Lucky_One Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 she finally answered, she is annoyed that i wasnt 'sensitive' enough after she finalyl told me she was in pain (this was yesterday) she is disturbed i would crack a joke a bout it (i think i said something like does she feel like she had a hot poker up her @ss) Apparently you just do NOT get it. Joking about something that HURT her (physically AND emotionally) is so inappropriate and juvenile. (I won't even touch the bad pun of 'cracking' jokes) You can kiss this girl good-bye. You have demonstrated over and over that you were caring about YOU and YOUR pleasure after *gasp* waiting an ever-so-long 11 weeks for full intercourse. You seem to be pretty selfish, both in bed and out, and I hope for her sake that she doesn't believe that all men are like this. And personally, if a guy told me that he couldn't tell the difference in my a$$ or my pu$$y, then I would think his mind and heart was as insensitive as his d*ck obviously is.
Geishawhelk Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 she finally answered, she is annoyed that i wasnt 'sensitive' enough after she finalyl told me she was in pain (this was yesterday) she is disturbed i would crack a joke a bout it (i think i said something like does she feel like she had a hot poker up her @ss) King Edward II of England, was executed by having a red-hot poker inserted in his rectum. he died in terrible agony, as both his rectum and insides slowly cooked....
Cherry Blossom 35 Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 Like I said earlier, go find yourself a zucchini, then come back and tell us how good it feels. Ha Ha. But make sure that you don't stick it all the way in or it will get stuck up there
Lucky_One Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 But the hamster might be happy to see the zucchini!
clv0116 Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 King Edward II of England, was executed by having a red-hot poker inserted in his rectum. Wow, he must have really pissed his wife off.
blondesmiler Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 Wow, he must have really pissed his wife off. Ahh bring back the good old days!!
BannaBee57 Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 And personally, if a guy told me that he couldn't tell the difference in my a$$ or my pu$$y, then I would think his mind and heart was as insensitive as his d*ck obviously is. Perfect, Lucky One Yeah, to the OP I think you made the wrong move. Had you been drinking that night??
Geishawhelk Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 Wow, he must have really pissed his wife off. Rumour has it that it was revenge on the part of his assassins for his proclivity for forcing himself on unwilling young gentlemen....(ring any bells, OP?) and his lascivious and hedonistic lifestyle. he also assaulted and beat his wife, and it's rumoured (though far be it from me to spread rumours) that he would have anal sex with her too, much against her will..... Heck, this is getting more and more spooky by the minute! Hey, adoreher - watch your back.....!
Kasan Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 Well..............I wonder about your name adoreher and if you truly do adore her. After your description of what sex was like the first time with you, I shudder to think what loveher is like. Would you be okay with her if she told you that she never wanted to try anal again, or would it be a deal breaker for you? There are some great threads on here that can tell you how to make penetration less painful, and you would also get a sense that anal isn't always enjoyed by women. Would anal be something that you would consider having done to you?
Geishawhelk Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 no i wouldnt want that done to me because i uh have a penis. if i were a chick or gay guy then probably so. There are plenty of perfectly straight guys who love anal. There are threads here - go check, and ask them. Some do, some don't. It doesn't make you gay! And the fact that she was pleasuring herself means that she was desperately trying to enjoy it and failing, or trying to do something she liked to distract her from the pain. i would think more people would be trying to give advice instead of cracking jokes Well, every time anyone gave you serious thought, you either justified or contradicted. It became a laughing stock..... and the mods here are acting immature. Neat. make a few more enemies, why doncha....? stay classy loveshack. bye. Stick around then. You never know, some of it may rub off on you.....
Lucky_One Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 right.........sorry i dont know of any straight guys ever who like strap ons. and again youre abusive in language. You must not know many straight guys, then.
Geishawhelk Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 Well, he's going on complete guesswork. And that's fine. As a newbie, he knows nothing about me. In one short thread, however, he's revealed a great deal of frankly distasteful things about himself. And by leaving himself wide open to criticism, he's got just that. OP, I suspect you don't know any Buddhists at all. Good or otherwise. What do you know of Buddhism that makes you think that?
clv0116 Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 right but if he is going to insult a persons appearance then he should show a picture of himself. Not really, it's completely valid to say I prefer a Lotus Elise over a Corvette without telling anyone what I drive.
Geishawhelk Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 I have to say, I'm probably due an oil change and some rust treatment.....
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