dreamergrl Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 I was just checking my mail and what not. All of a sudden I get an instant message. It was Mr. No Personality, from last weekend, who I could have sworn was not interested in me. I look at the IM.... "Wanna have sex?"
Kamille Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 :lmao: That's pretty straighfoward! Mr. No-Personnality goes for broke! I'd say more but I'm still laughing. What did you reply if anything?
Author dreamergrl Posted February 14, 2009 Author Posted February 14, 2009 Here ya go, for pure entertainment: Him: wanna have sex Me : no Him : boo Him : why not Me : I don't need a f*ck friend Him : why not Me : why would I Him : dunno cause itd be fun Me : if I wanted that, I'd have no problems finding that, but I don't go for guys who just want sex Him: i c Him : well thats sad Me : not really Him : i think so Me : why, I'm sure you can go find someone that just wants to screw Him : maybe but what i wanted you instead Me : well I'm no one's **** buddy Him : grr Him : well i think itd be fun u should reconsider Him : besides who said u were just gonna be a **** buddy ?
Kamille Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 hahahaha ah man! I love: him: that's sad you: not really Thanks dreamergrl. I haven't been on LS for awhile but this really has me cracked up! I think he needs to be booted off the IM.
Author dreamergrl Posted February 14, 2009 Author Posted February 14, 2009 LOL he was, last week. I had to remember who he was by screen name, then it clicked. I almost spit out my drink.
SoulSearch_CO Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 Yeah, he's just oozing class. What an idiot.
Kamille Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 Yeah, he's just oozing class. What an idiot. My first thought was: Loser! Poor guy: it must be hard to have no personality... Maybe he was trying to make up for it with his body???
Author dreamergrl Posted February 14, 2009 Author Posted February 14, 2009 Kamille did you read the thread about him? It's kind of a shame, he was quite good looking. Not that looks are everything.. but ya know, like, he must think that his looks get him whatever he wants or something.
Shygirl15 Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 Dreamer, is this the one who was too 'worn out" to go out for a date last weekend? I hope not..
Kamille Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 Kamille did you read the thread about him? It's kind of a shame, he was quite good looking. Not that looks are everything.. but ya know, like, he must think that his looks get him whatever he wants or something. Now I have. It only gets better doesn't it??? Can't believe he complained about being tired while ON a date. That should be way up there on the what not to say while on a first date.
Author dreamergrl Posted February 14, 2009 Author Posted February 14, 2009 Dreamer, is this the one who was too 'worn out" to go out for a date last weekend? I hope not.. The one who 'was really tired on the date' http://www.loveshack.org/forums/t178989/ The one who canceled was this one: http://www.loveshack.org/forums/t179415/
Shygirl15 Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 Not sure how I missed both threads; I love reading your online dating 'adventures" lol! Mr. Personality seems to be looking for just a quick lay.. Too bad he went for the wrong one.
Star Gazer Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 Aw, man! That's hilarious! But I must say, I wish the convo had gone like this: Him: Wanna have sex? You: No. Him: Why not? You: Because I have this policy about only sleeping with people I'm attracted to.
Author dreamergrl Posted February 14, 2009 Author Posted February 14, 2009 Now I have. It only gets better doesn't it??? Can't believe he complained about being tired while ON a date. That should be way up there on the what not to say while on a first date. And you know, that is like the best line for "this sucks, I wanna go home". Not sure how I missed both threads; I love reading your online dating 'adventures" lol! Mr. Personality seems to be looking for just a quick lay.. Too bad he went for the wrong one. I've got all sorts of online dating stories. I wonder if I ever told the one about the guy who claimed to be 5'8 but really ended up to be 5'4 and showed up in dirty work clothes.
Author dreamergrl Posted February 14, 2009 Author Posted February 14, 2009 Aw, man! That's hilarious! But I must say, I wish the convo had gone like this: Him: Wanna have sex? You: No. Him: Why not? You: Because I have this policy about only sleeping with people I'm attracted to. hahahaha Next time I need a good come back I'll be in touch SG
Star Gazer Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 Perhaps you should keep him around (on the internet, that is) solely for entertainment purposes? I know we'd all get a kick of a weekly summary of his IMs.
Star Gazer Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 hahahaha Next time I need a good come back I'll be in touch SG I totally get your efforts to be kind and considerate when you first let him down. But once he sent that sex message, he opened the door for the b*tchy responses. Maybe he's been drinking? LOL
BCCA Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 Wow. This ranks among the all time lows of dating. Seriously? Like you were going to say 'I thought you would never ask' LMAO!!!! What a tool. Im sorry to laugh at your misfortune, but its hilarious.
chrislovestosurf Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 Dreamergrl, these are guys you find on an online dating site? Interesting, I was thinkikng of doing that but I wasnt sure if it works or not. Anyway, what made him not have a personality?
BobSacamento Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 Another example of how honesty is not always the correct policy. For you it was but for him not so much. Not very clever.
Kamille Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 Another example of how honesty is not always the correct policy. For you it was but for him not so much. Not very clever. So Bob, people whishing to get laid are allowed to lie, cheat, and deceive others to get what they want? In any case, the point is moot. Dreamergirl wasn't interested in the guy anyway.
Author dreamergrl Posted February 14, 2009 Author Posted February 14, 2009 Perhaps you should keep him around (on the internet, that is) solely for entertainment purposes? I know we'd all get a kick of a weekly summary of his IMs. I totally get your efforts to be kind and considerate when you first let him down. But once he sent that sex message, he opened the door for the b*tchy responses. Maybe he's been drinking? LOL For your entertainment needs.. Him : well thats sad Me (2/13/2009 5:52:43 PM): not really Him : i think so Me : why, I'm sure you can go find someone that just wants to screw Him : maybe but what i wanted you instead Me : well I'm no one's f*ck buddy Him : grr Him : well i think itd be fun u should reconsider Him : besides who said u were just gonna be a f*ck buddy ? Me : it's obvious Me : that's all you have interest in, and you show it Him : i c Him : w/e u say Me : you don't talk, you don't make conversation, you don't want to do anything, Me : you seem displeased about everything Him (2/13/2009 6:07:55 PM): ok if u sya so Him : boo Wow. This ranks among the all time lows of dating. Seriously? Like you were going to say 'I thought you would never ask' LMAO!!!! What a tool. Im sorry to laugh at your misfortune, but its hilarious. Heck, I was laughing. It's not my misfortune. I wasn't the one looking for a lay and not getting it. Dreamergrl, these are guys you find on an online dating site? Interesting, I was thinkikng of doing that but I wasnt sure if it works or not. Anyway, what made him not have a personality? Read the post. I post a link to it in this thread. I've met some good guys through online dating though. It's not all bad. Another example of how honesty is not always the correct policy. For you it was but for him not so much. Not very clever. He'd never have a shot again anyways. So Bob, people whishing to get laid are allowed to lie, cheat, and deceive others to get what they want? In any case, the point is moot. Dreamergirl wasn't interested in the guy anyway. Exactly! He's got personality Yeah, the personality of a dog in heat.
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