My girl says watch out for the ex

[stevejohnson1976]

i think your gf is right

 

this^^^^^^

[BackUpOrGetStung]

You should bang her, uncomfortably rough, smack her in the face, choke her, all that good stuff, then proceed to tell her everything you think is wrong w/ her in the most demeaning way possible. Then walk out, in the nude, if you've got it in you. Civility has not worked, time to get creative.

[phineas]

don't forget the anal.