BoredPerson Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 I am in a strange new city and I have ONE FRIEND who is a long term friend but is busy with his GF and his busy job and really we can't hang out. I want to go out to a pub and just try to meet girls because I am feeling very LONELY. What do you think I should do ? Ideally I want to hook up with someone so we can start a relationship quickly. I am very tall and a big guy but I am OVERWEIGHT so I am looking for a chubby girl too who is possibly blonde and the same age as me or a brunette who is a few years younger. Should I just go to a pub and try to talk to girl on my own ? All of my 'work mates' are not single so I can't just hang out with them either. I really need a girlfriend or I will fall into social ineptitude. Because everyone I know just hangs around with their S.O. Also are there any tricks for ugly sex ? I'm scared that if I go out with a girl who has a 'good personality' it might not work at all, or she might have to much fat and the logistics won't work out. Any advice ?
SpanksTheMonkey Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 Also are there any tricks for ugly sex ? I'm scared that if I go out with a girl who has a 'good personality' it might not work at all, or she might have to much fat and the logistics won't work out. Any advice ? Excuse my ignorance but what is ugly sex? so you want a chubby girl but are afraid of fat probs? I'm lost here ...
Geishawhelk Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 Is this a new career move? Long-term investment plans would suggest that you should look for a stayer, not a player. Players can cost anything up to $500 a night, so you should look for courses in Household management, customer relations (Chris250 can help you here) and contact the Home Office for weekend workshops in Tact and Diplomacy. In fact, I'd make that your first stop.
ddraper Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 Well, the easiest thing you can do is just go up to her and talk to her with a simple, "Hi, I'm new here and trying to meet new people. You seem nice, you're not gonna knife me in the back are ya?" Something to that element. As long as you show the girl you aren't the usual guy that strolls into a pub you should be fine. Just relax, and be friendly. That's all you should be aiming for now. Expand your social circle a bit and success will come.
SpanksTheMonkey Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 Nothing but cheep hookups at pubs I think but hey if thats what ur into never was my cuppa tea. Hey nothing wrong with over weight don't knock it theres some one for every one! my extra advice don't look in bars for a lasting gf tho. Also why younger go older or same age less hassles..JMO Trick for ugly sex = paper bag.. lol
Author BoredPerson Posted February 20, 2009 Author Posted February 20, 2009 Excuse my ignorance but what is ugly sex? so you want a chubby girl but are afraid of fat probs? I'm lost here ... UGLY SEX is what happens when two ugly people have sex. I am an ugly person so when I have sex with a girl who is also ugly we refer to it as ugly sex. But there are different degree's of ugly. Like those people who are so ugly you can't look at them. I am not like that I just have facial features that do not make women horny. This is what is generally referred to us UGLY SEX. People are usually not so cruel as to refer to real ugly people in this context. Then tend more to be ignored by society, and shunned, so that people do not have to worry about them at all.
Author BoredPerson Posted February 20, 2009 Author Posted February 20, 2009 HEY GUYS. Is it gay to wear a bussiness shirt over a pair of JEans ? Its kinda stripey with blue and white stripes but I guess it can double as a trendy shirt. I'm not sure. I'd ask a friend, but I don't have any.
Squirtal Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 Ugly sex?? Every person in this world has different tastes. While I may be a goddess to some, I am also ugly to others. Don't ever say you are ugly. I don't believe that anyone is ugly to every one. I very much doubt you are, and its all matter of preferences. No a shirt and jeans can look really nice.
Author BoredPerson Posted February 20, 2009 Author Posted February 20, 2009 Nothing but cheep hookups at pubs I think but hey if thats what ur into never was my cuppa tea. Hey nothing wrong with over weight don't knock it theres some one for every one! my extra advice don't look in bars for a lasting gf tho. Also why younger go older or same age less hassles..JMO Trick for ugly sex = paper bag.. lol No see I understand that pretty girls will not want to date me especially as I am overweight and some girls are very nice and I would want to date them but they're so unattractive that I could not. There is a difficulty in lowering your standards too far.. Sometimes girls say that I have a very nice body but I don't understand why because I am a little bit fat. Maybe they like it because it is smooth and I have a lot of muscle and hair. I don't understand what do girls like a mans body to look like ? Bujt maybe I can attract an attractive woman who is also overweight and we can hang out after work and stuff that would be good. Because you need to have friends, but all my friends are getting old and married now and I don't have time for sport because I get home and I am too tired. Also I need to do lots of homework to learn about stuff or I will fail and be useless forever. Tomorrow is saturday and I have to get up early and go to the library and browse the internet...Infact I should be learning now, haha, but I am tired from the whole week and want to rest ! I'm just lonely and not even horny anymore...... poor me. I think I have anxiety problems too because I have lived with no friends before and it was very horrible but at least this time the people at my work are nice. But the developers are all angry old men and they hate me just because I am alive. I know they like brad pitt but that is like saying all men are only attracted to angelina jolie which is not true there are all sorts of women that are attractive but mostly we like : Big hips, breasts, soft skin, and womanly features such as nice legs and soft hair. What do women like ??
