Flying Burrito Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 So I asked this girl on a date. She arrived wearing Amy's perfume. After sitting through a late show seriously chubbed up, I gave in to it only to spend the next 1/2 hour faking it, then said I thought I had stomach flu coming on, had to head home, sorry, etc. I'm still kicking myself. Link to post Share on other sites
Tony T Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 For those of us who haven't been following your story, it would be nice to know who Amy is...is she an ex? Is she somebody you still care about? Your post would make much more sense to newbies to your story if you would disclose this in a standalone post. Thank you! Link to post Share on other sites
kizik Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 I think that Burrito is important enough where you should go back and find his story, get all the details, and THEN comment. Jeez. You're sooo lazy, Tony. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Flying Burrito Posted May 9, 2009 Author Share Posted May 9, 2009 Right. Yeah. Amy = the ex. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Flying Burrito Posted May 10, 2009 Author Share Posted May 10, 2009 I saw her, Ames, my ex, out to dinner. Pretty sure she didn't see me. The restaurant was dark. I saw her face. I saw Amy's beautiful face with those scars and almost vomited. Spelling relief v-o-d-k-a. I hate myself. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Flying Burrito Posted May 11, 2009 Author Share Posted May 11, 2009 Guess who stopped over last night. WTF am I doing? Link to post Share on other sites
notalone Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 What? Who? You had sex with your ex?!?!? Tell us it is not so! Link to post Share on other sites
Author Flying Burrito Posted May 11, 2009 Author Share Posted May 11, 2009 What? Who? You had sex with your ex?!?!? Tell us it is not so! I could have left her standing at the door but that would have sucked. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Flying Burrito Posted May 12, 2009 Author Share Posted May 12, 2009 Two days of no contact. Obviously this was a booty call and nothing more. I don't know what this means but I almost wish my ex had shown up the way she used to with a layer cake or muffins instead. Link to post Share on other sites
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