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Yes I have read some of his previous topics.

No, I don't find it entertaining...I have better things to do.

I do find the poor attitude shown to the OP and the virtual 'high fives' some of you are giving each other sad though. You're giving him the negative attention he wants.

If you don't like this guy or find him irritable, offensive and annoying...just ignore him :rolleyes:

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Train wreck syndrome.

 

Funny thing is, I'll bet I went without a GF for many more years than the OP has and I couldn't imagine myself complaining about it the way I read here. It's not the girls <nor my looks>, as I found out :)

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Yes I have read some of his previous topics.

No, I don't find it entertaining...I have better things to do.

I do find the poor attitude shown to the OP and the virtual 'high fives' some of you are giving each other sad though. You're giving him the negative attention he wants.

If you don't like this guy or find him irritable, offensive and annoying...just ignore him :rolleyes:

 

Ah, one with poor taste for entertainment.

 

No matter, it is acquired. Takes time and FULL involvement with it to cultivate, I believe.

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wow, such helpful responses :sick:

 

glad some of you have such interesting lives you find this entertaining ;)

What can I say the Views not on for another 12 hours I needed some mindless dribble in the mean time...

 

Seriously lino Id be more then happy to help Bored Person heck I tried but he did nothing but insult me for my efforts.

 

So now he can get stuffed I think its fair enough go a head and try for yourself by all means..

 

You will ether be insulted or what ever advice you give will be completely ignored he has no respect for any one here why should he be shown any?..

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Bored....3 words....mail order bride.

 

Perfect solution to your problem....you talk about how hard you work, so you must have money. They are usually good looking and don't give a crap what you look like.

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Bored....3 words....mail order bride.

 

Perfect solution to your problem....you talk about how hard you work, so you must have money. They are usually good looking and don't give a crap what you look like.

High Five!! says Borat lol... :p

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Lino , wouldn't be too hard on us, most of the posters here, myself included, have on numerous occasions tried to help Bored. We have all learnt that he does not want help, he wants the negative attention he gets from being argumentative and trying to start fights. Occasionally our 'nice' side gets the better of us and we try again, only to have reams of hateful stuff thrown back at us.

 

Maybe we are doing to the right thing, if BP needs the negative attention which he seems to, what would happen to him if he didn't get any ?

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You will ether be insulted or what ever advice you give will be completely ignored he has no respect for any one here why should he be shown any?..

Hmm, yes, I see that he has completely ignored my offer of advice, along with other's advice. So, he cannot be serious about truly wanting help. He is merely using this thread as his daily blog.

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Bored....3 words....mail order bride.

 

Perfect solution to your problem....you talk about how hard you work, so you must have money. They are usually good looking and don't give a crap what you look like.

 

And then they dump you once they learn the language of your country, attain citizenship, and sue you for divorce and half your assets and income... then they move on to the man of their choice... good luck with mail order brides! = Fake brides!!!

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And then they dump you once they learn the language of your country, attain citizenship, and sue you for divorce and half your assets and income... then they move on to the man of their choice... good luck with mail order brides! = Fake brides!!!

 

Love has a steep price for those without any readily apparent redeeming qualities.

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That's not always true Athena. I've knows a few (usually from asian countries) that have worked out well.

 

It was mostly tongue in cheek.....he obviously just wants us to say "oh poor ugly guy" and feel bad for being "shallow" or whatever. He stated he sees women as walking tits and vaginas that are stupid and "less than" men....I don't care if he goes on extreme makeover....he's still never going to find someone that cares about him with that attitude.

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Hmm, yes, I see that he has completely ignored my offer of advice, along with other's advice. So, he cannot be serious about truly wanting help. He is merely using this thread as his daily blog.

 

Not so sure about the blog thing. Every new post of his that I read, I'm leaning more and more towards TROLL instead. :cool: A very well-played one, I must add.

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I feel better now. I think a lot of the girls at work like me. So I just need to get to know girls better and show them how good I am. I think they like me because they can see what a good person I am in real life whereas other girls are more shallow and focused only on looks.

 

Also I went to a massage parlour .... lol.... so I feel a lot better now.

 

I'd like to say thankyou to all of the people that tried to offer advice. To Athena, there is no way I am posting a picture of myself to anyone, that woujld be attached to this thread. Sorry, not happening, but thanks for the offer.

 

I know that I am only average looking and that a lot of hot girls won't like me but I have come to understand that :

 

1) There are plently of spoiled whores who will fool around with me for a bit of money because they're too lazy to get real jobs.

