justin180 Posted May 16, 2009 Posted May 16, 2009 I've just realized that one advantage of learning about the things that turn women off is that you can use those things to push away those women that you don't like who are pursuing you. The best way to turn down a girl or break up with her without hurting her is to set it up so that she ends up breaking up with you. Now I don't recommend this unless you are 100% sure there's no hope you'll ever be happy again in the relationship. If you really want out but don't want to hurt the girl then just try the following: 1. Stop shaving for the next few months. 2. Don't do chores around the house and eventually she'll lose sexual attraction to you. 3. Tell her that you are going to live with your parents until age 75. 4. Tell her that you are gay. 5. Tell her you have an STD. 6. Don't be adventurous. Be predictable and she'll run away soon enough. 7. Act desperate. Start shedding tears when she wants to go hang out with her friends. Start being more clingy. 8. Tell her you cannot live without her. I guess this goes along with #7. 9. Stop exercising & gain more weight until it turns her off. That's all I can think of for now. The top 8 ways to get rid of a girl you have no interest in without hurting her. If you can think of more let me know. Knowing what turns a woman off is not only advantageous to keeping her by avoiding the things that turn her off but also advantageous when you want to get rid of her by doing those things that will turn her off.
DarkestDreams Posted May 16, 2009 Posted May 16, 2009 ...Or you can save yourself some time and energy and just say "You know what, dear? This here isn't working out. How about we both go on our merry ways?" Mindblowing sh*t, I know.
Author justin180 Posted May 16, 2009 Author Posted May 16, 2009 9. Tell her that you've decided not to finish college. This can go for telling her that you've decided not to fulfill your goals & that you don't know what you want to do with your life. After that nevermind about giving the break up speech. It will all be a moot point.
tkgirl Posted May 16, 2009 Posted May 16, 2009 or you can just man up and tell her you want to end things! geesh.. do you really have to resort to all this stuff.. as in, I can't imagine any girl being into someone as lame as yourself... seriously, you sound like a complete tool....
tkgirl Posted May 16, 2009 Posted May 16, 2009 9. Tell her that you've decided not to finish college. This can go for telling her that you've decided not to fulfill your goals & that you don't know what you want to do with your life. After that nevermind about giving the break up speech. It will all be a moot point. OMG.. you're serious... you really think you're on to something here... how old are you?
Author justin180 Posted May 16, 2009 Author Posted May 16, 2009 OMG.. you're serious... you really think you're on to something here... how old are you? I speak from experience. This whole reverse psychology strategy works. That's how I got rid of one girl who would call me 10 times a day. It got so annoying so I just played her game and purposely annoyed her until she would go away. Simple. Nobody got hurt. Both of us went our separate ways without having to feel the sting of rejection.
Land Shark Posted May 16, 2009 Posted May 16, 2009 Women can sense when you're acting. Whether you're acting because you want to get them to like you or dislike you, it's the same. If you pull some of these stunts, she'll just realize that she isn't special to you anymore, and she'll be just as hurt as if you put on a t-shirt that says "I'm through with you."
xpaperxcutx Posted May 16, 2009 Posted May 16, 2009 I do this. Not exactly as listed, but similar things. That's sad.
Odyssey Posted May 16, 2009 Posted May 16, 2009 Justin, Not sure if you were trying to be funny, but your sarcastic joke list did make me smile. Joking aside, I always prefer the direct approach when letting someone go - save a lot of time and heart-ache in the long run.
BlueEyedGirl Posted May 16, 2009 Posted May 16, 2009 12. Keep telling her stuff like "This dress you are wearing is not very flattering" or "I would prefer it if your hair was blonde/dark" - the opposite of her current color. And "You would look better if you dropped a few pounds" 13. Openly check out other women when with her. I mean be REALLY obvious about it
carhill Posted May 16, 2009 Posted May 16, 2009 Nah, those jerk behaviors just piss her off and keep her around. Being a doormat is much better.
stillafool Posted May 16, 2009 Posted May 16, 2009 Or, Justin just tell them you have no money and no desire to get any. That will have them running for the hills in no time.
tkgirl Posted May 16, 2009 Posted May 16, 2009 Or, Justin just tell them you have no money and no desire to get any. That will have them running for the hills in no time. or by reading your other post about how it's your right to be a waste of space, you're already on that. You want my take on you, Justin? probably not but here it is.. I think that you were recently dumped by someone you really liked and now you are in serious denial... about everything! kinda sad really...
tkgirl Posted May 16, 2009 Posted May 16, 2009 Nah, those jerk behaviors just piss her off and keep her around. Being a doormat is much better. I hate to admit it but this is true...
paddington bear Posted May 16, 2009 Posted May 16, 2009 I've had this done to me, you get progressively treated more badly because the guy is too much of a wuss to actually say 'I don't think this is working, I'd like to split up'...and you know what? You know exactly what he's up to. I called one guy and said 'I see what you're doing here, and since you're not brave enough to do it, I'll do it for you. I think we should split up'. And don't kid yourself that this won't hurt her. Splitting up = short sharp shock, like an elastoplast being pulled off. Ouch. Acting like a moron for weeks until she decides to do your job for you = long weeks of extended hurt for her.
westernxer Posted May 16, 2009 Posted May 16, 2009 If you feel like you can wait it out until she's finally tires of you, fine. What if she doesn't take the hint?
bac Posted May 16, 2009 Posted May 16, 2009 I feel sorry for you that you did all these things. That must have been very tough. Why don't you do that the way other men do? Simply say her that you are so so busy at work or college.
loveslife Posted May 16, 2009 Posted May 16, 2009 Oh c'mon, he can't be serious. This is like a really bad episode of two and a half men.
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