Gold Pile Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 Sunday evening I was on my 3rd date with a caterer I met while auditioning for an extra part in a movie. Instead of going out, she invited me to her place for dinner. I was pretty aggressive on our first 2 dates and now this invite to her place....we both knew what she wanted. I tried to provoke her old cat into a play fight so as to demonstrate my toughness and tenderness at the same time. (works magic on nearby women). But old Duke was too old and tired to respond. Instead I kept bumping into, squeezing, and grabbing at my date.... brief mini attacks to set the mood while she was preparing the meal. Near meals end I discreetly removed a half an E.D. pill from my pocket. Being as there was already a fire in my trousers, I decided to skip the pill. I accidently dropped it on the floor but she didn't notice, I made a mental note of it's location for later retrieval. Soon enough she and I were kissing, I tried to drag her to the bedroom but after a long struggle...she dragged me to the sofa. We had a fantastic time. Her cat started coughing and I realized to my horror that Duke had eaten my E.D. pill. I was in a quandary... Do I tell her about the pill so she could call a vet for advice, or play dumb. Soon old Duke was walking around kind of bowl legged. This was the 1st time I saw him walk so I didn't know if it was normal or not. I tried to pet him but he swung a paw at me, he was feeling more rambunctious than before. I finally faked an emergency cell phone call and left. Sent her flowers Monday and had a pleasant phone conversation. She was touched that I kept asking about Duke. She said he was acting strange Monday as well. We plan to get together at my place this weekend.
Art_Critic Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 The card on the flowers should have read "You should call your vet if your cats erection lasts more than 4 hrs." I'm sure the cat is okay and hey.. I'll bet you have made a friend.. the next date the cat will come right up to you.. either that or the female cat next door will.
Author Gold Pile Posted March 11, 2009 Author Posted March 11, 2009 The card on the flowers should have read "You should call your vet if your cats erection lasts more than 4 hrs." I'm sure the cat is okay and hey.. I'll bet you have made a friend.. the next date the cat will come right up to you.. either that or the female cat next door will. I'm not so sure the cat enjoyed the headache side-effect, but I bet he was stunned at the the steel in his pants. Ok, cat didn't have pants...but you know what I mean.
JerseyShortie Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 I don't know what is more funny... this: ...Being as there was already a fire in my trousers, I or this.... ....he was feeling more rambunctious than before. Actually, just the first part is funny.The rest of the story is obviously untrue.
era Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 I don't find your story amusing in the least That cat needed to be taken to the vet as soon as you realized what had occurred. Poor little thing....
Citizen Erased Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 The card on the flowers should have read "You should call your vet if your cats erection lasts more than 4 hrs." I'm sure the cat is okay and hey.. I'll bet you have made a friend.. the next date the cat will come right up to you.. either that or the female cat next door will. :lmao: Holy crap I can't stop laughing/crying at that.
Author Gold Pile Posted March 11, 2009 Author Posted March 11, 2009 I don't find your story amusing in the least That cat needed to be taken to the vet as soon as you realized what had occurred. Poor little thing.... Probably not so little;)
sam light Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 I made a mental note of it's location for later retrieval. Those pills are expensive, but I'm wouldn't use one that's been on the floor:lmao:
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