 

2) I might be ugly but there are parts of me women will find attractive. I have a lot of charm and I am very intelligent and good humoured. I can make up for poor looks by being manly and tall.

 

I think I will ask out the religious girl when I see her next because I think it would be easiest to start a relationship with her as we'd both be equally emotionally retarded. That and she is a very quite girl. She might say yes and then we can go out for coffee and talk about Jesus so I can discover if she is a nut bag or not.

 

Finally I feel very sorry for all the people who use my thread to attack me. That you are so small and petty you gang up on a person who was clearly disturbed and just wanted to be heard speaks volumes about your own character. Maybe if you post your own thread about your issues you can see what it is like when six or seven people appear on your thread and start trolling it, then they call you a troll.

 

I can't help if you are overweight, you should just go for a walk around the block or something.

 

I feel much better now and I hope that in a week or two weeks or a few days time I don't feel horrible again and start making crazy posts about the obvious reasons why girls don't like me.

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They see me trollin'. They hatin'. Scrollin', tryin' to catch me typin' dirty!

 

Fixed that for you.

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Fixed that for you.

 

lmao! :laugh:

 

Anyways, BP: are you in the States? If so, are you in the Midwest? I will go out for a beer with you if you are. I'm not amazing with women, but I know how to talk to girls. I've dated some very attractive, funny, intelligent girls before, and I guarantee you it's not because I'm 5'6" tall (er, short) and pale. :laugh: I want to see first hand how you behave around them.

 

Recently my self-confidence was lacking because of a few things in my life, and that in turn affected how I treated others (women too), which caused them to not be as interested, which affected my confidence, etc...it's a spiral effect, I'm telling you. Then a few weeks ago, I just decided to not worry as much anymore. I "faked it until I made it" confidence-wise. Sure enough, my roommates were being a lot more friendly to me, cute girls in class were talking to me more, I was getting numbers at the bar, even the ex has been contacting me more, etc.

 

Did I change how I looked? HELL NO. I changed my outlook on my "problems", which really aren't a big deal compared to other things in this world.

 

Again, if you're anywhere near my area, I'd like to get a beer with you. Honestly.

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BP.....Did you get a happy ending at that massage parlor?

 

Glad you've found some women that like you, maybe one will be up to your standards.

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I feel better now. I think a lot of the girls at work like me. So I just need to get to know girls better and show them how good I am. I think they like me because they can see what a good person I am in real life whereas other girls are more shallow and focused only on looks.

 

Also I went to a massage parlour .... lol.... so I feel a lot better now.

 

I'd like to say thankyou to all of the people that tried to offer advice. To Athena, there is no way I am posting a picture of myself to anyone, that woujld be attached to this thread. Sorry, not happening, but thanks for the offer.

 

I know that I am only average looking and that a lot of hot girls won't like me but I have come to understand that :

 

1) There are plently of spoiled whores who will fool around with me for a bit of money because they're too lazy to get real jobs.

 

2) I might be ugly but there are parts of me women will find attractive. I have a lot of charm and I am very intelligent and good humoured. I can make up for poor looks by being manly and tall.

 

I think I will ask out the religious girl when I see her next because I think it would be easiest to start a relationship with her as we'd both be equally emotionally retarded. That and she is a very quite girl. She might say yes and then we can go out for coffee and talk about Jesus so I can discover if she is a nut bag or not.

 

Finally I feel very sorry for all the people who use my thread to attack me. That you are so small and petty you gang up on a person who was clearly disturbed and just wanted to be heard speaks volumes about your own character. Maybe if you post your own thread about your issues you can see what it is like when six or seven people appear on your thread and start trolling it, then they call you a troll.

 

I can't help if you are overweight, you should just go for a walk around the block or something.

 

I feel much better now and I hope that in a week or two weeks or a few days time I don't feel horrible again and start making crazy posts about the obvious reasons why girls don't like me.

 

I don't know a real job might be easier than getting some guy off for a couple of bucks. That has got to be one of the hardest jobs on the planet. They earn every dime. :D

 

religious girls are emotionally retarded? That isn't nice.

 

Why not just mail order a bride that doesn't speak any english and that has only eaten a cup of rice each month dropped by the red cross helicopter...... she would appreciate and respect you that way......... well at least for a few months.

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I don't know a real job might be easier than getting some guy off for a couple of bucks. That has got to be one of the hardest jobs on the planet. They earn every dime. :D

 

religious girls are emotionally retarded? That isn't nice.

