Tony T Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 1. What religion is God? 2. If there is no God, what religion would he/she be if he/she existed? 3. Why does God allow ice cream to melt before you eat it? 5. How does God hear everybody's voice at once before lottery drawings? 6. If God agreed to come to my home for dinner, what should I prepare?
jenny Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 6. If God agreed to come to my home for dinner, what should I prepare? shrimp canape on communion wafers as an appetizer.
moimeme Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 1. What religion is God? Church of Me 2. If there is no God, what religion would he/she be if he/she existed? See (1) above 3. Why does God allow ice cream to melt before you eat it? God and Heat are not the same thing 5. How does God hear everybody's voice at once before lottery drawings? Obviously He doesn't 6. If God agreed to come to my home for dinner, what should I prepare? Yourself, I'd say. I expect He could whip up a nice meal of loaves, fishes, and wine since that seems to be where His catering skills lie.
novascade Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 If you believed in a Christian religion he, because then Christ would have said, mother,mother why hast thou forsaken me.
VASH THE STAMPEDE Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 Originally posted by Tony 1. What religion is God? None, religions are made after him. 2. If there is no God, what religion would he/she be if he/she existed? See above answer. 3. Why does God allow ice cream to melt before you eat it? It doesn't melt in the Arctic. 5. How does God hear everybody's voice at once before lottery drawings? He's against gambling. 6. If God agreed to come to my home for dinner, what should I prepare? Thats a hard one,fillet mignon.
novascade Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 Originally posted by Tony 3. Why does God allow ice cream to melt before you eat it? we are to lazy to eat it fast enough 5. How does God hear everybody's voice at once before lottery drawings? tape recorder 6. If God agreed to come to my home for dinner, what should I prepare it'll be in the frig when he get there
novascade Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 Confused ah, don't worry think I confuse my self more than anyone else. (I hope not,that would be bad for everyone else.)
novascade Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 Originally posted by novascade If you believed in a Christian religion he, because then Christ would have said, mother,mother why hast thou forsaken me. Let rewrite this; If you believe in a christian religion Christ would have said, mother,mother why hast thou forsaken me? God is man
EnigmaXOXO Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 If God agreed to come to my home for dinner, what should I prepare? Lots of Humble Pie!!
quankanne Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 1. What religion is God? He doesn't subscribe to one 2. If there is no God, what religion would he/she be if he/she existed? ibid 3. Why does God allow ice cream to melt before you eat it? because you don't slurp fast enough 5. How does God hear everybody's voice at once before lottery drawings? very, very carefully 6. If God agreed to come to my home for dinner, what should I prepare? A nice, juicy ribeye, cooked medium rare. By the way, he said I'd be his date ...
HokeyReligions Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 1. What religion is God? "Religion" is a word - means nothing to Him. 2. If there is no God, what religion would he/she be if he/she existed? church of Do as I Say, Not as I Do 3. Why does God allow ice cream to melt before you eat it? That's one of the battles that God lost to Satan. Satan is the Emperor of Ice Cream! 5. How does God hear everybody's voice at once before lottery drawings? He only has to hear one or two - or else everyone would win and God can't have that. 6. If God agreed to come to my home for dinner, what should I prepare? Tofu & soy-burgers - let Him know first hand what he's done to us!
moimeme Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 Why do I think Jesus has the same IP addy as Tony?
quankanne Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 he's trying to get out of cookiing me that ribeye dinner, that's why
quankanne Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 hmmmm .... I think God would definitely like Death By Chocolate for dessert, Tony ...
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