wannawanna Posted March 30, 2009 Posted March 30, 2009 I don't know what to do at ths point. It's been over 2 weeks ago that my husband had to attend a funeral back home and I stayed home with our two kids. I took my kids over to my mother's will I saw my boyfriend. My damn husband lied about what time he was coming home, so I did not have time to clean the sheets and that's how it all began. My husband detests dirty sheets and he asked me what was on there and I told him I was cleaning some of our stuff while on the bed. Unbeknown to me, he kept those sheets aside and did a semen test on it and now because of that we are on the rocks. I told him it was probably his own damn semen because he relieves himself in our bed sometimes. So now, he's going to get a DNA sample on top of it. I tried to get the sheets and he has them locked up or hidden somewhere. What other excuse can I give for this? I have even blamed the baby.
Tabuu Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 I don't know what to do at ths point. It's been over 2 weeks ago that my husband had to attend a funeral back home and I stayed home with our two kids. I took my kids over to my mother's will I saw my boyfriend. My damn husband lied about what time he was coming home, so I did not have time to clean the sheets and that's how it all began. My husband detests dirty sheets and he asked me what was on there and I told him I was cleaning some of our stuff while on the bed. Unbeknown to me, he kept those sheets aside and did a semen test on it and now because of that we are on the rocks. I told him it was probably his own damn semen because he relieves himself in our bed sometimes. So now, he's going to get a DNA sample on top of it. I tried to get the sheets and he has them locked up or hidden somewhere. What other excuse can I give for this? I have even blamed the baby. Busted.....just hope your H, is NOT a violent man. Come clean now.......!!
Darth Vader Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 I don't know what to do at ths point. It's been over 2 weeks ago that my husband had to attend a funeral back home and I stayed home with our two kids. I took my kids over to my mother's will I saw my boyfriend. My damn husband lied about what time he was coming home, so I did not have time to clean the sheets and that's how it all began. My husband detests dirty sheets and he asked me what was on there and I told him I was cleaning some of our stuff while on the bed. Unbeknown to me, he kept those sheets aside and did a semen test on it and now because of that we are on the rocks. I told him it was probably his own damn semen because he relieves himself in our bed sometimes. So now, he's going to get a DNA sample on top of it. I tried to get the sheets and he has them locked up or hidden somewhere. What other excuse can I give for this? I have even blamed the baby. Have you even bothered telling your husband the truth about your BULLCRAP! Blaming your baby?! Your husband needs to toss your sorry butt out! You don't love him! STOP DISREPECTING HIM! He's got to get tested for AIDS now, I hope you're happy for ruining your family's life!
bentnotbroken Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 I smell troll snot. Or is it gas. Either way it is funky. And if it is true. Good for your husband. Resume what you were doing.
boldjack Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 My advice is to go to your local community college and take a creative writing class.
Author wannawanna Posted March 31, 2009 Author Posted March 31, 2009 My advice is to go to your local community college and take a creative writing class. oh, so you want a big fancy story for your own enjoyment? my advice is to take your own advice since it appears you have no goddamn life loser.
boldjack Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 I wouldn't say that I WANTED a big fancy story, just a BETTER one. Thank you so much for your comments.:)
smile123 Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 first off, why would you think of cheating on your husband in the first plac, especially if kids are in the picture? you need to admit to your husband that you've been cheating on him, and then go from there. there is no one else to blame but yourself. if you weren't happy with your husband, why not talk to him or file for a divorce? i know i dont know the whole picture or whether or not you've already tried talking to him, but you're the only one that can fix the situation now
Chrome Barracuda Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 ...It's great that you got caught!!!! now bask in the destruction that you have wrought upon yourself!!!
lostsunsets Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 First, you talk about your husband like he is your enemy. You are actually the enemy of your marriage. Next, if you are telling the truth and you have been busted all I can say is that there is justice. I sincerely hope he that the tests are done, and that he greets you with both the test results and divorce papers.
LakesideDream Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 The joys of science ! If this isn't a hoax it's priceless. Kudo's to the man for doing his due dilligence.
