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After trying and failing for the last 24 years of my life (I'm 42) to find a woman just to spend time with, I'm seriously thinking of scooping out some of my retirement money to buy one of those Realdolls. I wouldn't use her for sex, just for companionship, holdy-holdy, and taking her out in public just to give women an idea of what can happen when they get a little too stingy with their hugs. If someone didn't like my Realdoll, or made fun of me, I'd just give them the finger.

 

At my age, you'd think some of the women would want a serious relationship... but they either just want to play games, or devote their lives to their precious careers. I'm starting to believe that a 100-lb piece of silicone rubber can make me feel appreciated more than any woman ever can.

  • 2 weeks later...
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The real doll will not fill the emotional void. How about getting a pet dog or cat? I am serious here.

Cute pets also attract women. Seriously, stand in an elevator while holding a pet carrier. There is at least a 50% chance that some women will become interested.

 

If you want to use your savings for something that will attract (certain types of) women, buy a Lexus.

 

It sounds like you are just trying to use the doll to make women feel jealous because you are angry at them for not somehow being approached by you. This will only succeed in making you look like a creep. See here:

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=24351

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I thought about getting one of those before. It would never take the place of real companionship. Solo is right--Get a pet.

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and taking her out in public just to give women an idea of what can happen when they get a little too stingy with their hugs.

 

Yeah, that will show them for sure....:confused:

  • 2 weeks later...
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No offense, but those things are pretty pathetic.

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