Lucky_One Posted March 9, 2009 Posted March 9, 2009 LMAO Are you this chick's boyfriend?? http://www.enotalone.com/forum/showthread.php?t=275915 TOO freaking funny! Dude, you let your dogs crap on the floor in your house? GROSS.... She's not being a germaphobe - she's being NORMAL!!
missdependant Posted March 9, 2009 Posted March 9, 2009 im clean and i love her but she IS insane about germ phobias. i think she is mainly disturbed i came inside her AND i think she is probably sore (her facebook status reads "feel crappy going ot bed early to rest up") she said even her most long term bf always used condoms (im the first guy to ever come inside without a condom and i dont think shes please it was her butt) she was tested after her last bf BUT still made him send her his test results from 3 months ago (he isin th emilitary and gets tested a lot) so yeah she is super clean. She probably feels degraded, considering that was your first time together. You held off from sex for 11 weeks. I doubt it would have hurt to hold off a couple days longer. And why the hell wouldn't you have condoms on hand? And you took her home because you had church?? You're an a-hole and I hope she is smart and doesn't call you back EVER.
sid3 Posted March 9, 2009 Posted March 9, 2009 Wow what a way to start an intimate relationship. Because of this she will dump you, if not sooner, certainly later. You should have waited for another time when you had a condom. Instead you basically treated her like a whore, you may not agree, but from the looks of it, the majority of people agree.
carhill Posted March 9, 2009 Posted March 9, 2009 Well, I read the thread, had my cup of coffee and am off to drop the kids at the pool OP, I keep remembering the 11 weeks of courtship. Perhaps you might do the same.
Sam Spade Posted March 9, 2009 Posted March 9, 2009 Go buy a similarly-sized zucchini, and go for it. Let's go, baby! (will be my response if I ever bring it up with a girl and she asks how would I feel about putting stuff in there and that there's no way unless I subject myself to the same :laugh:)
isoleaf Posted March 9, 2009 Posted March 9, 2009 TOO freaking funny! Dude, you let your dogs crap on the floor in your house? GROSS.... She's not being a germaphobe - she's being NORMAL!! zomg. EPIC. seconldy, it's not that you ****ed up or anything. it's more the reaction you're giving to her following the act. immediately after the anal sex you're being all nice and sweet. were you NOT being nice and sweet before? you should just play it cool and show NO CHANGE in your behavior otherwise you're going to look like you only show that positive reaction because she gave you ANAL sex. think about it this way... if you were playing it cool, and then you guys had normal vaginal sex, then the next day you'd continue playing it cool as it's typical. if you were playing it cool, and then you guys had anal sex, then the next day you're all emotional and clingy and trying to tell her how amazing she is all of a sudden, you look... 1. insecure deep down (which you are since you're now so afraid of being dumped) 2. inexperienced (ur acting as if this is the first time you've had anal) 3. on the defense (which she may or may not take advantage of) not her response on the other forum. she's not all that pissed, but she's definitely noticing you're being all emotional all of a sudden. MAINTAIN COMPOSURE. you're all telling her and talking as if anal SHOULDN'T be a big deal or something and in my opinion it shouldn't. that's why when i have anal sex with my partner, i treat it like no big deal and go on with business as usual. i of course am considerate to her needs and if she talks about it i'll talk about it with her and ask her if she's okay etc, but i'm not gonna all of a sudden turn into an emotional mush-puddle afterwards. hardly a hot way to follow-up with such a demanding act.
blondesmiler Posted March 9, 2009 Posted March 9, 2009 It sounds to me that you could care a less about what she wants or how she feels.. You forced anal sex on her... some might say you raped her.. some might not being that she didn't say NO after you didn't take her first NO and her first Stop It seriously.. Come on dude.. She said no to anal then you put it in anyhow ?? How do you think she should have reacted to this ?? I agree, you said you were patient and then instead of taking one step at a time and perhaps first, second, third and forth based before you went for the whole round! You weren't patient. And you were not caring, if you were then you wouldn't have carried on, to be honest I don't think you would have tried in the first place esp as you knew she was not that experienced. Something like anal can wait until further along in a relationship. Sorry but she probably is not very happy with you and prob feels some what violated.
rlindzie Posted March 9, 2009 Posted March 9, 2009 I totaly agree with art. and wuts up with you talking about your size and how you like anal and it feels like such and such, i though you were posting to talk about this poor woman, not you and your damn dick.
soserious1 Posted March 9, 2009 Posted March 9, 2009 im very very careful. and with her i deeply care about her and would never do anything like that. yes she said it was painful, very painful and i was too big. but i also know she was shocked when i first tried without warning so second time i took it sooo slow. just tap tap and then used her wetness to slowly enter. she whimpered but she does that a lot and we hugged and kissed afterwards had chocolate and hugged more. she may be be pissed at me but i know she doesnt feel raped. You tried to shove your larger than average penis to her anally without discussing it? You then proceeded to get yourself in there, in spite of her whimpering in pain all without the benefit of any lube? I'd never speak to you again!
