Gold Pile Posted March 28, 2009 Posted March 28, 2009 I was selected (along with 4 others) to attend a 2nd casting call for an extra part in a movie. Rumor had it that Jennifer Anniston would be in it and I hoped to approach her for a date. I showed up 2 hours early so I could scope things out. I found a back road that ran behind the location. I parked my car and climbed a tree, with my binoculars I had a decent view of the location. The biggest star I recognized was a dark haired actress known for her comedy and for usually wearing clothes that hid a hot body. I signed the confidentiality form so I can't say who is in it. Safe to say Jennifer isn't in the movie. But the Jewish comedian/actress was certainly good enough for me, and perhaps less of a long shot. Suddenly I noticed a guy about 20 feet in front of me. The perv was spying on the shoot! I quietly climbed down, hopped in my car and headed for the proper entrance. I notified security of the peeper and they scared him off. It created some commotion and I was able to approach the actress and tell her how I confronted the dangerous perv that was spying on her. She seemed rattled at the news and she thanked me before returning to her trailer. I was still early so I approached a nearby man who was knitting...knitting, ear-rings, highly styled hair, and he spoke with a feminine lisp. These Hollywood types....classics. He proved to be a good source of info about the movie, that actress and things in general. My audition was short and a failure, they picked one of other guys who looked like my twin. They tried to hustle us losers off the set. I asked to use the bathroom (4 porta-potties in a trailer), I slipped out the rear window and headed for the dark haired actress's trailer. I was stopped at her door by the knitter.... all 6'2", 250 pounds of him. He was her bodyguard!, who knew. He somehow knew my audition failed and that I didn't belong on the set. I bolted as he called security. Behind the catering trucks I introduced myself as a producer to 2 would be actresses. I gave them my "neutral" business card. (Cards with my real contact info and a neutral biz name that allows me to claim I'm in any field). One was 30 at most, the other over 35. They both turned on the charm. I made a hasty exit out the main gate when security approached. I drove back to the tree and found the binoculars that I'd left behind. I could see the knitter and the actress talking. I yelled her name and waved. She smiled but the knitter was real angry looking. I yelled that I was justing doing her body-guard's job for him. He was ready to tear through the fence to get me and swearing with that terrible lisp. No calls from the 2 actresses yet, but it's only been a couple of days.
sam light Posted March 28, 2009 Posted March 28, 2009 I was hoping you'd get the role. Maybe you'll make the gag reel. I toyed with the idea of fake busines cards when I was 20 "playboy photagrapher". Or was it age 14? What sort of lies would you tell actresses? They would need to see some "producer stuff" . And if you get her (talk about long shots) how would you end it without a well deserved enemy for life.?
BobSacamento Posted March 28, 2009 Posted March 28, 2009 Haha, a pervy stalker busting another pervy stalker in order to get a shot at Sara Silverman? What do I win?
sam light Posted March 28, 2009 Posted March 28, 2009 Haha, a pervy stalker busting another pervy stalker in order to get a shot at Sara Silverman? What do I win? that's who I was thinking she was too, but couldn't come up with her name.
Author Gold Pile Posted March 29, 2009 Author Posted March 29, 2009 Haha, a pervy stalker busting another pervy stalker in order to get a shot at Sara Silverman? What do I win? one important fact...I was invited to be there, the perv wasn't. Sorry I can't comment on your guess.
Citizen Erased Posted March 29, 2009 Posted March 29, 2009 Hey GP.. too bad you weren't on TMZ.. haha I can always email this to Perez...
MN randomguy Posted March 29, 2009 Posted March 29, 2009 Haha, a pervy stalker busting another pervy stalker in order to get a shot at Sara Silverman? What do I win? one important fact...I was invited to be there, the perv wasn't. Sorry I can't comment on your guess. He says he was invited there. Not denying the being a perv stalker.:lmao:
Author Gold Pile Posted March 30, 2009 Author Posted March 30, 2009 Hey GP.. too bad you weren't on TMZ.. hahaHi Art!, Maybe the perv was with them, but I didn't see a camera.
Author Gold Pile Posted March 31, 2009 Author Posted March 31, 2009 He says he was invited there. Not denying the being a perv stalker.:lmao:Hi Random, Actually I thought I was denying it.
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