Gunny376 Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 1. If crying won't make her stay? They won't make her come back! 2. Don't date the "pay-roll" 3. Ain't no one monkey makes a show! 4. Don't beg someone to let you "love' them! 5. There's no shortage of good women, but there sure as Hell a shortage of good men! 6. Good men/women are like good jobs! They're out there! But they generaly are already taken, and the ones that have them? They plan on keeping them, have had them a good long while, and your just about going to have to kill them to get them away from them! 7. Just do the "right thing" You know what it is, the good Lord wrote it upon your heart the day you were born! 8. Keep your "honor" and "reputation" clean, it will save your azz when you have nothing else left! 9. Parts of me? They're pretty awesome! The rest I'm working on! God and I aren't finished yet! I'm a work in progress! 10. The mind of "man" that can "conceive" is the mind of man that "acheive" 11. Hope is eternal! 12. Never give up! Never surrender! 13. You get knocked down? Get up again, never let them keep you down, even if it means die trying! 14. Do or don't do! There is no such thing as "try" 15. Sometimes you've just got to get "pitdog mad-dog" mean! Even with yourself! 16. Quit beating yourself up! There's always some "Joker" just outside your front door, with a Louiville Slugger waiting to do the job for you just to see the look on your face! 17. Once your parents are gone? Your pretty much on your own if not before then! 18. Friends in need, are friends indeed! 19. When your dog quits barking at your neighbor at the back door, you need to get to looking! 20. Your wife says she's "Not Happy" or "I love you but I'm not in love with you" or you come home and its just the preacher and her and there's not a dead body around, its time to find a divorce lawyer!
Geishawhelk Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 if you spend an hour making rules up, that's 60 minutes in which you could have been enjoying yourself.
Woggle Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 Never give a woman the power to crush you. If she knows you can live a happy life without her she will be less likely to walk. Never ever try to be a knight in shining armor for a troubled woman. If she did it to him she will do it to you. Never try to please an unpleasable woman because it will never be enough for her.
Geishawhelk Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 Never give a ANYONE the power to crush you. If he knows you can live a happy life without him, he will be less likely to walk. Never ever lower yourself to being a damsel in distress for a man with issues. If he did it to her, he will do it to you. Never try to please an unpleasable man because it will never be enough for him. When people come to the realisation that it doesn't matter whether you are male or female, as a dumped person, it hurts. Full stop, regardless of gender. No "one side" hurts more - or less - than the other. All this - My pain is worse than your pain' just goes to show how juvenile some people can be. "People". Not men, not women.... People.
Woggle Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 When people come to the realisation that it doesn't matter whether you are male or female, as a dumped person, it hurts. Full stop, regardless of gender. No "one side" hurts more - or less - than the other. All this - My pain is worse than your pain' just goes to show how juvenile some people can be. "People". Not men, not women.... People. To a certain extent you are right but men and women do have different experiences in the relationship world. I am sorry but it is true. Both sides hurt equally but there are certain trends going on today that effect mainly men. Just look at the divorce forum for proof.
PWSX3 Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 You can't make someone love you If they don't love you then you don't want them in your life If both parties don't put 110% into the relationship, it won't work..... It does amaze me how with all the studies they know the difference between men & woman, most all our stories are the same yet we still can't make it work.
NYCmitch25 Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 if you spend an hour making rules up, that's 60 minutes in which you could have been enjoying yourself. 60 minutes ... most men usually need only 2-4 minutes to "enjoy" themselves.... or did you mean in the accumulative sense?
Trialbyfire Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 I've only got a few. Be true to your fundamental values. If you're not, you have no anchor and are lost at sea.Value everyone as equals until they prove otherwise by their actions and words.Know that you have value and if looking for a partner or friend, ensure they treat you with respect.
NYCmitch25 Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 Honestly I didn't understand most of these... I figured someone like you would have something like "gun control is having a steady hand" or "don't drink and drive, you're liable to spill beer on your alligator boots" or "Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your a ****face".. Here's some of mine : When spraying mace, always point the little hole away from you. The dog is licking his privates only to taunt you. Everyone is equal, just remember you are more equal then them.
