alphamale Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 One more note about a woman's interest level is that it's not as high as it appears. If her interest level appears to be 70% then it's really 50% at best. Always subtract 20 points from her appeared interest level to get the real temperature. how exactly does one accurately & objectively measure "Level of Interest"?? Does she fill out a survey?
Touche Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 how exactly does one accurately & objectively measure "Level of Interest"?? Does she fill out a survey? I think it shows up in our urine. He somehow gets a sample and puts it in a beaker or something and takes a reading.
anne1707 Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 I think it shows up in our urine. He somehow gets a sample and puts it in a beaker or something and takes a reading. But that could involve physical contact. Very risky - after all she could get pregnant. Another no go subject for Chris
Touche Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 But that could involve physical contact. Very risky - after all she could get pregnant. Another no go subject for Chris He probably wears double surgical gloves on each hand though.
wuggle Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 Thanks for the dating guide Chris, sadly I think it's complete crap so won't use any of it. But thanks anyway. Have you really had 5 relationships ?
BCCA Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 Thanks for the dating guide Chris, sadly I think it's complete crap so won't use any of it. But thanks anyway. Have you really had 5 relationships ? Agreed. This would not only never work, but would make sure you were forever labled as a huge douchebag to everyone you came into contact with.
anne1707 Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 sadly I think it's complete crap so won't use any of it. Good! Your wife would not be happy.
Shygirl15 Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 I'm beginning to think we're being played Oh, yeah. I realized that a while ago.
ruggy Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 I have had 5 LTR relationships. I didn't use most of this guide before. I just developed it and borrowed some tips from Doc Love but have tweaked it into my own system. I'm prepared to use this for my next date. Someone else made a comment about this guide promoting a man to be a doormat in the relationship. Not necessarily. I believe it's important for a man to pick his battles wisely. The less battles you pick with a woman the better off you'll be. Sometimes you just have to let things slide when she's doing something you don't agree with. For me it's better to keep my disagreement to myself. It's better for the relationship. It's better for my own peace of mind. As long as what she's doing does not effect your credit card or other finances then it's better to keep it to yourself. The thing is most men have no idea what a woman is capable of. Women are creatures to be feared even more so than rattlesnakes. A wise man fears women more than anything else in his life. Shows what you know about your tips. You could not keep one of them.
alphamale Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 I think it shows up in our urine. He somehow gets a sample and puts it in a beaker or something and takes a reading. oh yea....i saw those "Level of Interest" test strips at CVS or Walgreens
Touche Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 oh yea....i saw those "Level of Interest" test strips at CVS or Walgreens Yes, the strip turns red for no go, green for high level of interest (51% or higher don't you know) and yellow for use caution..or maybe yellow is for neutral or maybe it just means they peed on a stick, not sure.
Geishawhelk Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 Guys guys guys.... I have a stitch - I'm lughing so hard the tears are running down my legs!! My partner is rolling helplessly on the floor, laughing so hard, I swear he's gonna bust something! What makes him laugh is that Chris just keeps posting these hilarious additional posts, blissfully unaware of the effect he's having!! Lordy, someone pass me the kleenex.....!
Treasa Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 Can you please write a dating guide for women? Also, will they need stopwatches?
Shygirl15 Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 Can you please write a dating guide for women? Also, will they need stopwatches? Okay. Now THAT is the one I would like to see.
Touche Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 OMG, I'm laughing too Geish! Hilarious thread. Hey, great idea Treasa! I'd love to see that. You know what I don't get in all of this though? Why would a guy who thinks women are to be feared and are worse than rattlesnakes want to date one? Why not just be a monk or something? I mean no offense but you don't seem like the snake charmer type to me.
Geishawhelk Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 (You obviously haven't read his dominatrix thread.....!)
Touche Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 (You obviously haven't read his dominatrix thread.....!) No I haven't. Are you serious? I'll have to look for that one. This should be good.
Author chris250 Posted February 11, 2009 Author Posted February 11, 2009 OMG, I'm laughing too Geish! Hilarious thread. Hey, great idea Treasa! I'd love to see that. You know what I don't get in all of this though? Why would a guy who thinks women are to be feared and are worse than rattlesnakes want to date one? Why not just be a monk or something? I mean no offense but you don't seem like the snake charmer type to me. I date women that I fear for the same reason I drive even though I'm afraid of getting into accidents. I don't want to be alone and I don't want to have to walk to work or the grocery store. Sure I could walk to work but it would be inconvenient. I can either drive in spite of being afraid of accidents or inconvenience myself by walking. It's the same reason I still choose to date. The fear I go through I is worth it right now for finding a suitable mate. Courage is not the absence of fear but it does mean not letting that fear rule one's decisions.
Citizen Erased Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 I date women that I fear for the same reason I drive even though I'm afraid of getting into accidents. I don't want to be alone and I don't want to have to walk to work or the grocery store. Sure I could walk to work but it would be inconvenient. I can either drive in spite of being afraid of accidents or inconvenience myself by walking. It's the same reason I still choose to date. The fear I go through I is worth it right now for finding a suitable mate. Now owe me about 5 minutes. I will find you.
Author chris250 Posted February 11, 2009 Author Posted February 11, 2009 I don't feel like going to work in the mornings but I get up and go anyway. It's the same with dating women that I am nervous about.
dreamergrl Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 Chris, what happened to the girl that you went out with that you gave a grade to? B- girl
dreamergrl Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 I date women that I fear for the same reason I drive even though I'm afraid of getting into accidents. I don't want to be alone and I don't want to have to walk to work or the grocery store. Sure I could walk to work but it would be inconvenient. I can either drive in spite of being afraid of accidents or inconvenience myself by walking. It's the same reason I still choose to date. The fear I go through I is worth it right now for finding a suitable mate. Courage is not the absence of fear but it does mean not letting that fear rule one's decisions. Yet you went on and on about only going out with a woman one time so you'll never get hurt. Then it went onto fwb but no sex. You are like a soap opera all in yourself.
Author chris250 Posted February 11, 2009 Author Posted February 11, 2009 Chris, what happened to the girl that you went out with that you gave a grade to? B- girl I didn't grade her. I estimated that she graded me with a B-. A B- is a pretty optimistic estimate but I'll stick with it for now. What happened to her? I haven't called her since the date. I don't plan to. But I've learned from some mistakes that I made with her that I will have an opportunity to correct for the next girl.
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