mr.dream merchant Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 Sometimes I feel like maybe my GF is too pretty, and too sincere with her love. You know, sometimes I don't want her to cater to my needs all the time. Theres days where I feel like she should just go out and get romped by some random guy. Or maybe put on 50 pounds, you know? Stop bein so damn pretty for a change and be a fat ugly slob. God, what's wrong with me?! *This is a parody of the "My BF is too nice" Thread*
dreamergrl Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 Look at it this way, can you imagine yourself never making a complaint, never voicing your feelings, never having things your way? Probably not, because it's not normal to always avoid the less pleasant parts of life. Bending over and taking it in the behind all the time is not an attractive trait in anyone, nor is it normal.
Mad Hatter Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 *This is a parody of the "My BF is too nice" Thread* Haha. Too funny!
39388 Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 Look at it this way, can you imagine yourself never making a complaint, never voicing your feelings, never having things your way? Probably not, because it's not normal to always avoid the less pleasant parts of life. Bending over and taking it in the behind all the time is not an attractive trait in anyone, nor is it normal. I don't see how having that many arguments is a good thing or even better than how he was before. I try myself to correct my nice guy tendencies and when I do I tend to go way too far the other way. I can be mean and agressive, which can cause constant arguing. There do seem to be some nice guys who become assertive. Going part way is the ideal I'd have to think. Some seem much better than others at doing it in practice.
dreamergrl Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 I don't see how having that many arguments is a good thing or even better than how he was before. I try myself to correct my nice guy tendencies and when I do I tend to go way too far the other way. I can be mean and agressive, which can cause constant arguing. There do seem to be some nice guys who become assertive. Going part way is the ideal I'd have to think. Some seem much better than others at doing it in practice. Nothing has to be an argument. You can assert yourself without arguing. It's just about good communication. There's a difference between being a nice guy and being a pushover.
You'reasian Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 *This is a parody of the "My BF is too nice" Thread*Haha. Too funny! I agree with the OP. The "My GF is too nice" poster has some growing up (or experience) to catch up with her.
Mad Hatter Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 Oh, I definitely agree. I just thought the way the OP parodied the other thread was really funny. As for the other thread, no wonder guys are afraid to be too nice. However, assertiveness (not aggressiveness) is an attractive trait in both genders.
Trialbyfire Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 I don't recall the thread you're trying to parody but if someone is "too nice", they're not nice at all. They're doormats. While certain kinds of men enjoy having disposable doormats, most women prefer balanced individuals.
RichGuy Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 While certain kinds of men enjoy having disposable doormats Oh!! Oh!! Me, me, me!!
Trialbyfire Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 Oh!! Oh!! Me, me, me!! Then don't expect me to have any sympathy for you when she cheats on your sorry ass, when her needs aren't being met. A passive-aggressive personality type can and will strike back in underhanded ways.
birdie Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 Sometimes I feel like maybe my GF is too pretty, and too sincere with her love. You know, sometimes I don't want her to cater to my needs all the time. Theres days where I feel like she should just go out and get romped by some random guy. Or maybe put on 50 pounds, you know? Stop bein so damn pretty for a change and be a fat ugly slob. God, what's wrong with me?! *This is a parody of the "My BF is too nice" Thread* mocking people on a public forum. you are pathetic
pinkelephant Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 I agree with the OP. The "My GF is too nice" poster has some growing up (or experience) to catch up with her. Or maybe.....the people who mock or pass judgments on anyone's situation are the ones who need to grow up. Why is it so wrong to just want someone to be real?
pinkelephant Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 I don't recall the thread you're trying to parody but if someone is "too nice", they're not nice at all. They're doormats. While certain kinds of men enjoy having disposable doormats, most women prefer balanced individuals. Many "nice" guys are purposely trying to be that way because they think it's what a woman wants. That's fake to me. Some women, like myself.....just want a guy to be real and balanced like you said. It isn't really about nice or mean, just real. I couldn't think of how else to put it when I made my thread.
