Queen of Hearts Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 I have been touched by his Noodly Appendage. Also, has anyone seen ? Fantastic documentry. Discuss, please.
Tony T Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 I firmly believe that all men came directly from the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM). This happened in the very distant pasta. The FSM is the sauce of all life on the planet and I thought most people knew that. I know the first time I saw the FSM monster in the air, I thought He had a lot of penises dangling from this body...but upon closer examination they were just a bunch of loose hanging Spaghetti's dancing in the wind as he flew through the air. As for Bill Maher, I respect his movie but know there is only ONE true religion of which I personally belong. That's the frysbyterians. We believe that when you die they toss your soul up towards the heavens and it gets stuck on somebody's roof. Bill Maher is a smart man and may be onto something. However, he's got a lot of nerve challenging these people who raise millions of dollars each year by claiming they are the second coming. Personally, I am happy just coming the first time.
Author Queen of Hearts Posted April 3, 2009 Author Posted April 3, 2009 I firmly believe that all men came directly from the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM). This happened in the very distant pasta. The FSM is the sauce of all life on the planet and I thought most people knew that. I know the first time I saw the FSM monster in the air, I thought He had a lot of penises dangling from this body...but upon closer examination they were just a bunch of loose hanging Spaghetti's dancing in the wind as he flew through the air. As for Bill Maher, I respect his movie but know there is only ONE true religion of which I personally belong. That's the frysbyterians. We believe that when you die they toss your soul up towards the heavens and it gets stuck on somebody's roof. Bill Maher is a smart man and may be onto something. However, he's got a lot of nerve challenging these people who raise millions of dollars each year by claiming they are the second coming. Personally, I am happy just coming the first time. I think I love you. Will you Marry me, even though I am a devout Pirate?
Tony T Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 ...Will you Marry me, even though I am a devout Pirate? Maybe tomorrow...right now I have a headache!
Author Queen of Hearts Posted April 3, 2009 Author Posted April 3, 2009 Gah, so typical of you Frysbyterians. That is why we Pastafarians need to stick with our own kind :bunny:
Trojan John Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 I and I Pastafari. I saw the documentary and I was frightened, amused, shocked, amused again, and tired -- in that order.
JamesM Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 Gah, so typical of you Frysbyterians. That is why we Pastafarians need to stick with our own kind :bunny: I believe that you shall. It appears that Bill Maher and you shall spend eternity together.
Trojan John Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 I believe that you shall. It appears that Bill Maher and you shall spend eternity together. Either way, there will be plenty of beer and hookers to go around.
quankanne Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 sorry, I just can't wrap my head around a religion whose deity makes me want to grate some Parmesan cheese on him and gobble him up. oh, wait ... a few of the guys here make me have that urge, too
westernxer Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 Saw that in the theaters. Was disappointed he didn't mention His Noodly Appendage.
IrishCarBomb Posted April 4, 2009 Posted April 4, 2009 Maher is an ass, but he's an ass that makes a very good point sometimes.
FleshNBones Posted April 8, 2009 Posted April 8, 2009 What is the modern day church? It is a product from more than a thousand years of faith, devotion, and sacrifice. What is the Flying Spaghetti Monster? It is a product of extreme cynicism.
disgracian Posted April 8, 2009 Posted April 8, 2009 And both have the same amount of supporting evidence for their supernatural claims. Which is, when you think about it, the entire point of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Cheers, D.
FleshNBones Posted April 8, 2009 Posted April 8, 2009 And both have the same amount of supporting evidence for their supernatural claims. Which is, when you think about it, the entire point of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Cheers, D.I don't think there could ever be enough evidence for people like you. Why bother? Extreme cynicism is not the same as healthy skepticism.
Trojan John Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 Empirical evidence, not circumstantial or conjectural.
disgracian Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 I don't think there could ever be enough evidence for people like you. Why bother? Extreme cynicism is not the same as healthy skepticism. Try making one post without resorting to ad hominems and I might care what you have to say. Cheers, D.
Bluebird In My Heart Posted April 10, 2009 Posted April 10, 2009 I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Lo! When an issue weighs heavily on my spirit, I give it up to the Noodly Appendage. The healing powers are immense. I always end up feeling much better afterward.
Trialbyfire Posted April 10, 2009 Posted April 10, 2009 As a Spagnostic, I still say RAmen to Pastafarians!
westernxer Posted April 10, 2009 Posted April 10, 2009 What is the Flying Spaghetti Monster? It is a product of extreme cynicism. I curse your pot with soggy pasta!
Island Girl Posted April 10, 2009 Posted April 10, 2009 As a Spagnostic, I still say RAmen to Pastafarians! Yes RAmen Pastafarians! Do not fear the arival of His Royal Noodleness! Do not be Alfredo!
Trialbyfire Posted April 10, 2009 Posted April 10, 2009 Yes RAmen Pastafarians! Do not fear the arival of His Royal Noodleness! Do not be Alfredo! I cannot deny sauceredness or the Chef!
Island Girl Posted April 10, 2009 Posted April 10, 2009 I cannot deny sauceredness or the Chef! Boyardee I love this thread!
Trialbyfire Posted April 10, 2009 Posted April 10, 2009 Boyardee I love this thread! I say RAmen to that! May the greatness of His Noodly Appendage touch you and often!
FleshNBones Posted April 12, 2009 Posted April 12, 2009 Try making one post without resorting to ad hominems and I might care what you have to say. Cheers, D.No shirt no shoes, no service. No honesty, no debate.
disgracian Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 Gosh, you couldn't even respond to a request for no ad homs without another one. Run along now. Cheers, D.
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