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Ask someone you're getting to know anything you wanted, funny and serious, what would it be?

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Ask someone you're getting to know anything you wanted, funny and serious, what would it be?

 

Here is my list of standard date questions. I rarely deviate. Sometimes I just print out the list and ask them to respond in essay format before the appetizers arrive. :cool:

 

Do you have any relatives in jail?

 

Have you ever gone cow-tipping?

 

What's your worst pet peeve?

 

Whats your favorite horror movie?

 

Do you do dance crazy when no one is looking?

 

Do you like to sing in the shower?

 

Whats your favorite color?

 

Do you like baths or showers?

 

Do you blow dry your hair? or just let it dry on its own, or towel dry?

 

At the beach would you rather play in the sand, or play in the water?

 

Do you think people should eat the fish they catch, or just let them go?

 

What do you like better hands or feet?

 

Do you like curly hair or straight hair?

 

Whats your favorite kind of drink?

 

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

 

Whats your favorite book?

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How big is your penis?

 

Sincerely,

Loveshack Women

 

What size nipples do you have?

 

Sincerely,

Loveshack Men

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Do you have some kind of weird sexual fetish that I should be made aware of before we go to bed?

 

Do you as a man find wearing a thong acceptable?

 

Have you a crazy stalker ex who's going to come after me for taking her man away from her?

 

Do you have an ex who is not over you and who still keeps in contact with you?

 

Do you have an ex who you are not over and no one else will match up to?

 

Do you like women? I mean all women, your mother, older women, younger women?

 

Are you kind to women?

 

Are you commitment-phobic, not ready for a relationship right now, not looking for something serious, not ready?

 

Are all the things you're telling me right now simply lies in order to get me into bed?

 

And apart from the above questions that I'd like to ask but don't, I always look at the feet, are they or is one of them pointing towards me? If not...uh oh. If they're pointing towards the door, big uh oh! If they are pointing towards another woman, well, you get the idea. Not to mention the shoes on the feet, I think you can tell a lot about a man by the kind of shoes he's wearing :)

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If you could travel anywhere right now, where would you go and why?

 

Which news channel do you watch?

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:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

You guys are great!

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Sweetheart, what's your name again?

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So the guy I'm seeing is into video taping (no nothing creepy or weird) and wants someone to interview him. I got nominated for the job. I can ask whatever I want, although it is suppose to be funny and serious. He wont see the questions prior to getting asked, so it will be on the spot answers. I think it's gonna be kind of funny.

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Ask someone you're getting to know anything you wanted, funny and serious, what would it be?

 

I'll give them my spreadsheet of things I wanted to do/done! :);)

 

It is always interesting to see if they are willing to cross out a few things and add some. :D

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Not to mention the shoes on the feet, I think you can tell a lot about a man by the kind of shoes he's wearing :)

 

Okay, I've got to ask (and not because I'm in the dating game): my footwear (all three pairs) is pretty much beat to sh*t. What message am I sending out?

 

Not that I'll change, just curious.

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So the guy I'm seeing is into video taping (no nothing creepy or weird) and wants someone to interview him. I got nominated for the job. I can ask whatever I want, although it is suppose to be funny and serious. He wont see the questions prior to getting asked, so it will be on the spot answers. I think it's gonna be kind of funny.

 

Those are the best, unscripted, on the spot answers! Sometimes you get the strangest answers!

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Sweetheart, what's your name again?

 

haaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Well as I'm in between funny and serious (which should come first?) I was going to of course throw in.. "So I hear you've been hanging out with this Dreamer girl, what's she like"

 

I also want to do a section of would you rather questions, like

"Would you rather be hung over the rest of your life or never have sex again" for funny questions.

 

But I want to pick out a few good serious questions that would be good ones to get a better idea of the type of person he is, since we're still getting to know each other.

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Okay, I've got to ask (and not because I'm in the dating game): my footwear (all three pairs) is pretty much beat to sh*t. What message am I sending out?

 

Not that I'll change, just curious.

 

For me that's good! Means you're casual, relaxed, not overly concerned with what other people think of you, happy to be yourself.

