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This is brilliant. My little sister just informed me that my ex is dating the cosmetic surgeon who attended after her accident. The dude proposed already.

 

Bullf*ckingsh*t. Didn't see that one coming.

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What kind of ass proposes after a couple weeks? I wish Amy the best. But I'm still glad they won't be having sex anytime soon. What kind of ass proposes without having sex first?

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That sounds friggin bizarre. Sounds like a rush to disaster to me. What makes you think they aren't doin the deed though? I don't get how you got that.

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My ex would wait even if there were no stitches or wounds to heal.

 

We waited. I didn't even mind. I would have waited forever for her.

 

Wow. I just remembered I basically proposed 2 weeks in. I wanted her to meet my family. I said I wanted her near me for the rest of my life.

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