Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 What a bloomin' good idea Touche! "Guys, what colour bloomers do you prefer?" Bet they'll say "nude." Black would mean they're sluts. Any other color would mean they're high-maintenance sluts.
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 Oh and East Asian Bloomers are superior . Other bloomers are too big and are just imitations of the real thing so don't be fooled.
fishtaco Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 Is it just me or it smells like a battle ground for gender war in here?
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 Is it just me or it smells like a battle ground for gender war in here? THIS from a man known as "fishtaco!":laugh:
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 Oo-oo that smell. Can'tcha smell that smell? Donna, you're pretty funny yourself! I'm killing myself laughing over here! Is it just me or it smells :laugh: Fishtaco you're hilarious too!
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 She Left Her Bloomers At My House But Hasn't Come Back to Get Them...Does that Mean She's Not Into Me? He Bloomers Are A Little Big for My Taste. How Can I Nicely Let Her Know that I Need a Girl Who Wears Smaller Bloomers?
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 OOOO! THAT could make a GREAT country tune! No, that would be: She Left Her Bloomers But Took My Heart
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 Better yet! :lmao: Now I can't stop thinking of songs...I Left My Bloomers In San Francisco:laugh:
gopher Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 My new g/f found my ex's bloomers...what should I do?
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 My new g/f found my ex's bloomers...what should I do? Love that one! I've Only Seen Her Bloomers in CyberSpace...Will They Be the Same In Person?
gopher Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 I'm bi-bloomer and want to have a threesome...but I'm afraid to ask my SO...
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 My Girlfriend is Moving Across the Country and Is Taking Her Bloomers With Her!
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 I'm bi-bloomer and want to have a threesome...but I'm afraid to ask my SO... My g/f only has two sets of bloomers and I like a woman with at least three.
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 I Feel My Bloomers Move Under My Cheeks. LMAO!!! (Love that song too...) I Can't Get No Bloomers
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 See if you can get this one: You Make Me Feel Like a 100% Cotton Bloomer
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 Yo-hoo make me fee-hee-heel... Yo-hoo make me fee-hee-heel... You make me feel like a 100% natural cotton bloomer... Bloomer-her-herrrr You're cracking me up, donna!
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 thanks! The phrasing was perfect in yours. Ok, how about this one: B-L-O-O-M-E-R-S (I can give you a hint...the title of this thread is a hint.)
Woggle Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 It is true that many men are more honest with women once they stop caring about getting. That being said it is ironic that the minute I stopped caring what women thought is when I was more successful with them. I don't mean this to sound disrespectful but women in many ways are like dogs. If you are not afraid of them and you show them who's boss they will respect you. If you are fearful and intimidated they will bite you.
Citizen Erased Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 It is true that many men are more honest with women once they stop caring about getting. That being said it is ironic that the minute I stopped caring what women thought is when I was more successful with them. I don't mean this to sound disrespectful but women in many ways are like dogs. If you are not afraid of them and you show them who's boss they will respect you. If you are fearful and intimidated they will bite you. And you would be ****ting kittens if you saw a female post something like that!
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 B-L-OO-M-E-R-S! Why is your hair such a mess? B-L-OO-M-E-R-S! No, I won't say yes. Yeah! Ba-yay-bee! Yeah-eah-eah-eah. Oh Ba-yay-bee! How's that? I don't think so. Ok, another hint: Baybee what you want
Touche Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 You're very, very sick. I don't know that one!
Woggle Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 And you would be ****ting kittens if you saw a female post something like that! No I woudn't. I have learned over the years to not get angry at women but to simply fire back. You can hate me all you want but no man or woman for that matter can deny that what I say is true.
Citizen Erased Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 No I woudn't. I have learned over the years to not get angry at women but to simply fire back. You can hate me all you want but no man or woman for that matter can deny that what I say is true. :lmao:
Woggle Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 :lmao: Well there is anger there but it is more focused than it used to be. You will never see me pulling an OJ Simpson, A Scott Peterson or even a Chris Bown. In fact I don't think that men should even focus on women in the battle of the sexes anymore too much. Help men grow our balls back and things will fall into place. Who knows what women will do but at least men would have the self respect not to put up with their crap.
Trialbyfire Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 There are men who are embraced into the gene pool and others, where Lorena Bobbit had the right idea! Women should grab their identities and not put up with the misogynistic droning, of some individuals.
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