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In fairy tales, the knight in shining armor always has to go kill some dragon who threatens to burn down the kingdom unless he gets the king's daughter.

 

I was reading an issue of Popular Mechanics about something called the E-bomb, which doesn't kill people but it fries every electronic device for miles around. Heh, I think it would be fun to build one for a couple of hundred bucks and then threaten to set it off in the middle of downtown unless my demands are met... forget the million dollars, just gimme a gf, or everyone's TV, car, and computer goes bye bye! >:-D

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I'd love one of those for people in modern cars suffering from Road Rage.

Or traffic wardens with their stupid electronic ticket machines....

Or the local Security centre who claims to not have you on file, even though you've been going there every week for the last 5 years.....!!

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Although I'd personally love to date a princess (Grace Kelly & Diana Spencer come to mind), using an EMP to do it might be a little extreme, don'tcha think?

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would you really want a women you won from the negotiating table anyway? Chances are you'd end up with someone either crazy or paid to do it.

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Grace Kelly & Diana Spencer come to mind

 

Could be a very quiet date - probably not got much to say for themselves these days ;)

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Try writing a Virus, a lot easier to make and potentially just as dangerous ;)

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would you really want a women you won from the negotiating table anyway? Chances are you'd end up with someone either crazy or paid to do it.

 

Sometimes I think paying a girl a salary to be my love interest would be so much easier than real life...

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Could be a very quiet date - probably not got much to say for themselves these days ;)

 

I don't think he's interested in their level of conversation.

 

But then....

Yeeeeeewch!! I just realised......!!:sick: :sick::laugh: :laugh:

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In fairy tales, the knight in shining armor always has to go kill some dragon who threatens to burn down the kingdom unless he gets the king's daughter.

 

I was reading an issue of Popular Mechanics about something called the E-bomb, which doesn't kill people but it fries every electronic device for miles around. Heh, I think it would be fun to build one for a couple of hundred bucks and then threaten to set it off in the middle of downtown unless my demands are met... forget the million dollars, just gimme a gf, or everyone's TV, car, and computer goes bye bye! >:-D

 

Dude that'd be awesome! I think the only successful EMP's are nuclear bombs though, others require ludicrous amounts of power.

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To have a princess.... Hmm, I dunno about that one. My flatmate Kylie is a "spoiled little princess" and I can't stand her. :p

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LOL...good idea, it would be fun to watch everyones stuff frying, BUT it wont win you any chicks!

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:laugh: A lurve terrorist! Strap an e-bomb on and see where it takes you!
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