 

Why not just mail order a bride that doesn't speak any english and that has only eaten a cup of rice each month dropped by the red cross helicopter...... she would appreciate and respect you that way......... well at least for a few months.

 

Pffft I have more respect for women than most people here because I treat them as people and as equals and not as some diva that has elevated status over a man.

 

All these feminist lesbians will want to take advantage of men and make a situation benefit women, well that is defeatist in the end because the men that hold the power won't be bullied by that sort of nonsense. Which will only lead to the exploitation of women, while being use to harm men. Exactly what we're seeing in todays society.

 

So all those feminists can just go on a march and burn their undies for all I care.

 

Women are different to men and as such have a different role to play in society. We are all free to make choices and there are some desires a man has that he should not be ashamed of.

 

I want to bang a hot chick and I don't care about girls if they are not pretty. That is normal. Women are the ones the need to put out and go for the uglier mates not men because we don't get pregnant or require support and we're not the weaker sex. Women are the ones expected to take on that role.

 

So when I have job security, in a good job, and I am tall I expect to be able to get a woman with half decent legs. All of you feminists who don't like that need to toughen up and understand that is how the world works, and you can't have it all your own way.

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I feel better now. I think a lot of the girls at work like me. So I just need to get to know girls better and show them how good I am. I think they like me because they can see what a good person I am in real life whereas other girls are more shallow and focused only on looks.

 

Also I went to a massage parlour .... lol.... so I feel a lot better now.

 

I'd like to say thankyou to all of the people that tried to offer advice. To Athena, there is no way I am posting a picture of myself to anyone, that woujld be attached to this thread. Sorry, not happening, but thanks for the offer.

 

I know that I am only average looking and that a lot of hot girls won't like me but I have come to understand that :

 

1) There are plently of spoiled whores who will fool around with me for a bit of money because they're too lazy to get real jobs.

 

2) I might be ugly but there are parts of me women will find attractive. I have a lot of charm and I am very intelligent and good humoured. I can make up for poor looks by being manly and tall.

 

I think I will ask out the religious girl when I see her next because I think it would be easiest to start a relationship with her as we'd both be equally emotionally retarded. That and she is a very quite girl. She might say yes and then we can go out for coffee and talk about Jesus so I can discover if she is a nut bag or not.

 

Finally I feel very sorry for all the people who use my thread to attack me. That you are so small and petty you gang up on a person who was clearly disturbed and just wanted to be heard speaks volumes about your own character. Maybe if you post your own thread about your issues you can see what it is like when six or seven people appear on your thread and start trolling it, then they call you a troll.

 

I can't help if you are overweight, you should just go for a walk around the block or something.

 

I feel much better now and I hope that in a week or two weeks or a few days time I don't feel horrible again and start making crazy posts about the obvious reasons why girls don't like me.

Dude stop playing the victim no one saut you out to attack you. You on the other hand did and then you whine when people gave it back to you I suggest you take along walk yourself... I hate hypocrites ive never been attacked in a thread why cause im nice to people I have respect for them and myself something you lack :rolleyes:

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Pffft I have more respect for women than most people here because

 

Wait for it.

 

....WAIT FOR IT.

 