Athena Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 Unbeknown to me, he kept those sheets aside and did a semen test on it and now because of that we are on the rocks. _________________ What other excuse can I give for this? I have even blamed the baby. Urr, wannawanna yes this is the Infidelity section of LS, but that does NOT mean we HELP YOU CHEAT! So -- let me get this straight... your H did a test on your bedsheets and it came out +ve for semen, and you blamed the BABY? A boy baby?
Darth Vader Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 oh, so you want a big fancy story for your own enjoyment? my advice is to take your own advice since it appears you have no goddamn life loser. Loser? Well lady, it takes one to know one! You need to answer for your cheating to your husband. Don't you dare attempt to blameshift it onto him! I have a feeling if you did, he may throw you out a door, or a window, which ever is closest, the way you word his demeanor. You had better be very careful what you say and do to your husband, because if you don't, you might be dead, and even we don't want that! You caused this, it sounds like your husband is more than willing to finish it!
In Like Flynn Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 There are alot of infidelity stories out there!! Just cut and paste. If you come on a site like this with you attempt at a joke of a story....we will see right thru it. Come on!!! A little more effort please!!!
Dexter Morgan Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 I don't know what to do at ths point. It's been over 2 weeks ago that my husband had to attend a funeral back home and I stayed home with our two kids. I took my kids over to my mother's will I saw my boyfriend. My damn husband lied about what time he was coming home, so I did not have time to clean the sheets and that's how it all began. So your husband get home at a different time than he said. He got there earlier. Big deal. Doesn't make him a liar. YOU are the liar. Pot, kettle, black. My husband detests dirty sheets and he asked me what was on there and I told him I was cleaning some of our stuff while on the bed. Unbeknown to me, he kept those sheets aside and did a semen test on it and now because of that we are on the rocks. No, you are on the rocks because you are a cheater. YOU did this, not him. I told him it was probably his own damn semen because he relieves himself in our bed sometimes. Damn, so much contempt for your husband to talk about him like he is an insignificant piece of sh#t. No wonder you are a cheater. You have 0 respect. So now, he's going to get a DNA sample on top of it. I tried to get the sheets and he has them locked up or hidden somewhere. What other excuse can I give for this? You think we are going to give you excuses you can use? What kind of despicable woman are you? I have even blamed the baby. Huh? wannawanna has got to be a troll....in here and in real life.
Dexter Morgan Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 oh, so you want a big fancy story for your own enjoyment? my advice is to take your own advice since it appears you have no goddamn life loser. LOL, coming from a cheater, I'm sure he takes that as a compliment. Hopefully, assuming this is a true story, your husband throws all of your belongings out on the front lawn and kicks your sorry ass out of the house.
2sure Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 He lied to you about when his return flight was? So, he was hoping perhaps to catch you red handed. Failing that, he will have to DNA test the sheets. It sounds to me like he is more concerned with your house keeping skills than any possible infidelity. Simply promise him that you will do your best to keep things clean and nice for him when he comes home.
samsungxoxo Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 Yes the story does seems sort of like a troll to me. Well if it isn't troll then all you got left to do is tell him the truth, nothing more and then see if he wants to work it out with you or not. But why would a husband be so suspicious of his wife unless there were other behaviors he was suspecting for a long time. He might have been playing it out all along until he basically blew it. On top of infidelity issue I get the feeling there is/was something more into it else why would a husband test the sheets for a semen test????
Athena Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Troll, as in Trollop perhaps?! I just searched for the meaning of trollop and BOTH meanings appear to fit OP in this case!
Stunned_To_Disbelief Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Assuming this thread is real, I'd say your best bet is to start packing, look for a place to live. This is not YOUR HUSBANDS FAULT, Obviously your worried that the Semen is NOT HIS or you wouldn't be here. So obviously you were having sex with someone other than him in THE MARITAL BED. Knowing he's a neat-nick you didn't immediately change the sheets after the hanky panky, I'd say you wanted to get caught. Then you have the audacity to come here looking for assistance in hiding your indiscretion, then get angry with those here who dare to identify you as UNREAL? Is That right ? I'd say you tend to fall in the smallest minority of Narcissits on LS.
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