dreamergrl Posted May 2, 2009 Posted May 2, 2009 I came on to check my email and all this morning, and what do I find. An instant message from Batman. Don't remember him? Check out this... http://www.loveshack.org/forums/t179761/ He said: Hey! I have a new phone number and want to keep in touch with you. Here's my number you should call me soon. Why? So we can go save the world?
BobSacamento Posted May 2, 2009 Posted May 2, 2009 Well he's not dull that's for sure. Granted the majority of men would reveal these types of things after they have you trapped in marriage. So I would take it with a grain of salt.
BlueHarvest Posted May 2, 2009 Posted May 2, 2009 Dreamergrl you are despicable. I read the other thread, you trash talk the guy like he tricked you or something. He's into Batman..so what? At least he isn't into doing lines of cocaine or **** like that. At least he isn't into this sort of crap... (stretched ear lobes, too many piercings) http://asoboo.com/images/full/44912.jpg There are FAR worse men out there. It's not that fact that you don't like him. I don't expect you to if your not into the same nerdy stuff he is. But to go and trash talk about him like he is some sort of social outcast is just despicable. He'll find a girl worth being with, one that is into that sort of stuff and to top it all off, one that will respect him as much as he respects her. He didn't even come on that hard, he paid for movie but went dutch on dinner. Sounds like a pretty normal first date to me. I'm gonna stop typing now because you have made me so furious at this type of attitude in society.
BubblyPopcorn Posted May 2, 2009 Posted May 2, 2009 I like quirky things in guys, but to a degree. I once went out with someone who talked about Star Trek the entire length of our first date, he was literally obsessed. Plus he drank like 8 glasses of wine which was a bit much and his mouth was completely red so I just couldn’t take any of it seriously, lol.
You'reasian Posted May 2, 2009 Posted May 2, 2009 Dreamergrl you are despicable. I read the other thread, you trash talk the guy like he tricked you or something. He's into Batman..so what? At least he isn't into doing lines of cocaine or **** like that. At least he isn't into this sort of crap... (stretched ear lobes, too many piercings) http://asoboo.com/images/full/44912.jpg There are FAR worse men out there. It's not that fact that you don't like him. I don't expect you to if your not into the same nerdy stuff he is. But to go and trash talk about him like he is some sort of social outcast is just despicable. He'll find a girl worth being with, one that is into that sort of stuff and to top it all off, one that will respect him as much as he respects her. He didn't even come on that hard, he paid for movie but went dutch on dinner. Sounds like a pretty normal first date to me. I'm gonna stop typing now because you have made me so furious at this type of attitude in society. She's young and hasn't fine tuned her feelers. Batman guy is creepy - but the guy who says all the right things, has the right look and drives the right car is a-ok, huh?
paddington bear Posted May 2, 2009 Posted May 2, 2009 Oh come on...it's funny, it depends on the guy's personality, some guys could carry off a batman belt with such confidence at the ridiculousness of it, in fact wearing it because they find it funny themselves - the batman belt IMO wouldn't have been a deal breaker if the guy wearing it had been a different kind of guy. What about thongs? I ended up finding out that a guy was wearing an eensie weensie black thong when we got together...I would normally consider myself quite tolerant of others fashion and other faux pas, however, the thong was a complete turn-off and deal-breaker for me (at least it was black and not leopardprint..)
BobSacamento Posted May 2, 2009 Posted May 2, 2009 Great! Batman belts AND banana hammocks are both out? I need a whole new wardrobe change.