 

Highly polished leather shoes are generally not for me, they generally signify someone who probably works in some kind of high-stress job that he needs to dress well for, yes, nice that he's chosen to wear expensive and well-looked after footwear on a date, but for me it's too formal and I reckon that down the line he might turn out to be a self-obsessed girley type man who spends his free time polishing his shoes, could signify slightly anally-retentive tendencies, also that he could potentially be a workaholic and also that therefore I'm not the girl for him, someone who will always look good on his arm as my own shoes for the most part are falling apart too.

 

For me it's those brogue type things with tassles and little metal bars across them that I've got to watch = conservative, just goes along with the crowd guy.

 

however, that's just me! Maybe I'll collect all my data together and write a shoe theory book

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For me that's good! Means you're casual, relaxed, not overly concerned with what other people think of you, happy to be yourself.

 

Highly polished leather shoes are generally not for me, they generally signify someone who probably works in some kind of high-stress job that he needs to dress well for, yes, nice that he's chosen to wear expensive and well-looked after footwear on a date, but for me it's too formal and I reckon that down the line he might turn out to be a self-obsessed girley type man who spends his free time polishing his shoes, could signify slightly anally-retentive tendencies, also that he could potentially be a workaholic and also that therefore I'm not the girl for him, someone who will always look good on his arm as my own shoes for the most part are falling apart too.

 

For me it's those brogue type things with tassles and little metal bars across them that I've got to watch = conservative, just goes along with the crowd guy.

 

however, that's just me! Maybe I'll collect all my data together and write a shoe theory book

 

This is very interesting, thanks! One of those things I've never given much thought to, but a great topic.

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And sorry dreamer for the total threadjack ...

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So the guy I'm seeing is into video taping (no nothing creepy or weird) and wants someone to interview him.QUOTE]

 

My question would be, "do you generally ask people you are dating to interview you with a video camera"? Ewe.

 

I'm all for the silliness but that would seem strange to me so early on.

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I don't ask this, but it would be a good question: If you were a Muppet which would you be?

 

Also, I like those brogue type shoes... damn! I can't stand the pointy toed shoes on men, though. Screams metrosexual.

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Do you subscribe to the Henry Rollins school of dating?

 

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So the guy I'm seeing is into video taping (no nothing creepy or weird) and wants someone to interview him.QUOTE]

 

My question would be, "do you generally ask people you are dating to interview you with a video camera"? Ewe.

 

I'm all for the silliness but that would seem strange to me so early on.

 

I dunno, I think it's a cute way for him to get her involved in what he's doing and for her to get to know him better, I bet they'll end up in fits of giggles. Now if it was more like 'hey you wanna tape me while I strip and do naughty things with this sheep in my living room' that's a different thing altogether...

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I dunno, I think it's a cute way for him to get her involved in what he's doing and for her to get to know him better, I bet they'll end up in fits of giggles. Now if it was more like 'hey you wanna tape me while I strip and do naughty things with this sheep in my living room' that's a different thing altogether...

 

Thank you, I actually like that he's got a neat hobby and wants to involve me. It's not like it's anything creepy. Yeah, um, there will be no sheep involved :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

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I guess I'm more practical: peanut butter, smooth or crunchy, mayonaise or miracle whip, spit or swallow, cold feet or hot, hairy or waxed, that sort of thing.

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Are you a coffee or a tea drinker?

Are you a morning person or an night owl?

What do you think of 'power napping'?

Do you talk in your sleep? Ever met someone who sleep walks?

Can you remember your dreams/nightmares?

 

What are you scared of? creepy crawlies?

Are you afraid of heights?

Is it better to be the world's tallest or shortest person, if had to choose?

 

Are you ticklish? Where? (hehee)

 

Damn, i'm beginning to talk rubbish. I'll stop.

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For me it's those brogue type things with tassles and little metal bars across them that I've got to watch = conservative, just goes along with the crowd guy.

 

 

Eugh! :sick:

 

They say "used car salesman" to me

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Do you like cats? :)

 

 

Do you use LS? :eek:

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