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One for the ladies: what do you think the first time you see a man naked?


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No:D I only did it once. I just did it out of pure luck. The idea just popped in my head while showering, so I lathered it up and tried to just "groom" it, but the shaving cream covered up what I was doing. Obviously, it got all messed up, and one side was shaved more than the other and I tried to even it up and then just said screw it because it was fun doing it anyway. I just had no idea of the consequences. I figured it would be like my face, just be sensitive for a few hours.

 

 

???????????

Were you trying to give yourself a landing strip?

 

I guess on a man it could be called a Landing stripe:sick:

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No:D I only did it once. I just did it out of pure luck. The idea just popped in my head while showering, so I lathered it up and tried to just "groom" it, but the shaving cream covered up what I was doing. Obviously, it got all messed up, and one side was shaved more than the other and I tried to even it up and then just said screw it because it was fun doing it anyway. I just had no idea of the consequences. I figured it would be like my face, just be sensitive for a few hours.

 

OMG. [OpenBook stares in wonderment.] It's just such a ... sensitive area for guys. I never dreamed they would tolerate any kind of sharp object around it.

 

Hell, I've never been able to figure out (physiologically) how men can ride bikes.

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So i guess if you gain weight, or you wrinkle then its ok for your SO to walk away. he wanted to date a woman not a Old lady, or cow?

 

Women complain about the very thing they hate so much that men do.

 

I'm merely speaking for myself, and in no part do I represent any other females that might think differently.

And I would pay my partner the same respect of keeping in good physical shape and appearance to accommodate them, as I am doing now. I wouldn't expect them to be over the top neat and prim and allow myself to go as a result. All's fair in love and war, and I think I'm being fair in my ideals.

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OMG. [OpenBook stares in wonderment.]

Hell, I've never been able to figure out (physiologically) how men can ride bikes.

 

LolLOLOL:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

I would think its easier then women.. our junk is kinda in the front so it just kinda rests on the seat!!!

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???????????

Were you trying to give yourself a landing strip?

 

I guess on a man it could be called a Landing stripe:sick:

Can't really say what I was after. It was a work in progress.

 

Openbook: it was just a bic razor for your face. It can't take a testicle off or anything. I'm going to use scissors this time and trust me I'll have a good grip on my penis and have it protected. :)

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Also, never try to get around trimming your nose hair by growing it out until it blends with your moustache.

 

When I was a kid, I used to think moustaches grew from the nose :laugh::sick::o - mind you, I think some men believe that too.....

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:laugh: :laugh:

 

I think if you can braid your butt-crack hair, it might need a slight trim. Otherwise, leave it alone. Also, never try to get around trimming your nose hair by growing it out until it blends with your moustache. Other than that, it's all good.

 

 

OMG... I spit my tea in my screen.. :lmao:

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Jersey Shortie

Usually I am thinking when I see him naked:

 

Omg, I hope he doesn't notice that *insert body part* and how it jiggles

Omg, I hope he likes my boobs

Maybe I should turn around...my butt is better..yeah I should turn around

Omg, stop staring there dude

Omg, look at that adorable little trail of hair from his belly button

Omg, does my hair look alright,

Omg, I hope he likes when I do this

Omg, I didn't give my feet a pedicure

Omg I forgot to floss

Omg, I wonder if he is thinking about another woman right now

I never knew he had a mole there

 

 

:lmao:

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Usually I am thinking when I see him naked:

 

Omg, I hope he doesn't notice that *insert body part* and how it jiggles

Omg, I hope he likes my boobs

Maybe I should turn around...my butt is better..yeah I should turn around

Omg, stop staring there dude

Omg, look at that adorable little trail of hair from his belly button

Omg, does my hair look alright,

Omg, I hope he likes when I do this

Omg, I didn't give my feet a pedicure

Omg I forgot to floss

Omg, I wonder if he is thinking about another woman right now

I never knew he had a mole there

 

 

:lmao:

 

Lol you got a great sense of humor Jersey

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CandyGirlXO
Usually I am thinking when I see him naked:

 

Omg, I hope he doesn't notice that *insert body part* and how it jiggles

Omg, I hope he likes my boobs

Maybe I should turn around...my butt is better..yeah I should turn around

Omg, stop staring there dude

Omg, look at that adorable little trail of hair from his belly button

Omg, does my hair look alright,

Omg, I hope he likes when I do this

Omg, I didn't give my feet a pedicure

Omg I forgot to floss

Omg, I wonder if he is thinking about another woman right now

I never knew he had a mole there

 

 

:lmao:

 

 

Yeah sounds like me

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How do women define hygiene?

 

And what about body hair? Shaved?

 

Define groomed in genital area.

 

I define hygiene as being clean, bathing. Don't care much about grooming the genital area. What nature intended is fine with me. Just not stinky.

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Jersey Shortie
Lol you got a great sense of humor Jersey

 

Thanks, I don't think most people notice that here. :)

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BubblyPopcorn

I don't understand the obsession here with hairy ba*ls, shaving them, how they're shaved, etc.

