Gold Pile Posted February 1, 2009 Posted February 1, 2009 Friday morning I had a physical with my new attractive female Physician. I took a 1/4 E.D. pill so as to look impressive for her. Early on we really seemed to hit it off until she started to examine my privates... the pill kicked in. I hadn't counted on feeling so creepy :oabout it. Her tone became very clinical/ professional. She held up a ruler and said "may I?" . I said sure. Although my measurements are very normal it still turned me on to think of her checking it's size. Instead of measuring, she firmly snapped the ruler on it. An embarrassing loud squeak escaped my lips:eek:. When this action failed to deflate things... she became very cold and sternly asked me if I was taking an E.D. medication. I lied and told her it must be a residual effect from the pill I took the nite before for a visit with my ex-GF. (I like the ex line because it indicates that I'm straight, available, and well thought of by an ex). I had to awkwardly answer some questions about my functionality, but her tone gradually went back to warm and friendly. I asked if she might join me for dinner sometime. She said she didn't date patients. A several hours later she called and said her date to a black tie charitable gala for a local hospital had canceled on her. Way out of my league, but she had the two "tickets" already paid for. As luck would have it we met two people who speak the only non-English languages that I sort of know. ( limited vocabulary but articulated very well) She was impressed. For the 1st time in my classless life I saw a Harp. I couldn't resist amateurishly strumming it and wonder of wonders I sounded pretty good. It's probably hard to sound bad on it. A group gathered around and urged me to play some more, but I decided to quit while I was ahead. I came across modest for once. She had a good time with her multi-lingual, musically gifted Gold Pile. At date's end I only got a quick kiss. I confess to be intimidated by her position and education, so I didn't grab and subject her to my usual tonsil tickling grope fest.
ColorCube Posted February 1, 2009 Posted February 1, 2009 You need to change your name to "Gold Pole" When is the second date?
confused_2008 Posted February 1, 2009 Posted February 1, 2009 Okay, I said the original post was a troll, but this only reaffirms my initial hunch. A harp, umm wow?
Author Gold Pile Posted February 1, 2009 Author Posted February 1, 2009 You need to change your name to "Gold Pole" When is the second date? Gold Pole . I'm not sure how to follow up on this date. Guess I'll call and thank her for a great time. I won't send flowers to her office as she probably wouldn't want people to know she dated a patient. She did say that very few men get up the courage to ask a female Physician out.
Author Gold Pile Posted February 1, 2009 Author Posted February 1, 2009 Okay, I said the original post was a troll, but this only reaffirms my initial hunch. A harp, umm wow? Why is Harp an issue???? http://www.hartfordhospital.org/Giving/BlackRedGala/BlackRedGala2009/default.aspx
Enema Posted February 1, 2009 Posted February 1, 2009 Cool story hansel. When will you be making up part 3?
MindoverMatter Posted February 1, 2009 Posted February 1, 2009 Yeah, not buying any of it. But looking forward to the new episode.
Author Gold Pile Posted February 1, 2009 Author Posted February 1, 2009 Hello Enema, exactly what is so implausible ? I make for a distinguished looking date, I look smarter than I am.
Dumbledore Posted February 1, 2009 Posted February 1, 2009 Instead of measuring, she firmly snapped the ruler on it. Looks like you passed the ruler test. Seems she's trying to tell you that she likes to be spanked, and also needed to know that you'd withstand the trials of rough, passionate sex.
Author Gold Pile Posted February 2, 2009 Author Posted February 2, 2009 Looks like you passed the ruler test. Seems she's trying to tell you that she likes to be spanked, and also needed to know that you'd withstand the trials of rough, passionate sex. outrageous Dumbledore! Thanks!
baker23 Posted February 2, 2009 Posted February 2, 2009 You are too funny; I don't know if your stories are true because they seem outrageous, but they sure are entertainning. You always make me laugh with your posts. :lmao:
Lizzie60 Posted February 2, 2009 Posted February 2, 2009 Hahahaha... you are and always will be my favourite.. Absolutely loooove your threads..
Author Gold Pile Posted February 2, 2009 Author Posted February 2, 2009 You always make me laugh with your posts.:lmao: this is gold baby... gold! Hahahaha... you are and always will be my favourite.. Absolutely loooove your threads.. Aw shucks, thank ya all:)
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