Citizen Erased Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 Dump her, you deserve worse. My feelings exactly.
Asami Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 Dump her, you deserve worse. I agree, My sentiments exactly
Author mr.dream merchant Posted January 23, 2009 Author Posted January 23, 2009 Oh! But I don't want to break up with her just complain.
pinkelephant Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 Oh! But I don't want to break up with her just complain. I took a quick glace at your recent post list Mr. Dream out of curiosity..... "I'm tellin you right now that if I spent all night with a girl with the intentions of gettin laid and I did not get laid, I would most definitely not contact her again asking to come over." You seem like a really nice guy and I really appreciate your constructive criticism. Please, enlighten me some more with another outrageously funny and clever thread. Who doesn't complain in this forum? Who doesn't complain EVER? You obviously didn't even understand what I was trying to say in my thread.
Author mr.dream merchant Posted January 23, 2009 Author Posted January 23, 2009 I took a quick glace at your recent post list Mr. Dream out of curiosity..... "I'm tellin you right now that if I spent all night with a girl with the intentions of gettin laid and I did not get laid, I would most definitely not contact her again asking to come over." You seem like a really nice guy and I really appreciate your constructive criticism. Please, enlighten me some more with another outrageously funny and clever thread. Who doesn't complain in this forum? Who doesn't complain EVER? You obviously didn't even understand what I was trying to say in my thread. What? If I was out to get laid and some chick wasted my whole night I wouldn't hit her back. I was telling the OP of that thread the truth and while it appears outrageous in this thread, perhaps you'd do better to quote the whole post. Maybe it wouldn't seem so bad then. The point I'm trying to make is for you to be happy with who your BF is and how he carries himself. Finding things to complain about only makes you look like a picky and naggy nightmare of a GF. You're unhappy because he's a nice guy? Come on. People are so caught up in digging up dirt on their partner that they can't even allow themselves some time to be happy with them. Just be thankful you aren't being punched in the face by a crystal meth-head of a BF, because there's a couple of those cases floatin around here.
CommitmentPhobe Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 Sometimes I feel like maybe my GF is too pretty, and too sincere with her love. You know, sometimes I don't want her to cater to my needs all the time. Theres days where I feel like she should just go out and get romped by some random guy. Or maybe put on 50 pounds, you know? Stop bein so damn pretty for a change and be a fat ugly slob. God, what's wrong with me?! I feel for you dude. It might appear from the outstet that pretty is what you want but after a while it just gets boring doesn't it? What you need to do is find subtle ways of getting her to let her go. Suggest an unhealthy diet, allow her little sleep etc. I'm sure when you've moulded her into your own new ideal of her things will be much better and you won't miss her being pretty at all.
dreamergrl Posted January 24, 2009 Posted January 24, 2009 Oh! But I don't want to break up with her just complain. It's quite apparent you're just looking to complain. Or maybe you just like the attention, regardless if it's positive or negative attention.
mixwell Posted January 24, 2009 Posted January 24, 2009 The OG thread should read "My b/f is boring and pu$$y whiped and I get whatever I want, someone please help him grow a pair"
Citizen Erased Posted January 24, 2009 Posted January 24, 2009 The OG thread should read "My b/f is boring and pu$$y whiped and I get whatever I want, someone please help him grow a pair" You are not as funny as you think you are.
mixwell Posted January 24, 2009 Posted January 24, 2009 It's quite apparent you're just looking to complain. Or maybe you just like the attention, regardless if it's positive or negative attention. Its quite apparent that you didn't read through this knowing the OP was dogging on someone elses threat hence the parody he mentions at the bottom of the paragraph.. Thanks Captain Obvious !
mixwell Posted January 24, 2009 Posted January 24, 2009 You are not as funny as you think you are. Read the OP's response then read the REAL thread and it will make sense.. I am as funny as I THINK I am and I THINK i am pretty funny at times which is all that matters..
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