BubblyPopcorn Posted May 2, 2009 Posted May 2, 2009 Oh come on...it's funny, it depends on the guy's personality, some guys could carry off a batman belt with such confidence at the ridiculousness of it, in fact wearing it because they find it funny themselves - the batman belt IMO wouldn't have been a deal breaker if the guy wearing it had been a different kind of guy. What about thongs? I ended up finding out that a guy was wearing an eensie weensie black thong when we got together...I would normally consider myself quite tolerant of others fashion and other faux pas, however, the thong was a complete turn-off and deal-breaker for me (at least it was black and not leopardprint..) Hmmm, well it could have been worse, what if he said he was "commando" on the first date?
paddington bear Posted May 2, 2009 Posted May 2, 2009 well...he also made strange cartoon noises... being honest I was trying to not laugh out loud, the whole situation was hilarious. The thing is...you don't know what's lurking under the outer covering, a friend of mine unwrapped one of hers to find a pair of boxer shorts that his mother had bought him with mr and mrs Santa Claus having sex in various positions printed all over them...I kid you not
You'reasian Posted May 2, 2009 Posted May 2, 2009 well...he also made strange cartoon noises... being honest I was trying to not laugh out loud, the whole situation was hilarious. The thing is...you don't know what's lurking under the outer covering, a friend of mine unwrapped one of hers to find a pair of boxer shorts that his mother had bought him with mr and mrs Santa Claus having sex in various positions printed all over them...I kid you not That's not as interesting as sleeping with a woman a few years your senior telling you she hasn't had this strong of an O since she was 8 years old....how do you respond to that?
paddington bear Posted May 2, 2009 Posted May 2, 2009 Oh my God...crying with laughter...that is just...well...I'm speechless
BubblyPopcorn Posted May 2, 2009 Posted May 2, 2009 That's not as interesting as sleeping with a woman a few years your senior telling you she hasn't had this strong of an O since she was 8 years old....how do you respond to that? That's just sick, lol
Kamille Posted May 2, 2009 Posted May 2, 2009 Batman returns! He must have used his superpowers to know you likely needed a good chuckle. What a hero don't you think? :love:
You'reasian Posted May 2, 2009 Posted May 2, 2009 Glad that my akward situation made a fictional cartoon bear and some multi-colored popcorn laugh... next would be to take a stroll with the both of you to a nice cafe for something to eat and a few gut-busting, akward laughs
Lucky555 Posted May 2, 2009 Posted May 2, 2009 HAHAHA BATMAN RETURNED HAHAHA. so funny, that made me laugh.
paddington bear Posted May 2, 2009 Posted May 2, 2009 ok, so I shouldn't really reveal this in a public forum...but what the hell. I went out with a guy once, diagnosed as psychoid (I can't spell that) - not only was that a massive big red flag waving desperately at me, it was a red flag that was on fire, there were sirens blaring at me too repeating Paddington Bear don't go there, DO NOT go there. However, I was young, he was good looking, and I thought I could handle it. Anyhoo, fast forward 4 years later and (this was obviously not funny at all at the time), but he developed an obsession that people were trying to inject acid into him and had decided that he was going to make a suit of armour type contraption that would fit over his back, with overlapping metal plates to protect himself from anyone coming up behind him with a needle full of lsd...I managed to convince him not to make this piece of clothing, however because of the lack of protection for his back against invisible people wielding syringes full of acid, he would insist that we sit at the back of the cinema, at the back of the bus and so on. Then there was putting air into the car tyres - I had to do it in case somehow, miraculously an air bubble would escape the car tyre inflator thingie and get through his skin, into an artery, into his heart and kill him instantly. Then there was the food products, gradually he developed a fear that someone may have tampered with any food that was not packaged in plastic. So he only bought food packaged in plastic, but then would spend hours examining them for needle holes in case someone had injected them prior to him eating them with some kind of poison. Frankly, I a batman belt would have been more than welcome in comparison (ps when I finally saw sense, had spent years trying to get this guy onto medication (needle-phobic and afraid of choking on tablets so that was a no-go), and dumped him and he had a complete nervous breakdown on the kitchen floor of my mother's house, his own mother instead of sending him for professional help, sent him to some monk, who lived alone in a cave, so that, as you can imagine really helped his mental illness and with our breakup. Not sure why I'm sharing this, I guess it's kind of comi-tragic really.
