BoredPerson Posted June 7, 2009 Posted June 7, 2009 Girls don't like me because I am angry and I am a very bad person because I do not like fat overweight women. Being nice is not going to help you. Some people just get all of the loving and others like me have to be lonely forever so I will eat McDonalds to be happy.
purgatori Posted June 7, 2009 Posted June 7, 2009 How would you describe your outward appearance ? I'm not being judgemental . See my avatar. Apart from that, I am a skinny guy -- the polar opposite of "Mike86", and glad of it... though obviously, I'd rather not be any kind of guy, given the choice.
Mike86 Posted June 7, 2009 Posted June 7, 2009 When it boils down it doesn't matter what you are. It's all about confidence. If have confidence then nothing else matters. There are some fugly dudes out there that have great looking girls. Why? Because they're confident. You could be a legless fat guy selling hot dogs on the corner and still get a girl's phone number if he's confident enough. Maybe a bj too if he plays his cards right.
BoredPerson Posted June 8, 2009 Posted June 8, 2009 I think women should be ignored when they are being attention seekers.
Shygirl15 Posted June 8, 2009 Posted June 8, 2009 When it boils down it doesn't matter what you are. It's all about confidence. If have confidence then nothing else matters. There are some fugly dudes out there that have great looking girls. Why? Because they're confident. You could be a legless fat guy selling hot dogs on the corner and still get a girl's phone number if he's confident enough. Maybe a bj too if he plays his cards right. I don't think so. It's never just one thing but a combination of many; confidence, physical features, personality, and status, just to name a few.
Mary3 Posted June 8, 2009 Posted June 8, 2009 Girls don't like me because I am angry and I am a very bad person because I do not like fat overweight women. Being nice is not going to help you. Some people just get all of the loving and others like me have to be lonely forever so I will eat McDonalds to be happy. Are you a big guy ?
Taramere Posted June 8, 2009 Posted June 8, 2009 You could be a legless fat guy selling hot dogs on the corner and still get a girl's phone number if he's confident enough. Maybe a bj too if he plays his cards right. That's quite an image. Perhaps Loveshack could create a little indie film from this, to inspire guys further in the "how to be a cocky fellow who gets blow jobs regardless of any disadvantages life may have dealt him" quest. Here's the hero (you have to imagine a little platform on wheels underneath the torso). Here comes the heroine, as the music starts to play. What opening line should the hero use in order to get things rolling?
grogster Posted June 8, 2009 Posted June 8, 2009 For a mere bj, I'd roll my cart over to the fair lass, swallow two or three hot dogs whole, wipe the mustard off my chin (along with the weiner drool),look at her and commandingly shout this Swiftian epigram: "When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him." That should do the trick. She'd be on her knees in no time.
Taramere Posted June 8, 2009 Posted June 8, 2009 For a mere bj, I'd roll my cart over to the fair lass, swallow two or three hot dogs whole, wipe the mustard off my chin (along with the weiner drool),look at her and commandingly shout this Swiftian epigram: "When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him." That should do the trick. She'd be on her knees in no time. Let's see..... Reaction She doesn't look impressed, but you seem to have caught the interest of the woman in the yellow shirt.
grogster Posted June 8, 2009 Posted June 8, 2009 Let's see..... Reaction She doesn't look impressed, but you seem to have caught the interest of the woman in the yellow shirt. Mustard yellow.
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