 

Is that something guys really obsess over?

 

My ex-fiance was somewhat hairy in general but it certainly wasn't my first thought, then again we were together for close to four months before I was that up close and personal.

 

Outside of that, not something I think of upon first glance.

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I don't understand the obsession here with hairy ba*ls, shaving them, how they're shaved, etc.

 

Is that something guys really obsess over?

 

My ex-fiance was somewhat hairy in general but it certainly wasn't my first thought, then again we were together for close to four months before I was that up close and personal.

 

Outside of that, not something I think of upon first glance.

 

Some people, like me, have a high aversion towards hair. In certain cultures, hair is considered taboo, but mainly likes and dislikes are built from how one has been raised and how their environment has influenced them.

 

Unkempt hair and a total lack of attention to hygiene has been associated to certain parasitic infection, for example (pubic) lice, or diseases.

 

Shaving, trimming etc, has no affliation with obsession. Just like brushing your teeth. It's a matter of taking care of your body.

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Guys.. if you don't like it 'bare' down there.. all shaved to the skin.. I would recommend that you trim it down really short.. plus if you shave your balls or/and your butt crack, use hair conditioner.. it is extremely soft on the skin, doesn't burn.. I never use shaving cream there.. I use a good thick hair conditioner.. my skin is baby soft.. ;)

 

as long as it's squeaky clean and smell good.. it''s all good.. and yummy.;)

 

I am a guy and I never heard of guys shaving their balls or their ass crack! Are you serious?

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Bump:D

 

Was gonna send Lizzie60 a PM about this but then I figured what the hell, I'm anonymous here.

 

I did the hair cutting down south and I cannot express my happiness with the way it turned out. It looks fantastic compared to before, makes my balls more sensitive, and believe it or not, makes my member look longer!! I had NO IDEA how much of me was being obscured by all the hair. It was like a snake peeking half of it's body out of a bush, you can see it's a snake, but it's true size is obscured.

 

I hate to use this word but it makes me feel sexy. It's the only way I know to describe it. Just enough hair still there to be masculine but not so much that I resemble a caveman. To me, this is now like cutting nose hair, etc..,, has to be done.

 

Pretty much one of the best pieces of female feedback I've received here!!

 

I'm on an abstinence kick right now so I don't know how a typical woman will react, but I'm looking forward to finding out somewhere down the road.

 

Thanks again Lizzie, this might read like a joke post but it's not. I'm thrilled with the results. I feel bad for every woman I've had sex with as I feel I wasn't taking care of myself down there. I can surely see why you consider it bad hygiene to not keep things trimmed up.

 

The only downside is that there is still some poking going on with some of the cut hairs poking me from time to time. I think if I adjust the angle at which I cut the hair this will improve. We'll see. :)

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???????????

Were you trying to give yourself a landing strip?

 

I guess on a man it could be called a Landing stripe:sick:

 

 

or a MANding strip... or a manDINGaling strip.........

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I don't compare whomever I'm with to former lovers. That's stupid. It's like trying to compare a dish from an Italian restaurant to a dish from a French restaurant. Everybody has their own flavor - vive le difference!

 

Anyway - I just notice his lines. I can't wait to touch him. I'm definitely a touch person and not as much of a visual person. The looks don't matter - how he FEELS is what matters to me. I'm also big on hygiene. So really - smell and feel are a million more times important to me than how a man looks.

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I don't compare whomever I'm with to former lovers. That's stupid. It's like trying to compare a dish from an Italian restaurant to a dish from a French restaurant. Everybody has their own flavor - vive le difference!

 

Anyway - I just notice his lines. I can't wait to touch him. I'm definitely a touch person and not as much of a visual person. The looks don't matter - how he FEELS is what matters to me. I'm also big on hygiene. So really - smell and feel are a million more times important to me than how a man looks.

That's it! I also notice his lines. I don't even notice what I don't like, I just want to touch, taste and smell what I like!

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When I first look at a naked guy I first determine if he's attractive or not. Is his belly flabby? Is he overly hairy? Is his penis small? etc.

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Nothing like waking up, enjoying my morning coffee, and reading a thread about how to properly groom near the balls.

 

I just want to say I would NEVER take a sharp object down there *shivers*. Gotta keep it trimmed, for sure, but if she counts me out because I'm not hairless down there, that's pretty ridiculous.

 

Die Hard, I hear you on the "growth" achieved by keeping it trimmed. It's like a light bulb goes off and you think "wow, it was just hidden! Sweet!"

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Yeah I should have mentioned that, it's a good point. I knew I'd be careful enough my first time but even then I became a little careless and almost caught some skin twice. Definitely going to need a safer way to do it since the law of averages will catch up if you do this every week with scissors.

 

I know what you mean about achieving growth though. How often do you get these kinds of results from doing nothing but cutting some hair? They say nothing in life is free but I found one thing.:D

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