I can't believe I'm asking this...what do I say next?

[kostoronto]

I'm in a new relationship and we have a date every Saturday and emails in between. That seems to be the trend.

 

This is how the conversation has been going:

 

Me: hahaha seeing as that kind of guy is far too legendary [and animated] to exist, I'm afraid you're going to be disappointed

 

hahaha just that? It would have to be pretty long to cover everything. You're really trying hard to get me naked haha

 

Her: ya i guess i should come to terms with that eventually

oh ya thats my plan...

 

Me: hahaha, I'm interested in hearing more about this plan

...mostly because it sounds eerily similar to mine

 

Her: oh really?

well see, i could tell u, but then id have to kill u

 

Me: haha it must be, if I do say so myself, a really explicit plan

or wouldn't you rather have me alive so you could try the plan?

 

Her: keep dreaming

so what was this plan of urs?

 

and now she's stumped me... I was thinking of just saying, "I'd have to say it in person" but I can't think of a clever way of wording that at the moment.

 

Any tips?

[lora22]

I'm not great at these things...you could just say something about you'll have to wait and compare notes on saturday or something...or make a comment about how your plan is so great that she won't realize it's been enacted until xyz dirty thing happens lol or that suspense is half the fun of seduction...

 

hope that gives you an idea!

[kostoronto]

That's gooooood

 

thanks!

[lora22]

I'll be interested in what you end up saying and how it works for you!

[kostoronto]

this is what I said

 

I think we should compare plans next time we meet

speaking of which...

soooo...watcha doin this saturday? [that's my casual-guy impression]

[kostoronto]

and this is what she said:

 

lmao

im at my dads house this weekend and he lives in like ------

so this weekends out

what about next week after school?

 

great success!

 

high five! haha

 

/borat