Geishawhelk Posted March 9, 2009 Posted March 9, 2009 Let's go, baby! (will be my response if I ever bring it up with a girl and she asks how would I feel about putting stuff in there and that there's no way unless I subject myself to the same :laugh:) Yours, maybe. But put yourself mentally into the mindframe of this girl and tell me the situation was a good one. First she says that the pain was just awful. Then he ups and does it again! with the only lube available - her wetness. I just wish her surname was Bobbitt......
sand26 Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 well she still claims she enjoyed at the time but HAS been in pain for last 48 hours but its finally going away she joked its my fault for being endowed and she's sorry but it probab;y would do her too much damage on a regular basis. she acted as sweet and pleasant as always. You tell the best bedtime stories, you should be a writer because this is thrilling stuff. yawn
salmagundi Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 well, hey...right on!...you're awesome! So what exactly are you here for, anyway?
boldjack Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 I know, Let's take a vote. How many posters here think that ANY of this ****, actually happened. I vote NO!:laugh:
CandyGirlXO Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 well she still claims she enjoyed at the time but HAS been in pain for last 48 hours but its finally going away she joked its my fault for being endowed and she's sorry but it probab;y would do her too much damage on a regular basis. she acted as sweet and pleasant as always. And once AGAIN you mentioned your size. What is the point of that?? I don't like it when a guy is big, but I am petite. I prefer smaller to average size personally. Anyways... I find it odd that the first thing you two did sexually was anal. Like a previous poster said, how romantic!
CandyGirlXO Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 well now in hindsight it seems like the stupidest thing ever. Well good that you learn from your mistakes. Now TELL her that, and tell her that you wished your first time together could have been more special. Make it up to her.
Lucky_One Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 Im always an early riser, she is a nightowl. I was letting her go home to sleep in late. You f*cked her on Friday and took her home even though she wanted to stay the night. You got up early for church on Sunday. You couldn't manage an overnight in between that? Glad to see that you didn't deny not cleaning up the dog crap on the floor.
stillafool Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 Your gf is probably wondering is you like guys also and that's why she's being weird.
nicki Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 I would be very creeped out by a guy who acted like you did. I would feel used. Yes, she is acting like she is upset. The whole anal thing aside, she is probably thinking you didn't have the right to ejaculate inside her without her permission.....it's a violation, especially where you did it. It was her first time with anal, and your first intimate encounter together. First time sex should be intimate, vaginal. Anal is something that can be introduced later, into a secure relationship. It takes a lot of trust for a woman to do that with a man. You weren't at that level with her. You went over a boundary line without a thought about her well-being or what was right for her in the moment. I'm sure she feels violated and used by you. I'd say you blew it. She sees you for exactly the selfish guy you are. Sorry if that sounds harsh, but next time, focus on what the woman wants and needs. Follow her cues. Back off from this woman. Apologize profusely and tell her you are sorry you hurt you with your behavior. But, really, I'm sure she is disgusted and traumatized by the whole thing.
nicki Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 Did I miss something? Likes guys, too? Likes anal? hmmmm
stillafool Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 Did I miss something? Likes guys, too? Likes anal? hmmmm I guarantee this girl is wondering if he is secretly bi. I am a woman and if a man did that to me that's exactly what I would think. I don't know that I would ever want to see him again.
Dirkus Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 So just to recap; This self- proclaimed, overtly, handsome fellow with a self-proclaimed enormous shlong, has a relatively sexually inexperienced girl over and the first time they're intimate he blasts his Apollo size love rocket in her third input. (a first time for her) Then he kicks her out to go to church? And he wonders why it didn't sit well with her.
Geishawhelk Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 And he wonders why it didn't sit well with her. That's a double entendre if ever I heard one..... :laugh:
Shygirl15 Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 ! God, this is a funny thread. Replies are awesome! You guys are really hard on him, jeez.
Cherry Blossom 35 Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 Yikes, Adoreher. She said you weren't being sensitive and she's right. Hot poker up her ass?? Wow, that is so romantic.
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