You'reasian Posted May 2, 2009 Posted May 2, 2009 ok, so I shouldn't really reveal this in a public forum...but what the hell. I went out with a guy once, diagnosed as psychoid (I can't spell that) - not only was that a massive big red flag waving desperately at me, it was a red flag that was on fire, there were sirens blaring at me too repeating Paddington Bear don't go there, DO NOT go there. However, I was young, he was good looking, and I thought I could handle it. Anyhoo, fast forward 4 years later and (this was obviously not funny at all at the time), but he developed an obsession that people were trying to inject acid into him and had decided that he was going to make a suit of armour type contraption that would fit over his back, with overlapping metal plates to protect himself from anyone coming up behind him with a needle full of lsd...I managed to convince him not to make this piece of clothing, however because of the lack of protection for his back against invisible people wielding syringes full of acid, he would insist that we sit at the back of the cinema, at the back of the bus and so on. Then there was putting air into the car tyres - I had to do it in case somehow, miraculously an air bubble would escape the car tyre inflator thingie and get through his skin, into an artery, into his heart and kill him instantly. Then there was the food products, gradually he developed a fear that someone may have tampered with any food that was not packaged in plastic. So he only bought food packaged in plastic, but then would spend hours examining them for needle holes in case someone had injected them prior to him eating them with some kind of poison. Frankly, I a batman belt would have been more than welcome in comparison (ps when I finally saw sense, had spent years trying to get this guy onto medication (needle-phobic and afraid of choking on tablets so that was a no-go), and dumped him and he had a complete nervous breakdown on the kitchen floor of my mother's house, his own mother instead of sending him for professional help, sent him to some monk, who lived alone in a cave, so that, as you can imagine really helped his mental illness and with our breakup. Not sure why I'm sharing this, I guess it's kind of comi-tragic really. OMG That's crazy!! Sounds like he suffers from an extreme case of extreme irrational paranoia. The second one suffers from something similar. Where do you meet these guys? The story about this man's mom sending him to a monk instead of a doctor really takes the cake.
paddington bear Posted May 2, 2009 Posted May 2, 2009 All those stories was the one guy...maybe he had multiple personality disorder too, hee hee.
IcemanJB Posted May 2, 2009 Posted May 2, 2009 Wow this is good stuff! Is he from Madison, specifically the State Street area? There are some WEIRD people there. I mean WEIRD. This guy would fit right in.
Author dreamergrl Posted May 2, 2009 Author Posted May 2, 2009 Whoever said I was mean, you didn't have to sit in a movie theater with him loudly telling people that he, batman, could rid off evil! And yeah, he could easily fit in with the Madison crowd.
Author dreamergrl Posted May 2, 2009 Author Posted May 2, 2009 Oh come on...it's funny, it depends on the guy's personality, some guys could carry off a batman belt with such confidence at the ridiculousness of it, in fact wearing it because they find it funny themselves - the batman belt IMO wouldn't have been a deal breaker if the guy wearing it had been a different kind of guy. What about thongs? I ended up finding out that a guy was wearing an eensie weensie black thong when we got together...I would normally consider myself quite tolerant of others fashion and other faux pas, however, the thong was a complete turn-off and deal-breaker for me (at least it was black and not leopardprint..) This has happened to me too. Only the guy tried dancing in them. Yikes
mortensorchid Posted May 3, 2009 Posted May 3, 2009 That's funny! What's even funnier is that I have a Batman belt buckle and I'm not ashamed! Well, maybe a little after reading THIS story, but he does sound like a bit of a nerd just based on this story. Which is funny, and not in a mean way.
Author dreamergrl Posted May 3, 2009 Author Posted May 3, 2009 That's funny! What's even funnier is that I have a Batman belt buckle and I'm not ashamed! Well, maybe a little after reading THIS story, but he does sound like a bit of a nerd just based on this story. Which is funny, and not in a mean way. But I bet you don't call yourself Batman in public
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