alphamale Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 I guess that depends alpha.. Have you seen his porn ? no i haven't and its sad that all porn guy has to offer is pornography...he'll be sleeping alone for quite some time
Loxx Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 I'd like to know what men think they offer or bring to the table in a relationship? Alot of friends have been focused about what men think women offer. I am curious to see what men think they offer to a relationship. PENIS
Sibyl Vane Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 no i haven't and its sad that all porn guy has to offer is pornography...he'll be sleeping alone for quite some time Poor porn guy.
mr.dream merchant Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 Lol. I offer leg shaking orgasms and some good tongue work. Yeah I'm a nice guy, and a bad boy, but that **** doesn't really come off as a rare commodity to women anyways.
Cherry Blossom 35 Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 some good tongue work. That is hard to find. Great skill to have. Be proud of that and make sure she appreciates it. :p
mr.dream merchant Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 That is hard to find. Great skill to have. Be proud of that and make sure she appreciates it. :p Yeah I've honed it will pretty well. There's a spot on her clit that drives her crazy. I just write her love letters with the tip of my tongue on that spot. She usually doesn't make it to my signature but the one time she did I swear to god she was going to faint it was really intense.
Porn_Guy Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 Poor porn guy. oh, i can offer something after all - i make a pretty good door mat
Cherry Blossom 35 Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 Yeah I've honed it will pretty well. There's a spot on her clit that drives her crazy. I just write her love letters with the tip of my tongue on that spot. She usually doesn't make it to my signature but the one time she did I swear to god she was going to faint it was really intense. Ooohh...that is so hot.
Author Jersey Shortie Posted April 3, 2009 Author Posted April 3, 2009 oh, i can offer something after all - i make a pretty good door mat There is a special girl out there for you yet.
MN randomguy Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 What I have to offer, Tall, Dark, Reasonably handsome. Honest, faithful, employed, intelligent, good listener. My belief system and set of values are an asset to a woman who shares them. Funny sometimes, depending on your sense of humor. I smell good and have been told I look good in boot cut jeans. D + D free. Minimal baggage. Oh, and a large penis
sumdude Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 To the right woman... everything I'm capable of giving.
gopher Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 To the women of LS, I offer decent grammar, short posts, a dry sense of humor and a dull avatar.
johan Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 While I have many things a woman would be interested in, I'm not actually offering anything at all. Definitely not until I figure out whether she's worth being with. The question I have is what does she have to offer. I'm sick of wasting my time.
alphamale Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 While I have many things a woman would be interested in, I'm not actually offering anything at all. Definitely not until I figure out whether she's worth being with. The question I have is what does she have to offer. I'm sick of wasting my time. all parties have to bring something to the table, even if its a box of donuts
Sibyl Vane Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 all parties have to bring something to the table, even if its a box of donuts Perhaps that was one of the many things he has? That and home made pasta.
johan Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 all parties have to bring something to the table, even if its a box of donuts That's a fact, Jack. It better be a nice box, too.
alphamale Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 Perhaps that was one of the many things he has? That and home made pasta. no, i think there is something more sinister up his robotic sleve
Sibyl Vane Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 That's a fact, Jack. It better be a nice box, too. A nice box is always important.
collegekid491 Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 I gotta laugh at the sappy answers, its the romantic answer... but its not that REAL answer. It's like going into a job interview and saying its my calling... its a pleasant answer, but they want something solid, something factual. I bring: 1)creativity 2)romance 3)humor 4)security 5)down to earth 6)really, ridiculously, good looks lol 7)and the ability bring her EXTREME pleasure
stepka Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 Mm, mm, sounds like some fine men here, but porn guy, you're going to have to try a bit harder--i've got the lyrics to "Baby come and spend some time with Mr Wrong" going thru my head.
Woggle Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 I am an honest men and will go to any length to look out for the people I care about. Plus I am willing to try almost anything new and women seem to like that quality.
IcemanJB Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 A nice box is always important. Truer words have never been spoken.
alphamale Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 i offer tasty indian food. tandoori chicken, keema aloo, koftas, daal makhni, bhindi bhajii, gobi sahlan, lamb korma, muttar paneer, samosas, pakoras, assorted chutneys, fresh naan and basmati rice.
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