Chrome Barracuda Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 Come correct, chin up, smile and be forward. Confidence is what pulls chicks in, smile give a lot of eye contact, be snarky but flirt outrageously. Sleeping with women isnt hard. It's a learned science. if she's not feeling you step off, regroup, and focus. how tall are you?
SpanksTheMonkey Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 UGLY SEX is what happens when two ugly people have sex. I am an ugly person so when I have sex with a girl who is also ugly we refer to it as ugly sex. But there are different degree's of ugly. Like those people who are so ugly you can't look at them. I am not like that I just have facial features that do not make women horny. This is what is generally referred to us UGLY SEX. People are usually not so cruel as to refer to real ugly people in this context. Then tend more to be ignored by society, and shunned, so that people do not have to worry about them at all. Man Thats deep!! .... Common your too hard on ya self for starters you go out there with that sense of self and its a lost cause! Us women can pick up on it were like dogs we smell fear/desperation and for most its a turn off. And yes wearing a shirt like that is a no go again just IMO.. But I am fabulously fashionable after all.. lol
Squirtal Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 You know what Bored..my brother is severly overweight and he still has interest from very pretty and nice girls. He has never been short of dates. Don't put yourself down so much.
Author BoredPerson Posted February 20, 2009 Author Posted February 20, 2009 You know what Bored..my brother is severly overweight and he still has interest from very pretty and nice girls. He has never been short of dates. Don't put yourself down so much. No pretty girls are not nice. They are not looking for relationship with me but they will go out with me once to see if I am a special person, which I am not, so they just take free drink/movie/DINNER from me and say thanks then act like there was no date.
ruggy Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 Sorry dude, your weird. Talking about yourself like that. What the hell is wrong with you. No witch is going to give you 2 seconds if you do not respect yourself first. Maybe you should talk to someone about your self esteem issues. Seriously dude.
SpanksTheMonkey Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 No see I understand that pretty girls will not want to date me especially as I am overweight and some girls are very nice and I would want to date them but they're so unattractive that I could not. I know they like brad pitt but that is like saying all men are only attracted to angelina jolie which is not true there are all sorts of women that are attractive but mostly we like : Big hips, breasts, soft skin, and womanly features such as nice legs and soft hair. What do women like ?? I personally don't like brad pit hes to cookie cutter for me just goes to show every one has different tastes when it comes to dating! Whats ugly to some is gorgeous to others sounds corny but its true and just because your over weight doesn't mean anything. I am and Ive had plenty of good relationships in my past it can happen don't be desperate and work on ya self esteem issues..
Squirtal Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 No pretty girls are not nice. They are not looking for relationship with me but they will go out with me once to see if I am a special person, which I am not, so they just take free drink/movie/DINNER from me and say thanks then act like there was no date. You don't know that..but if you see yourself like that then that is what you are projecting to others and that may put them off. The saying "You have to love yourself before someone can love you" is very true you know.
ruggy Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 Please, watch this video. It will help you a lot. By a very famous doc. http://video.aol.com/video-detail/madtv-bob-newhart-skit-mo-collins-stop-it/3886997170/?icid=VIDURVHOV07
ruggy Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 No pretty girls are not nice. They are not looking for relationship with me but they will go out with me once to see if I am a special person, which I am not, so they just take free drink/movie/DINNER from me and say thanks then act like there was no date. You don't know that..but if you see yourself like that then that is what you are projecting to others and that may put them off. The saying "You have to love yourself before someone can love you" is very true you know. Most are witches though. Go dutch instead.
Author BoredPerson Posted February 20, 2009 Author Posted February 20, 2009 No I think that I am not a very attractive person and pretty girls the one who have small features and have good bodies don't seem to like me or be very good at being nice. The other thing they do is that they won't commit to going out with a man very easily, they lead men on a lot and love to play games because they have so many options ! Some are so sexy and you just know they have ten or so men after them and I don't think that they'd make very good companions. I mean they're good to look at and everything and some are nice. Heck my best mates GF is really HOT and she is super nice but only beacause she is attracted to my friend. My other friend has a got GF too BUT again, then are men who are better looking than me. They're thinner and more trendy.
SpanksTheMonkey Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 STOP IT! its not Yiddish after all LMAO Ty I needed a laugh..
Squirtal Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 Sorry, I did quote and just realised you were quoting me but it looked like...anyway... Witches...Hear us cackle.
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