract a woman, yet they try to fool us like they do. Thankfully, women are very smart and can smell the bull**** from a mile away :)

HAHA except for the ones who actually are good - usually they're not trying to be PUAs, they're just your typical bad boy.

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Ok, 16 year old up in the hizzouse, so I'll teach you old fogeys, with all due respect, a thing or two about 21st Century dating.

 

Biddy/Bid - A hot chick "Did you see those biddies, mang? Wowwwww"

 

Dealing with - Not officially dating, but the amount of time I spend with her, we really should be exclusive "I've been dealing with this chick for a few months now. She better put out soon."

 

Wheel - Depends who you ask, but it generally means you have achieved success with a female. "Man, I wheeled that bid sooo hard." "Dude, you only got her number." "It's still a wheel."

 

Square Wheels - When someone has no wheels. They often get their wheels at the marina. Them wheeling is referred to as the boatshow.

 

Mother Hen - The friend that cock blocks everyone. Usually bitter that she got the brains and not the looks in the family. Takes out that bitterness on prospective dates of her friends. "That mother hen wouldn't let me talk to her friend."

 

I'll think of some more later...there's an infinite number of these terms

 

no, that's ok.. thanks! anyone that says "hizzouse" it not someone I care to... um, get dating info from. No offense little one...

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Well, maybe when you visit your son/daughter/niece/nephew/little cousin you can hear all about how high school has changed over the past 10-40 years.

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Well, maybe when you visit your son/daughter/niece/nephew/little cousin you can hear all about how high school has changed over the past 10-40 years.

 

no way, too scary for me... BTW, my niece just turned three today... hopefully by the time she gets to high school all the foshizzy crap will be foHIZtory! :lmao:

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Doubtful. Foshizzle will be here for a while. Foshizzle.

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