Author Gold Pile Posted January 26, 2009 Author Posted January 26, 2009 GP.. bad idea.. .what if she thinks you got a 'erection' proplem.. and prescribes something to keep it down.. ooooonnnnnnnn... That's a fright! I'm hoping she will think it's a 100% natural "response" on my part. Proof that there is a chemistry between her and I.
Tomcat33 Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 I say GO for it! But don't stop there, dress it up for the occasion.
fral945 Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 This sounds like the plot to a good porno. Gold Pile, if you're attracted to her why would you need an ED pill?
Lizzie60 Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 I say GO for it! But don't stop there, dress it up for the occasion. Hahahahaahhahaha.. I like the Gold Dong.. that would be appropriate for Gold Pile..
Tomcat33 Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 Hahahahaahhahaha.. I like the Gold Dong.. that would be appropriate for Gold Pile.. You're right!! The Gold Dong is WAY better. Though you have to be a really "confident" male to use that equipment, did you see the size of that thing? Is that your baseball gear in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Isolde Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 This sounds like the plot to a good porno. Gold Pile, if you're attracted to her why would you need an ED pill? I was wondering this too
Tomcat33 Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 Hey GoldPile why go through the trouble of taking blue pills, give her this instead. If she is any kind of good doctor she will appreciate this a lot more.
jerbear Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 Hey GoldPile why go through the trouble of taking blue pills, give her this instead. If she is any kind of good doctor she will appreciate this a lot more. She might respond with:
Author Gold Pile Posted January 26, 2009 Author Posted January 26, 2009 Gold Pile, if you're attracted to her why would you need an ED pill? It's not a romantic setting at all...it's clinical
Author Gold Pile Posted January 27, 2009 Author Posted January 27, 2009 My physical is this Friday. I'm gonna pop a pill an hour before. I should be sporting a mean bean when the clothes come off. I plan to ask her out near the end of the appointment....but will ask sooner if an ideal opening presents itself.
D-Lish Posted January 27, 2009 Posted January 27, 2009 My physical is this Friday. I'm gonna pop a pill an hour before. I should be sporting a mean bean when the clothes come off. I plan to ask her out near the end of the appointment....but will ask sooner if an ideal opening presents itself. Don't forget- tell her the lump is deep....
johan Posted January 27, 2009 Posted January 27, 2009 You'll know you've got a good thing going if she tells you to turn your head and thrust.
Dumbledore Posted January 27, 2009 Posted January 27, 2009 I don't understand how you hope to stand. Won't you be going into your appointment crouched over? Or, at the very least, wearing a pizza box. Loose-fitting clothes would be more comfortable, but way too revealing. Tight-fitting pants seem to be a necessity, but the pain may be too much to bear. Good luck! Don't forget to season your balls.
Tomcat33 Posted January 27, 2009 Posted January 27, 2009 My physical is this Friday. I'm gonna pop a pill an hour before. I should be sporting a mean bean when the clothes come off. I plan to ask her out near the end of the appointment.... I hope they have internet access in jail, we're going to need the update. 1. cut a hole in the box, 2. put your junk in the box...
burning 4 revenge Posted January 27, 2009 Posted January 27, 2009 I don't think she'll ask you take off all your clothes but you should do it anyways Usually your blood test can indicate any PSAs and the only reason for her to examine the prostate is to check for benign hyperplasia and thats almost always done by urologists, but Id take off your clothes before she gets a chance to tell you so
johan Posted January 27, 2009 Posted January 27, 2009 Yes. Also have a rose clenched between your teeth. And if you can do the trick where you find a coin behind her ear, that's going to seal the deal.
Dumbledore Posted January 27, 2009 Posted January 27, 2009 I don't think she'll ask you take off all your clothes but you should do it anyways Usually your blood test can indicate any PSAs and the only reason for her to examine the prostate is to check for benign hyperplasia and thats almost always done by urologists, but Id take off your clothes before she gets a chance to tell you so Good information. He should ask her to milk his prostate - a clinical procedure that is proven to clean out free radicals from the sensitive prostate pathway.
Tomcat33 Posted January 27, 2009 Posted January 27, 2009 Oh and don't forget to keep your socks on there is nothing sexier than a man sporting wood with his nylon socks on.
burning 4 revenge Posted January 27, 2009 Posted January 27, 2009 Yes. Also have a rose clenched between your teeth. And if you can do the trick where you find a coin behind her ear, that's going to seal the deal. all of that imagery reminds me of my days as an altar boy
Dumbledore Posted January 27, 2009 Posted January 27, 2009 all of that imagery reminds me of my days as an altar boy It sucks to be inguinal height.
Storyrider Posted January 27, 2009 Posted January 27, 2009 And wear the little paper gown so the opening is in the front.
Dumbledore Posted January 27, 2009 Posted January 27, 2009 And wear the little paper gown so the opening is in the front. :lmao: Where will he tie the string?
confused_2008 Posted January 27, 2009 Posted January 27, 2009 Okay, I didn't bother to even read beyond the first page, but isn't this an obvious troll? This can't be a serious question
Tony T Posted January 27, 2009 Posted January 27, 2009 My physical is this Friday. I'm gonna pop a pill an hour before. I should be sporting a mean bean when the clothes come off. I plan to ask her out near the end of the appointment....but will ask sooner if an ideal opening presents itself. Don't do it. I unconditionally GUARANTEE you will embarrass the crap out of yourself. You will not get the reaction you seem to be expecting. I am, however, impressed with the confidence you have in your stiff dick.
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