V.Vixen Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Let's hear the good, the bad, and the UGLY. My latest, and most creepy??? "Your eyes are intoxicating" This was NOT attractive!!
Island Girl Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 "You are what the most beautiful dreams from heaven are made of." WTH!! Yuck. Too cheesy.
runner Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 " i'm sorry miss you can't be in here. a hot girl like you should be in in the smoking room " *drum*drum*snare*
ruggy Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 I've heard... Spit or swallow? Your eyes are a preview of heaven.
OpenBook Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 You must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all night long.
Tony T Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Help yourself: http://www.romancestuck.com/pickup-lines.htm
kashmir Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 "Are you a library book? Because I've been checking you out all night."
LucreziaBorgia Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 I have a friend who uses this anti pickup line just to see shocked looks on girls' faces: "I just sh*t my pants, can I get in yours?"
Peter_pan Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 I have a friend who uses this anti pickup line just to see shocked looks on girls' faces: "I just sh*t my pants, can I get in yours?" so does my mate, they work on girls in clubs lol
quankanne Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 "Come on, baby ... you *know* you want it!" (yeah ... but not with YOU!)
Trialbyfire Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Here's the ultimate anti-pickup line I found on the Internet: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
flash582 Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 Have you ever seen someone and you just can't breathe for a few seconds? Heaven must be missing one of their angels This is going to sound rather cheesy, but I find you very attractive.
fball522001 Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 This is from a comedian go figure. "Excuse me but my dick just died, would you mind if I buried it in your ass?"
Peter_pan Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 did it hurt (what?) when you fell from heaven
knaveman Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 Is that a keg in your back pocket? 'Cause I wanna tap that ass.
Author V.Vixen Posted February 22, 2009 Author Posted February 22, 2009 Is that a keg in your back pocket? 'Cause I wanna tap that ass. OMG!
knaveman Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 my skillz are not lost on the internet I see.
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