There is one girl at work. She does something stupid to do with something that isn't related to what I do so therefore I don't care
I don't talk to women like that in real life it is just that the ones here are usually feminists who hate men..
I'm sorry that you are overweight and that no one wants you because you are overweight. There is also another reason and that is because you actually are very bitter and you hate men
Men are more visual creatures that women and we do not like women that are fat
You could jus lose weight and your problems would be over. So instead of yelling at me and getting all idignant because you are upset about your own life why don't you put down the BBQ chicken and hit the gym.
No I am not fat but I look like him in all other ways an peter griffin isn't fat because 'fat men aren't fat only fat women are fat'.
even fat women can get dates because some men are desperate.
She has to be sexy enough that I want to have sex with her and would be proud to show her to my friends but that is all.
'Don't idolise women'. I don't, I know she is nothing but a pair of breasts and a vagina all she is is her looks.... she probably doesn't even go to schoo
There are certain teams where I work that it is more or less compulsary to be a hot chick with big tits.
That guy is just liike a girl in a miniskirt and a push up bra telling eeryone how her 36 year old girlfriend loves her for who she is !! and not because she is hot.
He doesn't understand that even if he can draw interest the girl won't take it further unless she finds him attractive.
This guy might think that his girlfriend loves him for his clever wit and deep intelligence but I can assure you that she thinks he has a cute ass instead.
Girls are so shallow.
Yeah right girls are liars and everyone knows that they lie all the time about everything.
Like when I see a hot chick I start to think of all these other wonderful qualities of hers thinking it is her wonderful personality that makes her attractive. That is not the case, it is her awesome sexy body that makes her attractive that makes me think good things about the rest of her.
Yes, when I see a fit young 21 year old girl in a miniskirt I think to myself ' I want to smash her box'
I don't really care if she is boring in bed as long as she lets me bang her every night
religious chicks are told not to deny their husbands sex. If I needed a BJ I'd just have to go visit the pro's like normal married men do.
I stared at this one girl, and she looked back in a nice way, like a horny nice way. Then she brushed up against me to get past, and I felt her boob.
Then she dug her hip into 'me' and I grabbed her by the waist,
it was kind of hard to grasp if I was molesting this girl or if she was interested.
Another girl I walked up to and I said 'what is your name?' before she could answer I said 'is it gorgeous'
There are plently of spoiled whores who will fool around with me for a bit of money because they're too lazy to get real jobs.
She might say yes and then we can go out for coffee and talk about Jesus so I can discover if she is a nut bag or not.
All these feminist lesbians will want to take advantage of men and make a situation benefit women, well that is defeatist in the end because the men that hold the power won't be bullied by that sort of nonsense.
Women are different to men and as such have a different role to play in society.
I want to bang a hot chick and I don't care about girls if they are not pretty.
Women are the ones the need to put out and go for the uglier mates not men because we don't get pregnant or require support and we're not the weaker sex. Women are the ones expected to take on that role.
I expect to be able to get a woman with half decent legs. All of you feminists who don't like that need to toughen up and understand that is how the world works, and you can't have it all your own way.
I'll let all that speak for itself.
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All of you feminists who don't like that need to toughen up and understand that is how the world works, and you can't have it all your own way.

 

So how's the real world working out for you BP?

 

Last I heard, it sucked. :lmao:

 

On the other hand, lots of us 'man-hating feminists' who 'can't handle the real world' are getting lots of good sex (with hot, successful men!), or good dates, or are just plain happy with themselves and life. ;)

 

Keep it up bro!

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So how's the real world working out for you BP?

 

Last I heard, it sucked. :lmao:

 

On the other hand, lots of us 'man-hating feminists' who 'can't handle the real world' are getting lots of good sex (with hot, successful men!), or good dates, or are just plain happy with themselves and life. ;)

 

Keep it up bro!

 

Yeah right, which is why you post on LS about how you are overweight and that you hate men.

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Does noone else here see the obviousness of this guy?

 

A) He really acts like this...people on loveshack have tried to assist him since he came here asking for help why he hasn't had a GF ever in his life.

 

B) This guy's name is "BoredPerson"...

 

Let me derail for a second. Why do internet trolls "troll" forums? Because they are bored, insecure, egotistical jerks who hide behind the anonymonity of the internet in order to get their jollies. Take away the anonymonity and they wouldn't do half the **** they said they would do.

 

Honestly folks, I'll bring back the age old internet meme and hopefully that'll kill this thread.

 

"Don't feed the trolls"

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Does noone else here see the obviousness of this guy?

 

A) He really acts like this...people on loveshack have tried to assist him since he came here asking for help why he hasn't had a GF ever in his life.

 

B) This guy's name is "BoredPerson"...

 

Let me derail for a second. Why do internet trolls "troll" forums? Because they are bored, insecure, egotistical jerks who hide behind the anonymonity of the internet in order to get their jollies. Take away the anonymonity and they wouldn't do half the **** they said they would do.

 

Honestly folks, I'll bring back the age old internet meme and hopefully that'll kill this thread.

 

"Don't feed the trolls"

 

 

I was thoroughly convinced when I said he was either a troll or stupid that the guy is just trolling. It still amuses me, and gives me something to do during the slow hours at my job.

 

Come on, who doesn't know this guy is a troll? NO ONE is really this stupid.

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I can't believe that civilized, classy human beings can come on a forum and become catty, argumentative, sarcastic and just plain mean to each other. I was never taught about this sort of thing in my psychology classes so I'll need to go back to school to understand this. Meantime, if you can't be nice and address the original post IN ANY THREAD directly then please don't post in our forums...that's one of the rules you agreed to when you registered.

 

Meantime, I cannot let this thread go on. It's long enough and I hope the OP got a little bit of the support, feedback or understanding that he/she sought.

 

Many thanks!

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