unsureofwhatsahead Posted April 15, 2009 Posted April 15, 2009 My girl is a virgin, well, WAS a virgin Lucky me right? Anyway, we're about to have sex for the n-th time last night, and low and behold, getting a Durex condom on is like having to do your own brain surgery. I've been having sex for six years, and usually use the Trojans in the orange wrapper. Previous partner loved those. Anyway, here I am, got this hot little 19 year old next to me, all naked and s***. I go to put the condom on and it rolls down half way. That's it. I'm frustrated, my dick is loosing blood every second, and I'm starting to get a little embarassed. I sit up, throw the condom away and try a second, same thing!!!! By this point I have a limp noodle and a very disappointed girlfriend. I'm upset, roll over, and then decide to take a shower. My baby is so understanding, she's sweet, we go out and watch some SNL. I get frisky, because, well I didn't get laid! So I'm feeling on her, ya know, and getting ready. She blows me for a minute and then I try again. Condom stops halfway!!!!! So finally, I take the tapered edge and pull it down and it snaps on me like a rubberband (didn't break, just snapped against me) GOD IT HURT! But, story has a silver lining. It was on, covered enough of my dick to get going, and had a GREAT lay! Now if only I could get the fact she has jacked off two other dicks and sucked a third out of my head, I would be so perfectly happy. Any ideas?
Mahatma Posted April 15, 2009 Posted April 15, 2009 What exactly is the reason for your posting of this thread? I am also going to call BS on this, mostly since you left out the whole part about how having sex with a virgin is NOT something that would be referred to as a "great lay." Clearly you haven't had sex with a virgin, or you have a very small member.
Enema Posted April 15, 2009 Posted April 15, 2009 Not all women are the same Mahatma. I've had sex with only one virgin but it was a painless experience for her and she was pretty wild. Something to prove perhaps. She was the daughter of a taekwondo instructor and had been doing it for a decade so that was probably why she had no pain issues. Anyway, to the OP: Grow up. Retroactive jealousy is pathetic.
Mahatma Posted April 15, 2009 Posted April 15, 2009 Anyway, to the OP: Grow up. Retroactive jealousy is pathetic. ahhh it wasn't until you said this that I understood that last line of his.
missdependant Posted April 15, 2009 Posted April 15, 2009 ooooookay???? solution: buy different condoms. you sound like a winner. i am kind of hoping that condoms never work to your advantage.. and your girlfriend loses her virginity to someone with a little more decency.
CandyGirlXO Posted April 15, 2009 Posted April 15, 2009 Now if only I could get the fact she has jacked off two other dicks and sucked a third out of my head, I would be so perfectly happy. Any ideas? UMMM you have had sex for 6 years, and she just messed around with other guys before you, get over it. The older you get MOST women have experience. Me for example have had 4 serious relationships... I am 26. Thats the way life is.
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