Geishawhelk Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 To a certain extent you are right but men and women do have different experiences in the relationship world. I am sorry but it is true. Both sides hurt equally but there are certain trends going on today that effect mainly men. Just look at the divorce forum for proof. Men and women are different. of course they are. They do have different experiences, that's also true. But I think the intimation that men suffer more than women, or hurt more, is more a failure on the part of society to underpin and validate the role men lost - and never fully regained, - since women became liberated. Whilst women have worked to grow stronger and to maintain that strength, men conversely have not maintained their identity. THis has seen the masculine structure of our society, become weaker. This is a whole different topic, but there may well be chemical, as well as psychological reasons for this.
Author Gunny376 Posted January 17, 2009 Author Posted January 17, 2009 Honestly I didn't understand most of these... I figured someone like you would have something like "gun control is having a steady hand" or "don't drink and drive, you're liable to spill beer on your alligator boots" or "Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your a ****face".. Well,..............yea now that you mention them? I forgot to add those my Cousin Vinnie!
dead-dyke Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 These are all good. I wish I were clever enough to make my own. I wish the keyboard had backwards letters on them too, to show my true wit. How's this one........ Jump on to your wife's back as she jumps ship to ensure you don't go down too?
Navin_R_Johnson Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 1. See this? That's *****. See this? Shinola. ;-) 2. I will NEVER let my emotions, personality, my *being* be so controlled by another human being. 3. There's much more to my life than just being a husband. 4. Once a cheetah, always a cheetah. Really. 5. Never trust a cheetah. Never. 6. There's a seat for every ass. 7. We always want what we don't have. Stop wanting, it will come to you. 8. Never trust a spouse. Or maybe trust but verify. 9. Experience is something you get *just after* you really need it. 10. Check back periodically on loveshack for wonderful life advice from people who have experience. Gunny, TIY, LJ, DD, and so many more.
Author Gunny376 Posted January 18, 2009 Author Posted January 18, 2009 21. "Your divorcing ME! After 12 years and two children? Guess that means I'm going to have to go and find myself some new girlfriends who appreciate what I've got to offer and bring to the table! Damned the bad luck! 22. The definition of the word "IF" is that "if" grasshoppers had and knew how to use a Colt .45 pistol crows wouldn't eat them for lunch! 23. "That was great, Sugar! I especially liked the part where you actually moved! a little bit!" (Me to the XHEX the last time we had sex, ~ hate "mercy sex) 24. The difference between the way it is and the way its suppose to be is a little something I like to call reality. 25. Don't come to me with a problem unless you've got at least one to three possible solutions. 26. When your up to your @zz in alligators, water moccasians, and Indians, we all tend to forget that our initial objective was to drain the swamp! 27. If you cannot tell me the differnece between the way things are and the way they're suppose to be? Your just "bitchin" to hear yourself "bitch" 28. No whinning allowed past kindergarden 29. Suck it up and do the best you can with what you've got at hand! 30. Pain is weakness leaving the body!
Author Gunny376 Posted January 18, 2009 Author Posted January 18, 2009 How to spell "learned". That's how I spell it when I'm drinking Scotch Whiskey! Thank you very much! Damned un-employed English Teachers everywhere you go these days!
Geishawhelk Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 :laugh: (That should be 'scotch whiskY'. "WhiskEy" is either Irish or canadian....)..... :lmao: I crack me up so much I hate myself!! I'm sorry gunny - just playin' ya to cheer you up!
Author Gunny376 Posted January 18, 2009 Author Posted January 18, 2009 :laugh: (That should be 'scotch whiskY'. "WhiskEy" is either Irish or canadian....)..... :lmao: I crack me up so much I hate myself!! I'm sorry gunny - just playin' ya to cheer you up! I know, and to be honest? Spelling was never one of my strong points, I believe I've got some sort of learning block when it comes to spelling? I've a welled thumbed Webster's Spelling Dictionary somewhere around here from my days in the Marines. (The front cover is long gone!) Whoever perfected "spell-check" in word processors should at least be put up for sainthood! But you did put a smile on my face!
NYCmitch25 Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 whoever smelt it, dealt it. LOL... I'm a child.. I always wondered who the authorof that masterpiece was .. :-)
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