Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 What a bloomin' good idea Touche! "Guys, what colour bloomers do you prefer?" Bet they'll say "nude." Black would mean they're sluts. Any other color would mean they're high-maintenance sluts. Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Oh and East Asian Bloomers are superior . Other bloomers are too big and are just imitations of the real thing so don't be fooled. Link to post Share on other sites
fishtaco Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Is it just me or it smells like a battle ground for gender war in here? Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Is it just me or it smells like a battle ground for gender war in here? THIS from a man known as "fishtaco!":laugh: Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Oo-oo that smell. Can'tcha smell that smell? Donna, you're pretty funny yourself! I'm killing myself laughing over here! Is it just me or it smells :laugh: Fishtaco you're hilarious too! Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 She Left Her Bloomers At My House But Hasn't Come Back to Get Them...Does that Mean She's Not Into Me? He Bloomers Are A Little Big for My Taste. How Can I Nicely Let Her Know that I Need a Girl Who Wears Smaller Bloomers? Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 OOOO! THAT could make a GREAT country tune! No, that would be: She Left Her Bloomers But Took My Heart Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Better yet! :lmao: Now I can't stop thinking of songs...I Left My Bloomers In San Francisco:laugh: Link to post Share on other sites
gopher Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 My new g/f found my ex's bloomers...what should I do? Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 My new g/f found my ex's bloomers...what should I do? Love that one! I've Only Seen Her Bloomers in CyberSpace...Will They Be the Same In Person? Link to post Share on other sites
gopher Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 I'm bi-bloomer and want to have a threesome...but I'm afraid to ask my SO... Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 My Girlfriend is Moving Across the Country and Is Taking Her Bloomers With Her! Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 I'm bi-bloomer and want to have a threesome...but I'm afraid to ask my SO... My g/f only has two sets of bloomers and I like a woman with at least three. Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 I Feel My Bloomers Move Under My Cheeks. LMAO!!! (Love that song too...) I Can't Get No Bloomers Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 See if you can get this one: You Make Me Feel Like a 100% Cotton Bloomer Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Yo-hoo make me fee-hee-heel... Yo-hoo make me fee-hee-heel... You make me feel like a 100% natural cotton bloomer... Bloomer-her-herrrr You're cracking me up, donna! Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 thanks! The phrasing was perfect in yours. Ok, how about this one: B-L-O-O-M-E-R-S (I can give you a hint...the title of this thread is a hint.) Link to post Share on other sites
Woggle Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 It is true that many men are more honest with women once they stop caring about getting. That being said it is ironic that the minute I stopped caring what women thought is when I was more successful with them. I don't mean this to sound disrespectful but women in many ways are like dogs. If you are not afraid of them and you show them who's boss they will respect you. If you are fearful and intimidated they will bite you. Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Erased Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 It is true that many men are more honest with women once they stop caring about getting. That being said it is ironic that the minute I stopped caring what women thought is when I was more successful with them. I don't mean this to sound disrespectful but women in many ways are like dogs. If you are not afraid of them and you show them who's boss they will respect you. If you are fearful and intimidated they will bite you. And you would be ****ting kittens if you saw a female post something like that! Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 B-L-OO-M-E-R-S! Why is your hair such a mess? B-L-OO-M-E-R-S! No, I won't say yes. Yeah! Ba-yay-bee! Yeah-eah-eah-eah. Oh Ba-yay-bee! How's that? I don't think so. Ok, another hint: Baybee what you want Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 You're very, very sick. I don't know that one! Link to post Share on other sites
Woggle Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 And you would be ****ting kittens if you saw a female post something like that! No I woudn't. I have learned over the years to not get angry at women but to simply fire back. You can hate me all you want but no man or woman for that matter can deny that what I say is true. Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Erased Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 No I woudn't. I have learned over the years to not get angry at women but to simply fire back. You can hate me all you want but no man or woman for that matter can deny that what I say is true. :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
Woggle Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 :lmao: Well there is anger there but it is more focused than it used to be. You will never see me pulling an OJ Simpson, A Scott Peterson or even a Chris Bown. In fact I don't think that men should even focus on women in the battle of the sexes anymore too much. Help men grow our balls back and things will fall into place. Who knows what women will do but at least men would have the self respect not to put up with their crap. Link to post Share on other sites
Trialbyfire Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 There are men who are embraced into the gene pool and others, where Lorena Bobbit had the right idea! Women should grab their identities and not put up with the misogynistic droning, of some individuals. Link to post Share on other sites
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